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Plant MONSTER.: I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop

how to crate train your butler

# ? Mar 23, 2021 19:36

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# ? May 5, 2024 08:09

Ventral EggSac

I'm more of a boobler

# ? Mar 23, 2021 19:39

How Wonderful!: I only have excellent ideas

*dabbing a drop of the perfect springtime perfume around my neck*
the butler will appreciate this today when he checks my ears for earwigs

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# ? Mar 23, 2021 19:56

Plant MONSTER.: I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop

*butler smacking lips*

did someone say earwigs

# ? Mar 23, 2021 20:00

Lil Swamp Booger Baby

Hello butler. Greetings butler. Good day. Thanks for buttering. Here is your butler pay.

# ? Mar 23, 2021 20:05

ChubbyChecker

Plant MONSTER. posted:

*butler smacking lips*

did someone say earwigs

*piledrives Jeeves through the globe drinks cabinet*

# ? Mar 23, 2021 20:06

nut

ChubbyChecker posted:

*piledrives Jeeves through the globe drinks cabinet*

# ? Mar 23, 2021 20:18

Plant MONSTER.: I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop

*emerges from rubble of the cabinet with a giant lump on head with birds flying lump. My teeth are piano keys that play "Shave and a Haircut", passes out*

# ? Mar 23, 2021 20:23

How Wonderful!: I only have excellent ideas

casting Cure Moderate Wounds on butler!!!

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# ? Mar 23, 2021 20:30

Lil Swamp Booger Baby

Butler emerged covered in butter. Butler casts "Remove Butter" it is a critical failure. Butler is only covered in even more butter. My house is now being buttered by his butler body.

# ? Mar 23, 2021 20:41

Plant MONSTER.: I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop

Another pokemon fact, m'lord?

# ? Mar 23, 2021 21:32

biosterous

certainly!

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he/him

# ? Mar 23, 2021 21:45

Barco Fiesta: a fantasy of olives

Butler, please do not murder me on the night of a dinner party where an eclectic collection of guests and a detective are in attendance and nobody is allowed to leave until they get to the bottom of it.

# ? Mar 23, 2021 22:05

nut

i have it on good authority that every pokemon fact this butler has uttered is in fact an elaborate disinformation campaign

# ? Mar 23, 2021 22:08

Ventral EggSac

nut posted:

i have it on good authority that every pokemon fact this butler has uttered is in fact an elaborate disinformation campaign

Flames, on the side of my face

# ? Mar 23, 2021 22:11

nut

has anyone actually seen a pokemon?

# ? Mar 23, 2021 22:22

Plant MONSTER.: I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop

master nut is free not to read but for those interested, *ahem*

Geodude really rocks!

# ? Mar 23, 2021 22:37

Ass-penny

Plant MONSTER. posted:

Geodude really rocks!

Earth type 4 lyfffe

# ? Mar 23, 2021 23:08

Ass-penny

Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:

Butler emerged covered in butter. Butler casts "Remove Butter" it is a critical failure. Butler is only covered in even more butter. My house is now being buttered by his butler body.

New mouse over text imo

# ? Mar 23, 2021 23:08

JacquelineDempsey: Women's Circuit Bender Union Local 34

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a871g5Izjlk

(I... have no idea if this is right. I'm sorry, I'm new to the byob. But a fellow mod told me to come here.)

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# ? Mar 23, 2021 23:13

nut

geodude isn't real obama was lying

# ? Mar 23, 2021 23:13

nut

JacquelineDempsey posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a871g5Izjlk

(I... have no idea if this is right. I'm sorry, I'm new to the byob. But a fellow mod told me to come here.)

lol u did it right and good

# ? Mar 23, 2021 23:14

take the moon: by sebmojo

nut posted:

geodude isn't real obama was lying

thx obama

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# ? Mar 23, 2021 23:18

take the moon: by sebmojo

rear end-penny posted:

New mouse over text imo

i agree lol

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# ? Mar 23, 2021 23:18

nut

this is the rock plant monster told me is "geo-dude" (I have reason to believe pm added the eyes)

# ? Mar 23, 2021 23:31

Heather Papps: hello friend

nut posted:

this is the rock plant monster told me is "geo-dude" (I have reason to believe pm added the eyes)

this must be one of the new regional forms that smokes stickarettes or something

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# ? Mar 23, 2021 23:37

Prof. Crocodile

Carruthers this is a clay pipe not a meerschaum pipe, you absolute jackanapes! I should give you a right good thrashing, were that my hand not so sore from doffing my cap with a flourish this morning at Viscount Pemberton's Saint Swibbin's Day box social!

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# ? Mar 23, 2021 23:41

biosterous

the butler didn't do a good job today but he tried real hard so i will give him a pat on the head, and permission to serve himself a plate of saltine crackers

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he/him

# ? Mar 24, 2021 00:04

Stoner Sloth

thoughtfully hiring a butler for my butler

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# ? Mar 24, 2021 00:14

Barco Fiesta: a fantasy of olives

Hey Butler, take a break. You earned it.

# ? Mar 24, 2021 00:23

Heather Papps: hello friend

Stoner Sloth posted:

thoughtfully hiring a butler for my butler

50 years later it's you and a chain of ten thousand butlers living in total harmony

thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

# ? Mar 24, 2021 00:50

your friend sk: (ヤイケス!)

Stoner Sloth posted:

thoughtfully hiring a butler for my butler

Join the BYOB Army

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# ? Mar 24, 2021 03:02

Escape From Noise

Kaiser Schnitzel posted:

i will bully, browbeat, and badger my butler if I demned well please and if he don't like it he can search for a place elsewhere with NO REFERENCE

Kaiser Schnitzel posted:

Smethers you stupid oaf!

Kaiser Schnitzel posted:

drat you Smethers! In my grandfather's time you'd have gotten a demned good horsewhipping for that!

Kaiser Schnitzel posted:

Smethers was my grandfather's butler, my father's butler, and now my own butler and despite fifty years of loyal service in this house he is still a demned brainless blockhead of a butler. i shall bully him as i see fit and if he don't like it he can pack his bags and see how he likes the workhouse!

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Here we see the blatant mod privilege laid out for all to see. Four posts of blatant butler abuse before any action is taken, whereas this very handsome and witty poster was probed immediately after a light hearted butler jib.

Escape From Noise posted:

More like BUTTler. lmfao

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# ? Mar 24, 2021 03:17

take the moon: by sebmojo

mods more like clods imo

also the butler is a clod

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# ? Mar 24, 2021 04:21

Ventral EggSac

I think the butler is bully ( eg very good; excellent.)

# ? Mar 24, 2021 15:33

ChubbyChecker

Escape From Noise posted:

Here we see the blatant mod privilege laid out for all to see. Four posts of blatant butler abuse before any action is taken, whereas this very handsome and witty poster was probed immediately after a light hearted butler jib.

yeah, and i didn't get punished at all for the piledriver