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Flesh Forge
Jan 31, 2011

LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MY DOG

biglads posted:

Some widebody Boeings end up in the sea, ones made in the non-Union plant.

after further investigation, this will be found to be pilot error

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ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
A bridge in a major american city will collapse

Filthy Hans
Jun 27, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 10 years!)

I'm doubling down on Mike Lindell overdosing on cocaine because it didn't come to pass in March and I'm not one to learn from my mistakes

bvj191jgl7bBsqF5m
Apr 16, 2017

Í̝̰ ͓̯̖̫̹̯̤A҉m̺̩͝ ͇̬A̡̮̞̠͚͉̱̫ K̶e͓ǵ.̻̱̪͖̹̟̕
I'm going to suck a dick

spacemang_spliff
Nov 29, 2014

wide pickle

bvj191jgl7bBsqF5m posted:

I'm going to suck a dick

Godspeed goon

Filthy Hans
Jun 27, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 10 years!)

15+ people killed in a single shooting incident in the US in April

Bert Roberge
Nov 28, 2003

The Panama and Erie Canals both get blocked up by cargo ships.

docbeard
Jul 19, 2011

ekuNNN posted:

A bridge in a major american city will collapse

It'll be Minneapolis again.

The Atomic Man-Boy
Jul 23, 2007

A giant comet will be discovered hurtling towards earth, we all laugh about it, hundreds of anthropomorphised big-tittied comet anime girl drawings will be produced, and we all get disappointed when it misses.

The Atomic Man-Boy
Jul 23, 2007

Though my actual prediction is that Dereck Chauvin will walk and the any jurors that vote to convict will wind up in burned out cars with a bullet wound to the back of their heads.

Baudolino
Apr 1, 2010

THUNDERDOME LOSER
Biden will get badly mauled by his own dogs.

LionYeti
Oct 12, 2008


The Atomic Man-Boy posted:

Though my actual prediction is that Dereck Chauvin will walk and the any jurors that vote to convict will wind up in burned out cars with a bullet wound to the back of their heads.

They didn't reinforce the courthouse/police station if this wasn't what was gonna happen.

BIG HORNY COW
Apr 11, 2003

VideoTapir posted:

ice goes out on the tanana river

using the stimmy to buy 560 nenana ice classic tickets hell yeah

The Oldest Man
Jul 28, 2003

Baudolino posted:

Biden will get badly mauled by his own dogs.

We will find out that Major's "issue" with 15% of staff is that he tries to attack anyone who isn't white

Bored Online
May 25, 2009

We don't need Rome telling us what to do.
it is discovered that boat getting stuck was in no small party due to incompetence or negligence and evergreen tried covering it up

VideoTapir
Oct 18, 2005

He'll tire eventually.
They begin dredging the entire canal

In a year, cancer rates nearby creep upward

blatman
May 10, 2009

14 inc dont mez


some sort of hydrocarbon-eating yeast shows up and wreaks havoc

Meatball
Mar 2, 2003

That's a Spicy Meatball

Pillbug
Stupid, stupid things.

spacemang_spliff
Nov 29, 2014

wide pickle

blatman posted:

some sort of hydrocarbon-eating yeast shows up and wreaks havoc

aren't all yeasts hydrocarbon eating yeast

Muscle Wizard
Jul 28, 2011

by sebmojo
my 28th birthday

tenderjerk
Nov 6, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 387 days!
you will (finally) believe that a boy can fly

Impkins Patootie
Apr 20, 2017





redacted

Crazypoops
Jul 17, 2017



Okay I finally have a prediction, probably been taken.

Vaccine resistant Covid slams US into the ground

Delta-Wye
Sep 29, 2005

Delta-Wye posted:

I'm guessing by the end of April, lab escape will start becoming an en vogue theory

What, what is this here...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W7aoFePkrAw&t=548s

quote:

well, they have not been transparent, they have not provided underlying data, that certainly doesn't qualify as as cooperation. uh you know the analysis performed to date from our experts, uh you know our their concern is that there is an additional support for one hypothesis
the beginnings of what i had in mind, a bit before april :ohdear:

Delta-Wye has issued a correction as of 04:54 on Mar 31, 2021

Crusty Nutsack
Apr 21, 2005

SUCK LASER, COPPERS


the pfizer vaccine starts turning people into robots, which are rounded up and herded into the panama canal where they all get stuck

spacemang_spliff
Nov 29, 2014

wide pickle
Matt geatz flees to mexico or hangs himself

Ramrod Hotshot
May 30, 2003

LionYeti posted:

The Brazilian military finally gets sick of Bolsonaro and engineers a Coup.

:hmmyes:

Stairmaster
Jun 8, 2012

The Atomic Man-Boy posted:

A giant comet will be discovered hurtling towards earth, we all laugh about it, hundreds of anthropomorphised big-tittied comet anime girl drawings will be produced, and we all get disappointed when it misses.

I hope it's better this go around. Most of the drawings of the boat were very lacking imo

The Oldest Man
Jul 28, 2003

The Oldest Man posted:

We will find out that Major's "issue" with 15% of staff is that he tries to attack anyone who isn't white

I want to point out that I posted this one day before Major attacked the second guy and I am now tripling down on it.

CODChimera
Jan 29, 2009

it'll be something that at first seems really big and important but eventually it'll just become yet another lost memory of pointlessness

Ramrod Hotshot
May 30, 2003

dr oz unveiled as serial rapist

Filthy Hans
Jun 27, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 10 years!)

Ramrod Hotshot posted:

dr oz unveiled as serial rapist

if you name your child 'Mehmet' you'll end up having a rapist or an egyptian for a kid

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

bvj191jgl7bBsqF5m
Apr 16, 2017

Í̝̰ ͓̯̖̫̹̯̤A҉m̺̩͝ ͇̬A̡̮̞̠͚͉̱̫ K̶e͓ǵ.̻̱̪͖̹̟̕

bvj191jgl7bBsqF5m posted:

I'm going to suck a dick

An early win for me in the prediction game :smug:

blatman
May 10, 2009

14 inc dont mez


spacemang_spliff posted:

aren't all yeasts hydrocarbon eating yeast

i'm thinking hoping more along the lines of the yeast eats gasoline

sleeptalker
Feb 17, 2011

sleeptalker posted:

The National Guard still stationed in DC will stop a supposed attack, the attempt will be blamed on a foreign country.

Haven't seen any info on today's attacker, but I'm already not counting it because the Capitol Police stopped it.

net work error
Feb 26, 2011

Massive wildfire to kick off the season early.

Yossarian-22
Oct 26, 2014

Covid numbers go back up to winter 2020 levels

Jabberlock
Nov 29, 2014



covid suddenly disappears and everything goes back to normal

bvj191jgl7bBsqF5m
Apr 16, 2017

Í̝̰ ͓̯̖̫̹̯̤A҉m̺̩͝ ͇̬A̡̮̞̠͚͉̱̫ K̶e͓ǵ.̻̱̪͖̹̟̕
Edit: I posted a thing in the wrong thread

bvj191jgl7bBsqF5m has issued a correction as of 01:29 on Apr 3, 2021

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mawarannahr
May 21, 2019

Filthy Hans posted:

if you name your child 'Mehmet' you'll end up having a rapist or an egyptian for a kid

its the most popular mens name in Turkey. are all three million of them rapists?

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