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Ventral EggSac
Dec 3, 2019





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flubber nuts
Oct 5, 2005


prayer group
May 31, 2011

$#$%^&@@*!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6tSfLKTTxtc

recommended viewing if this is your first time experiencing the horrors of a turtle's penis

yes, it is a extremely close-up video of a turtle cumming

Spinz
Jan 7, 2020

I ordered luscious new gemstones from India and made new earrings for my SA mart thread

Remember my earrings and art are much better than my posting

New stuff starts towards end of page 3 of the thread
YUCK

IT GOES UNDER YUCK GROSS I JUST PUT MY LEGS TOGETHER INSTINCTIVELY

Spinz
Jan 7, 2020

I ordered luscious new gemstones from India and made new earrings for my SA mart thread

Remember my earrings and art are much better than my posting

New stuff starts towards end of page 3 of the thread
I just saw your username is this like your thing??

Ventral EggSac
Dec 3, 2019

Spinz posted:

I just saw your username is this like your thing??

Listen I didn't know about how turtles have a flower penis until today, I'm learning about this with you

prayer group posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6tSfLKTTxtc

recommended viewing if this is your first time experiencing the horrors of a turtle's penis

yes, it is a extremely close-up video of a turtle cumming

This is loving wild, 4:30 minutes long is the video, good for him

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

lol

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

Imagine if you owned a male turtle and you arrived home drunk one night and passed out face down with your pants round your ankles and you woke to find the turtle loving your rear end with its ugly mutant penis.

I. M. Gei
Jun 26, 2005

CHIEFS

BITCH



Is that first turtle okay?

Looks like it has turtle chickenpox (turtlepox?)

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




Borscht
Jun 4, 2011
https://www.theonion.com/michael-bay-gives-fans-sneak-peek-at-ninja-turtles-hyp-1819595716

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

drat it's like a fifth leg

Props turtle bruh

Weka
May 5, 2019

That child totally had it coming. Nobody should be able to be out at dusk except cars.

BigBadSteve posted:

Imagine if you owned a male turtle and you arrived home drunk one night and passed out face down with your pants round your ankles and you woke to find the turtle loving your rear end with its ugly mutant penis.

Haha, imagine, just for laughs, Haha.

zaepg
Dec 25, 2008

by sebmojo
My dong too is 40% of my body size.

BigBadSteve posted:

Imagine if you owned a male turtle and you arrived home drunk one night and passed out face down with your pants round your ankles and you woke to find the turtle loving your rear end with its ugly mutant penis.

drat. Nice.

deadeyez
Jan 31, 2015

Avatar by Hempuli
Fun Shoe
Weird animal genitals thread. Check out hyena vaginas! Duck weiner! What else?

OMFG FURRY
Jul 10, 2006

[snarky comment]
what about weird mating rituals do those count

zaepg
Dec 25, 2008

by sebmojo
If you had to be hosed by any animal (humans aside) which creature would you choose and why.

flubber nuts
Oct 5, 2005


zaepg posted:

If you had to be hosed by any animal (humans aside) which creature would you choose and why.

ive always wanted to be hosed by a pterodactyl.

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

zaepg posted:

If you had to be hosed by any animal (humans aside) which creature would you choose and why.

I guess a turtle

Ventral EggSac
Dec 3, 2019

zaepg posted:

If you had to be hosed by any animal (humans aside) which creature would you choose and why.


https://i.imgur.com/qFr1X1K.mp4

ninjoatse.cx
Apr 9, 2005

Fun Shoe
Those are some pretty big dongs for turtles. Most aquatic turtles basically just have their glans pop out, and that's it.

Skeleton Ape
Dec 21, 2008



I have got your Tutrle Dong right here

Punkinhead
Apr 2, 2015

BigBadSteve posted:

Imagine if you owned a male turtle and you arrived home drunk one night and passed out face down with your pants round your ankles and you woke to find the turtle loving your rear end with its ugly mutant penis.

I'm going to try my best not to thank you very much

Cyril Sneer
Aug 8, 2004

Life would be simple in the forest except for Cyril Sneer. And his life would be simple except for The Raccoons.
Am I not turtle enough for the turtle dong club?

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Cowabunga dude

Halloween Liker
Oct 31, 2020

by Fluffdaddy

Looks pretty normal hth hater

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Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost

prayer group posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6tSfLKTTxtc

recommended viewing if this is your first time experiencing the horrors of a turtle's penis

yes, it is a extremely close-up video of a turtle cumming

lol jesus christ

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