kumail nanjiani you piece of shit

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# ? Mar 13, 2021 03:49

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# ? May 16, 2024 16:02

barnold: what do u do when yuo're born to play fps? guess there's nothing left to do but play fps. boom headshot

gently caress you kumail. reveal yourself this instant

# ? Mar 15, 2021 15:25

your friend sk: (ヤイケス!)

oh noooo, i hope he doesn't come and crush me with his giant muscles...!

# ? Mar 15, 2021 15:51

Escape From Noise

poo poo. I need to finish The Big Sick first! I watched most of it on a flight once, but we landed before I could finish it.

# ? Mar 15, 2021 17:53

Comfy Fleece Sweater: You see, but you do not observe.

# ? Mar 15, 2021 18:08

Heather Papps: hello friend

i dare you to fight me kumail. we will see who melts down.

thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

# ? Mar 15, 2021 18:32

Joey McChrist

YOU KNOW THEY SAY ALL MEN ARE CREATED EQUAL. BUT YOU LOOK AT ME AND YOU LOOK AT KUMAIL NANJIANI AND YOU CAN SEE THAT STATEMENT IS NOT TRUE! SEE NORMALLY IF YOU GO 1 ON 1 WITH ANOTHER POSTER YOU GOT A 50/50 CHANCE OF WINNING! BUT I'M A GENETIC FREAK AND I'M NOT NORMAL! SO YOU GOT A 25% AT BEST AT BEAT ME! AND THEN YOU ADD NUT TO THE MIX, YOU THE CHANCES OF WINNING DRASTIC GO DOWN! SEE THE 3 WAY AT BYOB YOU GOT A 33 1/3 CHANCE OF WINNING. BUT I, I GOT A 66 2/3 CHANCE OF WINNING CAUSE NUT KNOWS HE CAN'T BEAT ME AND HE'S NOT EVEN GONNA TRY! SO KUMAIL NANJIANI YOU TAKE YOUR 33 1/3 CHANCE MINUS MY 25% CHANCE AND YOU GOT 8 1/3 CHANCE OF WINNING AT BYOB. BUT THEN YOU TAKE MY 75% CHANCE OF WINNING IF WE WAS TO GO 1 ON 1 AND THEN ADD 66 2/3 %. I GOT A 141 2/3 CHANCE OF WINNING AT BYOB! SENIOR KUMAIL? THE NUMBERS DON'T LIE AND THEY SPELL DISASTER FOR YOU AT BYOB!

# ? Mar 15, 2021 18:59

Escape From Noise

Joey McChrist posted:

YOU KNOW THEY SAY ALL MEN ARE CREATED EQUAL. BUT YOU LOOK AT ME AND YOU LOOK AT KUMAIL NANJIANI AND YOU CAN SEE THAT STATEMENT IS NOT TRUE! SEE NORMALLY IF YOU GO 1 ON 1 WITH ANOTHER POSTER YOU GOT A 50/50 CHANCE OF WINNING! BUT I'M A GENETIC FREAK AND I'M NOT NORMAL! SO YOU GOT A 25% AT BEST AT BEAT ME! AND THEN YOU ADD NUT TO THE MIX, YOU THE CHANCES OF WINNING DRASTIC GO DOWN! SEE THE 3 WAY AT BYOB YOU GOT A 33 1/3 CHANCE OF WINNING. BUT I, I GOT A 66 2/3 CHANCE OF WINNING CAUSE NUT KNOWS HE CAN'T BEAT ME AND HE'S NOT EVEN GONNA TRY! SO KUMAIL NANJIANI YOU TAKE YOUR 33 1/3 CHANCE MINUS MY 25% CHANCE AND YOU GOT 8 1/3 CHANCE OF WINNING AT BYOB. BUT THEN YOU TAKE MY 75% CHANCE OF WINNING IF WE WAS TO GO 1 ON 1 AND THEN ADD 66 2/3 %. I GOT A 141 2/3 CHANCE OF WINNING AT BYOB! SENIOR KUMAIL? THE NUMBERS DON'T LIE AND THEY SPELL DISASTER FOR YOU AT BYOB!

# ? Mar 15, 2021 19:04

biosterous

Joey McChrist posted:

YOU KNOW THEY SAY ALL MEN ARE CREATED EQUAL. BUT YOU LOOK AT ME AND YOU LOOK AT KUMAIL NANJIANI AND YOU CAN SEE THAT STATEMENT IS NOT TRUE! SEE NORMALLY IF YOU GO 1 ON 1 WITH ANOTHER POSTER YOU GOT A 50/50 CHANCE OF WINNING! BUT I'M A GENETIC FREAK AND I'M NOT NORMAL! SO YOU GOT A 25% AT BEST AT BEAT ME! AND THEN YOU ADD NUT TO THE MIX, YOU THE CHANCES OF WINNING DRASTIC GO DOWN! SEE THE 3 WAY AT BYOB YOU GOT A 33 1/3 CHANCE OF WINNING. BUT I, I GOT A 66 2/3 CHANCE OF WINNING CAUSE NUT KNOWS HE CAN'T BEAT ME AND HE'S NOT EVEN GONNA TRY! SO KUMAIL NANJIANI YOU TAKE YOUR 33 1/3 CHANCE MINUS MY 25% CHANCE AND YOU GOT 8 1/3 CHANCE OF WINNING AT BYOB. BUT THEN YOU TAKE MY 75% CHANCE OF WINNING IF WE WAS TO GO 1 ON 1 AND THEN ADD 66 2/3 %. I GOT A 141 2/3 CHANCE OF WINNING AT BYOB! SENIOR KUMAIL? THE NUMBERS DON'T LIE AND THEY SPELL DISASTER FOR YOU AT BYOB!

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# ? Mar 15, 2021 20:30

biosterous

kumail nanjiani, you gently caress! post your pets and crimes!

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# ? Mar 15, 2021 20:31

your friend sk: (ヤイケス!)

Joey McChrist posted:

YOU KNOW THEY SAY ALL MEN ARE CREATED EQUAL. BUT YOU LOOK AT ME AND YOU LOOK AT KUMAIL NANJIANI AND YOU CAN SEE THAT STATEMENT IS NOT TRUE! SEE NORMALLY IF YOU GO 1 ON 1 WITH ANOTHER POSTER YOU GOT A 50/50 CHANCE OF WINNING! BUT I'M A GENETIC FREAK AND I'M NOT NORMAL! SO YOU GOT A 25% AT BEST AT BEAT ME! AND THEN YOU ADD NUT TO THE MIX, YOU THE CHANCES OF WINNING DRASTIC GO DOWN! SEE THE 3 WAY AT BYOB YOU GOT A 33 1/3 CHANCE OF WINNING. BUT I, I GOT A 66 2/3 CHANCE OF WINNING CAUSE NUT KNOWS HE CAN'T BEAT ME AND HE'S NOT EVEN GONNA TRY! SO KUMAIL NANJIANI YOU TAKE YOUR 33 1/3 CHANCE MINUS MY 25% CHANCE AND YOU GOT 8 1/3 CHANCE OF WINNING AT BYOB. BUT THEN YOU TAKE MY 75% CHANCE OF WINNING IF WE WAS TO GO 1 ON 1 AND THEN ADD 66 2/3 %. I GOT A 141 2/3 CHANCE OF WINNING AT BYOB! SENIOR KUMAIL? THE NUMBERS DON'T LIE AND THEY SPELL DISASTER FOR YOU AT BYOB!

your friend sk fucked around with this message at 21:48 on Mar 15, 2021

# ? Mar 15, 2021 21:33

Heather Papps: hello friend

sk posted:

thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

# ? Mar 15, 2021 22:28

Escape From Noise

sk posted:

The BYOB Boys got FAAAAAAAAAAAT asses!

# ? Mar 16, 2021 01:47

Ventral EggSac

Kumail held me like a baby when I was 35 and ripped like a slick brickhouse, so imagine what he looked like

# ? Mar 16, 2021 03:03

barnold: what do u do when yuo're born to play fps? guess there's nothing left to do but play fps. boom headshot

# ? Mar 16, 2021 03:35

wearing a lampshade

Joey McChrist posted:

YOU KNOW THEY SAY ALL MEN ARE CREATED EQUAL. BUT YOU LOOK AT ME AND YOU LOOK AT KUMAIL NANJIANI AND YOU CAN SEE THAT STATEMENT IS NOT TRUE! SEE NORMALLY IF YOU GO 1 ON 1 WITH ANOTHER POSTER YOU GOT A 50/50 CHANCE OF WINNING! BUT I'M A GENETIC FREAK AND I'M NOT NORMAL! SO YOU GOT A 25% AT BEST AT BEAT ME! AND THEN YOU ADD NUT TO THE MIX, YOU THE CHANCES OF WINNING DRASTIC GO DOWN! SEE THE 3 WAY AT BYOB YOU GOT A 33 1/3 CHANCE OF WINNING. BUT I, I GOT A 66 2/3 CHANCE OF WINNING CAUSE NUT KNOWS HE CAN'T BEAT ME AND HE'S NOT EVEN GONNA TRY! SO KUMAIL NANJIANI YOU TAKE YOUR 33 1/3 CHANCE MINUS MY 25% CHANCE AND YOU GOT 8 1/3 CHANCE OF WINNING AT BYOB. BUT THEN YOU TAKE MY 75% CHANCE OF WINNING IF WE WAS TO GO 1 ON 1 AND THEN ADD 66 2/3 %. I GOT A 141 2/3 CHANCE OF WINNING AT BYOB! SENIOR KUMAIL? THE NUMBERS DON'T LIE AND THEY SPELL DISASTER FOR YOU AT BYOB!

# ? Mar 16, 2021 04:28

little munchkin

hello everyone it's me, Kumail

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# ? Mar 16, 2021 05:45

Escape From Noise

little munchkin posted:

hello everyone it's me, Kumail

Getta loada this 'un!

# ? Mar 16, 2021 06:57

nut

Joey McChrist posted:

YOU KNOW THEY SAY ALL MEN ARE CREATED EQUAL. BUT YOU LOOK AT ME AND YOU LOOK AT KUMAIL NANJIANI AND YOU CAN SEE THAT STATEMENT IS NOT TRUE! SEE NORMALLY IF YOU GO 1 ON 1 WITH ANOTHER POSTER YOU GOT A 50/50 CHANCE OF WINNING! BUT I'M A GENETIC FREAK AND I'M NOT NORMAL! SO YOU GOT A 25% AT BEST AT BEAT ME! AND THEN YOU ADD NUT TO THE MIX, YOU THE CHANCES OF WINNING DRASTIC GO DOWN! SEE THE 3 WAY AT BYOB YOU GOT A 33 1/3 CHANCE OF WINNING. BUT I, I GOT A 66 2/3 CHANCE OF WINNING CAUSE NUT KNOWS HE CAN'T BEAT ME AND HE'S NOT EVEN GONNA TRY! SO KUMAIL NANJIANI YOU TAKE YOUR 33 1/3 CHANCE MINUS MY 25% CHANCE AND YOU GOT 8 1/3 CHANCE OF WINNING AT BYOB. BUT THEN YOU TAKE MY 75% CHANCE OF WINNING IF WE WAS TO GO 1 ON 1 AND THEN ADD 66 2/3 %. I GOT A 141 2/3 CHANCE OF WINNING AT BYOB! SENIOR KUMAIL? THE NUMBERS DON'T LIE AND THEY SPELL DISASTER FOR YOU AT BYOB!

# ? Mar 16, 2021 13:22

FutonForensic

friendship ended with BYOB. You Look Like poo poo fitness threads are my new best friend.

# ? Mar 16, 2021 14:45

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# ? May 16, 2024 16:02

Joey McChrist

sk posted:

# ? Mar 16, 2021 15:20

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