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deep dish peat moss

 A world where being a skeleton is normal and flesh is an awful, disfiguring disease that scientists are wracking their skulls to cure

* # ? Mar 22, 2021 07:23
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deep dish peat moss

 The feel of finally getting that unsightly flesh removed from your face after years and years of embarrassment

* # ? Mar 22, 2021 07:28
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deep dish peat moss

 Frantically searching the pharmacy for the Skincare aisle to purchase a new flamethrower or bucket of caustic gas

* # ? Mar 22, 2021 07:33
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deep dish peat moss

 After having trouble curing your Flesh you decide to try some holistic cures, like lying in the sun for decades

* # ? Mar 22, 2021 07:36
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deep dish peat moss

 Kids wrapping skin costumes around their bony bodies on halloween

* # ? Mar 22, 2021 07:38
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selan dyin

 Degloving as a service

* # ? Mar 22, 2021 07:56
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Twenty Four


 Being the kind of good friend that is totally comfortable quietly telling you that you have a little bit of skin on the side of your skull.

* # ? Mar 22, 2021 10:29
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Buttchocks

No, I like my hat, thanks.
piranha baths are the new spa trend

* # ? Mar 22, 2021 15:51
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Ass-penny

 So... how is this different than our world? I can't wait to leave my meat prison behind. Only then will my skeleton be truly free.

* # ? Mar 22, 2021 18:06
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take the moon

by sebmojo
the thing, trying to be normal: boy, sure is great having skin, like an actual human being

other arctic researchers: :rolleyes:

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* # ? Mar 22, 2021 18:41
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Heather Papps

hello friend


 in skeleton world they don't even need metal detectors or pornoscanners at airports. another skeleton just looks at you and goes "there is a bomb in you" or "there is not a bomb in you"



thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

* # ? Mar 22, 2021 19:00
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Ventral EggSac

 The ICU is full of maggot tanks

* # ? Mar 22, 2021 19:37
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Manifisto


 bone colored tanning cream


ty nesamdoom!

* # ? Mar 22, 2021 20:42
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Ass-penny

 Transparent cases we wear on our bodies so when we wear clothes we're buff AF like Skeletor.

* # ? Mar 22, 2021 20:47
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Bo-Pepper

Want some rye?
Course ya do!

 the opening line of baby got back is still "oh my god becky look at her butt" but it is said in fearful tones, the first words out of sir mix-a-lot's mouth are "i fear big butts and i cannot lie"

* # ? Mar 22, 2021 20:58
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Iron Chef Ramen

HA HA! YOU HAVE CHOSEN POORLY!
Going vegan is just letting moss grow on your bones. "It's not skin, I'm fine Dad!"

* # ? Mar 22, 2021 21:45
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google THIS

 "The culture came back and it's flesh eating bacteria"

"Oh thank God"

* # ? Mar 23, 2021 01:52
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