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Plant MONSTER.: I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop

Good evening sir :wave:

# ? Mar 22, 2021 22:06

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# ? May 4, 2024 23:24

Plant MONSTER.: I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop

Just need to put on my spectacles sir

# ? Mar 22, 2021 22:06

Plant MONSTER.: I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop

i'm practically blind without them sir\

# ? Mar 22, 2021 22:07

Plant MONSTER.: I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop

oh, do mind my miniatures, sir

# ? Mar 22, 2021 22:07

Plant MONSTER.: I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop

they're miniature porcelain clowns and that one is robert plant

# ? Mar 22, 2021 22:10

Plant MONSTER.: I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop

oopsth i forgot to put on my retainer, thsorry

# ? Mar 22, 2021 22:10

Plant MONSTER.: I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop

i crashed the car, thsir and althso the cook rethsigned thso we're having cold thspaghetti plain with no thsauce or butter

# ? Mar 22, 2021 22:14

Plant MONSTER.: I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop

want to know a pokemon fact, sir?

# ? Mar 22, 2021 22:15

Heather Papps: hello friend

Plant MONSTER. posted:

want to know a pokemon fact, sir?

please and thank you

thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

# ? Mar 22, 2021 22:20

Plant MONSTER.: I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop

shellder evolves into cloyster with the use of a water stone, purchasable at the Celadon Department Store

# ? Mar 22, 2021 22:39

Heather Papps: hello friend

please, one more.

thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

# ? Mar 22, 2021 22:49

Plant MONSTER.: I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop

krabby can be quite crabby!

# ? Mar 22, 2021 22:55

your friend sk: (ヤイケス!)

*tries to stay cool as steam starts shooting through the ears on their bright red head*

Join the BYOB Army

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# ? Mar 22, 2021 23:37

Plant MONSTER.: I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop

i emptied the family treasury to purchase doilies and potpourri

# ? Mar 22, 2021 23:41

Heather Papps: hello friend

*faints into a couch*

thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

# ? Mar 22, 2021 23:45

alnilam

Hey can you look this up for me on uh umm ummmm *desperately trying to think of a search engine other than ask jeeves* uhhh altavista?

# ? Mar 22, 2021 23:56

Plant MONSTER.: I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop

alnilam posted:

Hey can you look this up for me on uh umm ummmm *desperately trying to think of a search engine other than ask jeeves* uhhh altavista?

right away sir

*begins to type out each letter individually using only index fingers*

"h, t, t, p...

# ? Mar 22, 2021 23:58

Plant MONSTER.: I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop

sir i'm afraid that the computer has frozen and thus it must have a virus.

i suspect downloading to be the issue

# ? Mar 23, 2021 00:35

biosterous

well, might as well throw it into the pile of infected computers and buy a new one then.

oh, right, the doilies and potpourri. maybe i can find someone online who will trade for that.

hmm.

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he/him

# ? Mar 23, 2021 01:00

How Wonderful!: I only have excellent ideas

Plant MONSTER. posted:

i emptied the family treasury to purchase doilies and potpourri

thank you my lord

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# ? Mar 23, 2021 01:51

Plant MONSTER.: I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop

may i interest you in some literature sir

*hands out the illustrated guide to pinecones vol 3*

# ? Mar 23, 2021 02:20

nut

hey butler have you ever been to bofa

# ? Mar 23, 2021 03:01

frump truck: hello... again!

im gonna pick this butler up by his scrawny ankles and dunk his head in the toilet :ssj:

# ? Mar 23, 2021 05:22

frump truck: hello... again!

frump truck posted:

im gonna pick this butler up by his scrawny ankles and dunk his head in the toilet

oh poo poo wrong thread. sorry

# ? Mar 23, 2021 05:23

Drink-Mix Man: You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

Stop butling yourself

# ? Mar 23, 2021 07:50

How Wonderful!: I only have excellent ideas

setting out a cheese plate for the butler with a trail of rose petals leading to it

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# ? Mar 23, 2021 15:51

How Wonderful!: I only have excellent ideas

googling 'what do butlers like' and leaving it open on the computer for the butler to see

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# ? Mar 23, 2021 15:51

Escape From Noise

Butler? I HARDLY KNEW 'ER!

# ? Mar 23, 2021 16:09

alnilam

hmm a lot of posts getting awfully close to bullying the butler, itt. tread carefully.

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# ? Mar 23, 2021 17:19

Escape From Noise

More like BUTTler. lmfao

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# ? Mar 23, 2021 17:22

How Wonderful!: I only have excellent ideas

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# ? Mar 23, 2021 17:26

Kaiser Schnitzel: Schnitzel mit uns

i will bully, browbeat, and badger my butler if I demned well please and if he don't like it he can search for a place elsewhere with NO REFERENCE

https://i.imgur.com/R8ctked.mp4
ty Manifisto for this wonderful sig!

# ? Mar 23, 2021 17:37

Kaiser Schnitzel: Schnitzel mit uns

Smethers you stupid oaf!

https://i.imgur.com/R8ctked.mp4
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# ? Mar 23, 2021 17:37

Kaiser Schnitzel: Schnitzel mit uns

drat you Smethers! In my grandfather's time you'd have gotten a demned good horsewhipping for that!

https://i.imgur.com/R8ctked.mp4
ty Manifisto for this wonderful sig!

# ? Mar 23, 2021 17:40

alnilam

You are treading in dangerous waters friend. If I find out that Smethers happens to be a butler you are in for it.

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# ? Mar 23, 2021 18:15

Kaiser Schnitzel: Schnitzel mit uns

Smethers was my grandfather's butler, my father's butler, and now my own butler and despite fifty years of loyal service in this house he is still a demned brainless blockhead of a butler. i shall bully him as i see fit and if he don't like it he can pack his bags and see how he likes the workhouse!

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https://i.imgur.com/R8ctked.mp4
ty Manifisto for this wonderful sig!

# ? Mar 23, 2021 18:20

Ass-penny

Dear kind butler,

I am writing to inform you that unfortunately, I no longer need your services starting immediately. It is not you, it is me. See even though your cooking and cleaning abilities far exceed my own, it as occured to me that I am what they refer to as "a poor," and cannot afford your services. I will of course give you a good reference for your next posting, and wish you luck. Maybe your next client will be capable of learning your name?

Regards,
rear end-penny

# ? Mar 23, 2021 18:22

Kaiser Schnitzel: Schnitzel mit uns

If i am handed a wrinkled and un-ironed newspaper one more time smethers, by god, you shall live to regret it!

https://i.imgur.com/R8ctked.mp4
ty Manifisto for this wonderful sig!

# ? Mar 23, 2021 18:24

biosterous

setting up a bucket of water on the door, so it falls on the butler when he brings me my morning scones. but as a prank, not a bullying, you see

these are the clever workarounds you learn at a finishing school

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# ? Mar 23, 2021 18:44

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# ? May 4, 2024 23:24

Buttchocks: No, I like my hat, thanks.

Snuggling with my butler after he polishes my silver.

# ? Mar 23, 2021 18:51

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