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karmicknight
Aug 21, 2011
what the gently caress.

how did I not see this thread once.

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karmicknight
Aug 21, 2011
She's going to lose the match when the Joker brings out a casket covered in legos and she is thrown into it by Riho and then put into a crate with labelled for international shipping to Japan.

karmicknight
Aug 21, 2011
Smarxist did you watch the DDT show from this weekend, because I did not pull that image from thin air.

karmicknight
Aug 21, 2011
DDT is good.

karmicknight
Aug 21, 2011
The problem being he tapped into something raw emotionally when he made the text of his start in AEW "you know Hunter Hearst Helmsly? gently caress that guy, lol," because people aren't going realize that the first impression was a joke and just read the text and go "oh so this is who you are, this is your character in the commedia dell'arte that is the wwf brainworms and what is to be expected of wrestling.

karmicknight
Aug 21, 2011

Gaz-L posted:

Oh, I know he was joking, the problem is when you do the same joke over and over, at a certain point it stops being irony and you're just doing the thing. If I'm being a little more nuanced, I think there's a definite argument that a lot of those tendencies come from both Hunter and Cody having the same influences, being late 80s Dusty and Flair.

Hunter was his first reference and he made two jokes about it, everything else has been people's brains artificially creating a pattern. That is my point. It has not been the same joke over and over again, Cody is just extra as gently caress.

karmicknight
Aug 21, 2011
Yeah, Cody is extra as gently caress and some of those should be trimmed away for the benefit of more [thing I like]

karmicknight
Aug 21, 2011
Hunter Hearst Helmsley isn't an archetype, he's just some annoying piece of poo poo.

karmicknight
Aug 21, 2011
It really doesn't need titles.

karmicknight
Aug 21, 2011

Lamuella posted:

Let me clarify: opening titles, not championships. I just don't like the cold open.

Ok, yeah, that is correct.

Barry Bluejeans posted:

That said, I think it'd be neat if the TNT or Tag Titles were defended on Elevation once in a blue moon, kinda like how you'd get a defense of a secondary title on Heat every so often

The TNT belt should not be defended on Elevation.

The only belt secondary enough to be defended there would be Big Plat.

karmicknight
Aug 21, 2011
what did I miss?

karmicknight
Aug 21, 2011

Alaois posted:

Tay Conti and Ray Lyn

gently caress.

karmicknight
Aug 21, 2011

Alaois posted:

its called the Hammerlock DDTay now!

yeah, sorry to Lee Johnson and Adam Priest, but I've got back to the past.

karmicknight
Aug 21, 2011

Penguin Patrol posted:

brain... dog?

The Brain Dog!
Mr. Big Shotty
Lee Johnson.

karmicknight
Aug 21, 2011
Fuego is an ARMSTRONG STUDENT???

karmicknight
Aug 21, 2011
(sorry Lee Johnson)

also Griff Garrison truly is the Stone Cold Steve Austin of the Varsity Blonds.

karmicknight
Aug 21, 2011
"Griff's got plenty and Pillman's got that mullet. WHICH I LOVE"

karmicknight
Aug 21, 2011
I love this new gimmick of hitting the DDT but still losing.

karmicknight
Aug 21, 2011
PLATINUM MAX

karmicknight
Aug 21, 2011

Pylons posted:

BACK HIM UP PAUL

karmicknight
Aug 21, 2011
Paul Wight still catching up on Ryzin's entire deal.

karmicknight
Aug 21, 2011
I feel like that first jump made the second one look really slow.

karmicknight
Aug 21, 2011
"On The Take" Turner looking to ring the bell with no tap out like the stooge he is.

karmicknight
Aug 21, 2011

Royal Updog posted:

the lore of red velvet

karmicknight
Aug 21, 2011
Did Cody do VO for the Lee Johnson one because I haven't seen it yet.

karmicknight
Aug 21, 2011
Or is Red Velvet his favorite.

karmicknight
Aug 21, 2011
Remember when someone in the live thread though Wrenkowski/Bates II was just a repeat.

lmao.


:toot: SWOLE SWOLE SWOLE

karmicknight
Aug 21, 2011

Mr. Squishy posted:

Swole's joined TH2

Angelico needs to dance to Swole World.

karmicknight
Aug 21, 2011

SonicRulez posted:

These character segments are the money in Elevation. They could afford to cut a match or two and do more than one in a show.

I feel like making them a special single feature gives them a bit more impact.

karmicknight
Aug 21, 2011
oh poo poo.

NYLA

JADE

VICKIE

WHERE'S RYZIN

karmicknight
Aug 21, 2011
It's not All Elite

it's all ego

karmicknight
Aug 21, 2011
:toot: Yo Kid, F T W

ICR posted:

WHERE IN THE gently caress IS VICIOUS VIXENS MEMBER RYZIN?!?

More importantly actually, now, where is JADE CARGILL in the scamming of people in the back.

karmicknight
Aug 21, 2011
Hook.

karmicknight
Aug 21, 2011

Penguin Patrol posted:

we got 2 different women's angles out of that match

the power of tag matches.

karmicknight
Aug 21, 2011
:toot: Swole world but every "SWOLE" is replaced with karmicknight shouting "HOOK"

karmicknight
Aug 21, 2011
Tall Paul gets Hobbs entire vibe, which scans.

karmicknight
Aug 21, 2011
gently caress, don't tempt me Tony.

that street fight loving ruled.

karmicknight
Aug 21, 2011
HOOK

karmicknight
Aug 21, 2011

Pylons posted:

Hobbs & Starks have real good chemistry.

Fast and Furious TW Presents: Hobbs and Starks could be a fun tag team if they wanted to run with it.

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karmicknight
Aug 21, 2011

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