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  It's time to end the hostility towards "big pharma." Thank you, Pfizer, for destroying the Coronavirus with yoyur vaccine. Thank you, for healing our mind's with Zoloft, Xanax and Neurontin. Thank you, for treating my gonorrhea with Zithromax. This thread is a safe space to appreciate the titans running the Pfizer Corporation.
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This was a triumph. I'm making a note here, huge success.
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Mar 11, 2021 14:31
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Pfizer? i hardly know her! 
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Mar 11, 2021 14:36
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Can we bitch about the -94F storage requirements or is this appreciation only?
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Mar 11, 2021 14:37
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Hitch posted:Can we bitch about the -94F storage requirements or is this appreciation only? Strictly appreciation only. Begone haters.
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Mar 11, 2021 14:41
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That’s cool how manufacturing a vaccine typically requires a large concentration of the virus they are trying to alleviate.
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:That’s cool how manufacturing a vaccine typically requires a large concentration of the virus they are trying to alleviate. No the vaccine works by mRNA lasers blowing up virus antigens. It's badass and only a genius would be able to come up with something like this.
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:That’s cool how manufacturing a vaccine typically requires a large concentration of the virus they are trying to alleviate. Are you suggesting that pfizer manufactured the virus simply to later come up with the cure because I can assure you that is what happened
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Mar 11, 2021 14:58
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If you like Pfizer so much why don't you marry them you fkcing pharmalover?
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Mar 11, 2021 15:05
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The name though. P followed by F. What? It must be a mistake.
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Mar 11, 2021 15:06
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cum posted:No the vaccine works by mRNA lasers blowing up virus antigens. It's badass and only a genius would be able to come up with something like this. So we can just replicate virus antigens for any virus now with a null rna template? Cool.
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Bronze Fonz posted:If you like Pfizer so much why don't you marry them you fkcing pharmalover? Unfortunately little boy-multibillion corporation marriage is still illegal.
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Mar 11, 2021 15:11
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Icochet posted:The name though. P followed by F. What? It must be a mistake. Phazer. 
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Mar 11, 2021 15:13
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Icochet posted:The name though. P followed by F. What? It must be a mistake. Dale : "The Army destroyed Bills brain with their deadly placebo drug! No wonder he's an ignoranus." Bill : "What did you say?" Dale : "Ignoranus! It means stupid, you moron!" Hank : "Dale you said placebo." Dale : "Yeah I read it in Bills file. It's the name of the drug they gave him. I think it's made by Puh-fizer."
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Mar 11, 2021 15:19
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gently caress that, I’m a Moderna Man, and you can all suck my Modernick.
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Mar 11, 2021 15:24
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I like how their commercials are 5 seconds of benefits and 55 seconds of potential side effects. They're really looking out for us 🙂
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bradzilla posted:I like how their commercials are 5 seconds of benefits and 55 seconds of potential side effects. They're really looking out for us 🙂 You have been promoted to Pfizer Appreciation Thead IK.
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PinheadSlim posted:Dale : "The Army destroyed Bills brain with their deadly placebo drug! No wonder he's an ignoranus." What the pfuck? 
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The vaccine does NOT taste good. Something they could improve on. Still got a lot to learn from Tylenol, who mastered the cherry flavor.
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Mar 11, 2021 15:30
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pfizer makes my pee pee hard (by downing a bottle of viagra a day  )
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*Jerry's buzzer rings* Kramer: Oh that's Newman! Jerry: Newman!? What does he want? K: He's helping me get my new business started. J: New business? I hadn't heard about a new business...what is it? K: It's a....clinic, where you inject your own vaccines.
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Big Beef City posted:*Jerry's buzzer rings* Jerry: A CLINIC where you inject your OWN VACCINES? Kramer: Think about it Jerry! Kramer gesticulates wildly You're walking down the street, minding your own business. Suddenly, you think to yourself, "I need a vaccine!" But the doctor's office is full. So you go into this vaccine clinic, pay the front desk, grab a syringe and BOOM! You're vaccinated! Kramer punches Jerry in the arm J: That can't be healthy. Jerry rubs his arm K: Jerry, think about it. This is the new frontier! Wanna go in on it? J: After you had me invest in that dogecoin mine in Argentina? I don't think so Kramer. K: Suit yourself. Kramer grabs a yogurt from Jerry's fridge and flings it all over himself
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low key sex master posted:pfizer makes my pee pee hard (by downing a bottle of viagra a day PenisFertilizer
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rotinaj posted:gently caress that, I’m a Moderna Man, and you can all suck my Modernick. M'derna
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They should be given awards for all the good they have done. I really hope the governments of the world can give them more money for life saving research, and medicines that improve our lives in every way.
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Ventral EggSac posted:PenisFertilizer 
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Ventral EggSac posted:PenisFertilizer huge if poo
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Mar 11, 2021 16:53
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gently caress u op
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Mar 11, 2021 16:56
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Full Metal Jackass posted:The vaccine does NOT taste good. Something they could improve on. Still got a lot to learn from Tylenol, who mastered the cherry flavor. Dimetapp though. *glug glug glug* 
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Rad-daddio posted:They should be given awards for all the good they have done. I really hope the governments of the world can give them more money for life saving research, and medicines that improve our lives in every way. 2 bottles of Xanax have been deposited into your PfizerBox Account.
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Pfi-pfee-pfhoo-pfum I smell the stench of a pharma man
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Rad-daddio posted:They should be given awards for all the good they have done. I really hope the governments of the world can give them more money for life saving research, and medicines that improve our lives in every way. sadly, government regulation is whats really keeping a cure for cancer and male pattern baldness research at Pfizer back. call or write your congressperson and let them know; Let Pfizer Be Free!
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Thanks J and J for making my wife go to bed early with chills so I could play Valhalla.
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Mar 11, 2021 21:35
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Update: all three of the vaccines do not taste good. Complete failure by all companies involved.
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Full Metal Jackass posted:Update: all three of the vaccines do not taste good. Complete failure by all companies involved. i'm not getting vaccinated until the cool ranch flavor comes out
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Yes...Pfizer is the best! Everyone should go right to your doctor and request...no DEMAND...only Pfizer pharmaceuticals!! *looks at stock portfolio* Good....
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MackAddie posted:Yes...Pfizer is the best! Everyone should go right to your doctor and request...no DEMAND...only Pfizer pharmaceuticals!! You wouldn’t want a bootleg vaccine now would you
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Full Metal Jackass posted:Update: all three of the vaccines do not taste good. Complete failure by all companies involved. I had the Oxford/Astra Zeneca vaccine. Tasted great. Made me feel like poo poo for 10 hours though. Small price to pay for that original coke taste though, even more so if you boof it
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deadeyez posted:Every morning I wake up and shove as many pills into my mouth and anus as I can Can you make a Youtube "my average day" type video for
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