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ok so as far as i can tell we get a new Event about once a month. in early Jan we had the capital storming, in early Feb we had the GameStop bullshit. so that means we're due for another Event in roughly 2-4 weeks, or 9-12 news cycles. what's it gonna be. the March news Event was predicted by The Pussy Boss The Pussy Boss posted:Prominent Democrat gets MeToo'ed and refuses to resign. What does the cspam hive mind see happening in April
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# ? Mar 17, 2021 01:25 |
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I feel like we haven't had a good "terrorist attack" in a while. Maybe China will feel up to the task.
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# ? Mar 17, 2021 01:28 |
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a few DRUNK BONERS posted:I feel like we haven't had a good "terrorist attack" in a while. Maybe China will feel up to the task. we just had a terrorist attack https://www.boston25news.com/news/trending/least-7-dead-following-shootings-3-spas-atlanta-area-police-say/KLS7FRQMANEXHMOM3RQFJA6EQM/
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# ? Mar 17, 2021 01:30 |
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I'm going to guess some kind of oil spill or other man-made "oopsie" ecological disaster too large to cover up and/or ignore. We haven't had one of those take over the news for a bit
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# ? Mar 17, 2021 01:34 |
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aliens
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# ? Mar 17, 2021 01:38 |
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with that $1400 dollars i will become the anitifa super soulja or else iwill suck off the anitifa super soulj;
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# ? Mar 17, 2021 01:41 |
a decent sized earthquake somewhere in america
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# ? Mar 17, 2021 01:42 |
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# ? Mar 17, 2021 01:43 |
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9/11 but with a different kind of vehicle. Maybe a blimp, or a sailboat.
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# ? Mar 17, 2021 01:43 |
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Fuligin posted:aliens gently caress it, everything has and perpetually continues to spiral and unwind out of control, at least this would be interesting Barring that, India entering a state of open shooting warfare with its neighbors or itself seems like about the right cross-section of apocalyptic and abject human misery.
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# ? Mar 17, 2021 01:44 |
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A different prominent Democrat gets MeToo'ed and refuses to resign.
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# ? Mar 17, 2021 01:59 |
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Kinda presumptuous to assume that March's big event has already happened, IMHO.
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# ? Mar 17, 2021 02:01 |
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a few DRUNK BONERS posted:I feel like we haven't had a good "terrorist attack" in a while. Maybe China will feel up to the task. A Russian troll farm posted:9/11 but with a different kind of vehicle. Maybe a blimp, or a sailboat. Terrorist attack but done via drone
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# ? Mar 17, 2021 02:07 |
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Flunky posted:a decent sized earthquake somewhere in america Juan de Fuca gonna go if so https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Juan_de_Fuca_Plate E: someone have that really good article from a few years back on this plate? Ee: found it https://www.newyorker.com/magazine/2015/07/20/the-really-big-one TeenageArchipelago has issued a correction as of 02:57 on Mar 17, 2021 |
# ? Mar 17, 2021 02:54 |
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Faced with the strain of having few social media outlets and little public perception of having power, Trump essentially declares himself "shadow president" which Trump fans will love, even tho its mostly just him doing announcements and press conferences taking credit for things that he had no part in.
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# ? Mar 17, 2021 02:56 |
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When are the Floyd murderers getting acquitted again
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# ? Mar 17, 2021 03:08 |
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I’ll smoke some weed and go for a lot of walks with my dog as Minnesota warms up.
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# ? Mar 17, 2021 03:17 |
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iran gets in hot water for refusing to stop enriching uranium / enriching too much uranium
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# ? Mar 17, 2021 03:23 |
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Biden's gonna bomb something China owns
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# ? Mar 17, 2021 03:25 |
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Zone gets Antarctic in . Comedy option, at the same time as the conveyor deciding to give up early. There is a scare about vaccine resistance - it turns out to be total horseshit, based off bad science, but it still hinders vaccination efforts.
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# ? Mar 17, 2021 03:52 |
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trump will announce his 2024 run
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# ? Mar 17, 2021 06:04 |
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Imma get my dink sunked
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# ? Mar 17, 2021 06:42 |
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your favorite progressive legislator is revealed to be a fraud, again
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# ? Mar 17, 2021 07:17 |
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Don Jr. goes to rehab or ODs its gonna be one or the other eventually.
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# ? Mar 17, 2021 07:57 |
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Stock market will take a big poo poo for a couple of days to swindle honest folk out of their stimulus money, with the headline "markets fall on fears of economic trouble, inflation"
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# ? Mar 17, 2021 08:04 |
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an attempt at the life of either maduro or acre
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# ? Mar 17, 2021 12:22 |
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Well for March I predicted an economic collapse and that didn't happen so this month I'll predict that number will go up. In this to win this.
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# ? Mar 17, 2021 13:08 |
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A major and entirely expected event will happen, but media and politicians will all be shocked(!) that it did.
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# ? Mar 17, 2021 13:20 |
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It will turn out Joe Biden is dead.
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# ? Mar 17, 2021 13:21 |
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stupid bullshit, op, what will happen is stupid bullshit
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# ? Mar 17, 2021 13:23 |
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yeah, number go up
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# ? Mar 17, 2021 13:28 |
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return of Trump
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# ? Mar 17, 2021 14:04 |
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Not much
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# ? Mar 17, 2021 14:05 |
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+1 for some sort of standoff with China over something (Taiwan/Hong Kong/Genocide/tariffs/etc) maybe a minor celebrity covid death happens
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# ? Mar 17, 2021 14:13 |
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the crisis at the border becomes front page news. horrific pictures worse than before emerge. libs start to turn on Biden for it. trump says told you so, we should have built the wall
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# ? Mar 17, 2021 14:15 |
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Yesterday Trump told migrants to not come to the border. Wait, I meant Biden.
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# ? Mar 17, 2021 14:19 |
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new covid variant spreads like wildfire from st patrick's day and also openin' 'er up cus covid is over
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# ? Mar 17, 2021 14:23 |
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ice goes out on the tanana river
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# ? Mar 17, 2021 14:43 |
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sexpig by night posted:China owns
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i'll get either my 600 or my 1400 stimmy LOL JK
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