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A Russian troll farm posted:Rogue gas giant hurtles past earth, flinging us out of the solar system. As the sun shrinks away in the sky and temperatures at the equator plummet far past freezing, someone sarcastically remarks that we could sure use some of that climate change right now I guess they didn't specify this April.
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Mar 25, 2021 03:29
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Mar 25, 2021 06:52
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Jabberlock posted:I guess they didn't specify this April. if you switch it to a neutron star at 10% the speed of light we might get something goin
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Mar 25, 2021 09:33
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I will become a billionaire.
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Mar 25, 2021 09:34
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PawParole posted:I will become a billionaire. please will this into action cspam
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Mar 25, 2021 09:34
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the new theater of the forever war opens up in Eritrea after a series of drone bombings that kill a few dozen women and children if not april, absolutely this administration at least
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Judge Dredd Scott posted:the new theater of the forever war opens up in Eretria after a series of drone bombings that kill a few dozen women and children the Italian region?
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Mar 25, 2021 09:36
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PawParole posted:the Italian region? i hosed up that spelling big time oops lol
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Mar 25, 2021 09:37
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PawParole posted:the Italian region? yes. those sons of bitches are going down
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Mar 25, 2021 09:51
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zero percent chance of America invading Eritrea, they’re Saudi allies and actually competent at war.
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Mar 25, 2021 10:59
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Mar 25, 2021 11:58
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A Zone Surge will briefly push our solar system into the Transcend, causing C-SPAM to spontaneously become a godlike gestalt intelligence for 3.8 seconds. There will be no further events.
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docbeard posted:A Zone Surge will briefly push our solar system into the Transcend, causing C-SPAM to spontaneously become a godlike gestalt intelligence for 3.8 seconds. I hope to meet some dog guys whos gimmick gets pretty stale after their first chapter
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Mar 25, 2021 18:29
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Total societal sublimation via gay space aliens that will look exactly like a large scale matter antimatter explosion to any outside observers
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Mar 25, 2021 18:38
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They finally get that ship unstuck
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Mar 25, 2021 20:35
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Loved that book so much 
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Mar 25, 2021 21:21
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human garbage bag posted:a previously vaccinated person dies from covid Contact tracing reveals the place the dead person got the vaccination was a super-spreader event
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Mar 25, 2021 21:37
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Haiti's protests will turn into a civil war A member of the British royal family will die but NOT prince philip Huge wildfires will make a comeback, baby 
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There will be no reduction in kids in cages
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ikanreed posted:There will be no reduction in kids in cages these easy ones aren’t very fun
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the company that builds the modular shipping container child prison cells is going to have their stock go up insanely high and split multiple times
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Joe biden will have some kind of fall or medical emergency
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Mar 26, 2021 14:23
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The boat will continue to block Suez.
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We're all going to die hopefully
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spacemang_spliff posted:new covid variant spreads like wildfire from st patrick's day and also openin' 'er up cus covid is over this one feels like a 'duh' to me, but i haven't been able to puzzle through what happens as a result. more lockdowns? mass death? vaxes blunt the worst of it before summer rolls around again? i wasn't sure what the plan to keeps schools & the economy open from the federal government, and then today it clicked. sexpig by night posted:Biden's gonna bomb something China owns https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f0_RhfT21bw Forgot his points though, I found the presentation interesting: Host: "Dr. Redfield says he's giving his opinion, but I have to say, I think you're about to break some pretty significant news here" This isn't news, they're just suddenly platforming this guy and giving him support whereas they didn't do anything like this before although there were plenty of folks they could have platformed last year. Here's the thing - calling it chyna virus is definitely a trumpian thing, but so far biden has basically been trump policies but with support and success which ought to terrify everyone but they're too busy open bidening to care. See Inslee under Trump: https://twitter.com/jayinslee/status/1282374374092238849 See Inslee under Biden: https://twitter.com/GovInslee/status/1375214862381412352 What a big strong daddy  Anyways, the "Biden admin" (the powers that be) are going to try and keep everything open and ride out the next wave and if it is fine, no problem. If it explodes and things get dire, I think they're going to throw the PRC under the bus to distract instead of avoiding failure in the first place (that ships already sailing as we continue to rack up deaths). They're going to ramp up the anti-asian racism bits while simultaneously pounding the drums that this is all China's fault and they've been lying to us the whole time to keep people angry and distracted from asking if it escaped a lab in China, why are we so much worse off and it's well under control there??? To be clear it doesn't even matter if its true. There is so much plausible public evidence it's staggering, and they will happily manufacture consent by trickling out fake or real unsubstantiated intel reports to bolster their cause. I'm expecting cases, followed by deaths, to really ramp up in April so I'm guessing by the end of April, lab escape will start becoming an en vogue theory amongst liberals (and they've always known it was the case, duh, they ain't dumb).  I mean look at these classic bilateral cv19 cheese lung pictures... from 2012. There is so much poo poo to fling if they really want to go hog wild here, and I think they will choose this over NPIs to combat the next wave of cv19. BUT! they will definitely spend a lot of energy messaging while you should be angry at asians, all you angry plebs better stop being so angry at asians, which will make the whole thing extra frustratingly stupid. Pentecoastal Elites posted:these easy ones aren’t very fun seeing how it was the video today that made me see the light, i can't disagree it isn't very fun when its an easy one. Delta-Wye has issued a correction as of 03:26 on Mar 27, 2021 |
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Aglet56 posted:something involving space. some satellites will collide in LEO or the ISS will require a critical part or something I'd give a mulligan here. It's not a satellite nor ISS and not quite April, but very pretty to watch! https://twitter.com/Karissa_Wood_/status/1375297466975797248
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Mar 27, 2021 03:27
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The National Guard still stationed in DC will stop a supposed attack, the attempt will be blamed on a foreign country.
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Mar 27, 2021 03:48
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Variant discovered that effectively renders the current vaccines useless
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Colonel Cancer posted:The boat will continue to block Suez. Theyre gonna tip the boat over.
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Mar 27, 2021 08:39
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Theyr3 gunna blow it to smithereens like that beached whale
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*pointing to bleachers* I'm going to call that my predicted black-swan-no-one-sees-as-a-black-swan event for March was boaty mcsideways face and that April we get the stock market crash as it turns out that some JITlord based the entire global supply chain for rear end lube on being able to get a cargo ship through there in no more than 3 days and if it's now 6 days to go around the long way, everything melts down somehow.
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The supply chain disruption at the canal is the small nudge that sends a few financially precarious companies into insolvency.VideoTapir posted:Theyre gonna tip the boat over. Terrorists blow a hole into the side of the boat before it gets unstuck super sweet best pal has issued a correction as of 09:54 on Mar 27, 2021 |
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ekuNNN posted:Haiti's protests will turn into a civil war How about an ex-member of the British royal family?
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It will come out that he was molested. Probably not in April
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I will become a millionaire
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