try not to Bully the Butler!

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Prof. Crocodile

Carruthers! These are my ruminating slippers not my perusing slippers! You wastrel! You utter poltroon!

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# ? Mar 24, 2021 17:42

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# ? May 5, 2024 02:58

nut

Genuinely worried over my butler's case of ligma

# ? Mar 24, 2021 18:40

Plant MONSTER.: I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop

Butlers really dislike ppl getting probed on their behalves >: (

# ? Mar 24, 2021 18:46

Plant MONSTER.: I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop

butlers can take care of themselves and solve their own problems thank you

# ? Mar 24, 2021 18:46

alnilam

Plant MONSTER. posted:

Butlers really dislike ppl getting probed on their behalves >: (

was... was i bullying the butler all along *looks in mirror wondering who i have become and then smashes it*

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# ? Mar 24, 2021 19:02

Ass-penny

Adultery is also not the same as bullying so that's why I'm having sex with my butler's wife :a2m:

# ? Mar 24, 2021 19:06

Plant MONSTER.: I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop

ahem

and with that, I've a fresh pokemon fact from the oven: be on the lookout for team rocket! they are criminals!

# ? Mar 24, 2021 19:08

Barco Fiesta: a fantasy of olives

Carruthers, would you kindly fetch me a snifter of cognac? My boys are coming over later to play some Melee.

# ? Mar 24, 2021 19:10

Plant MONSTER.: I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop

yes sir, right away sir

*misreads label and pours u a snifter of banana flavored chubby soda*

# ? Mar 24, 2021 19:12

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

I was told there would be cakes and creams and pokemon facts ITT

spring sigs by nesamdoom and Ravenous Scoot

# ? Mar 24, 2021 19:13

ChubbyChecker

rear end-penny posted:

Adultery is also not the same as bullying so that's why I'm having sex with my butler's wife

Great Scott! :monocle:

# ? Mar 24, 2021 19:40

Ass-penny

Plant MONSTER. posted:

ahem

and with that, I've a fresh pokemon fact from the oven: be on the lookout for team rocket! they are criminals!

Oh you should buy them forum accounts, we need some new crimes here in the B-hole.

# ? Mar 24, 2021 21:58

Plant MONSTER.: I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop

I'm afraid team rocket doesn't :justpost:

, master rear end-penny; they're always on the lam

Would you like to see my purity ring, sir?

# ? Mar 24, 2021 22:52

Heather Papps: hello friend

Plant MONSTER. posted:

Would you like to see my purity ring, sir?

which one?

thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

# ? Mar 24, 2021 23:21

How Wonderful!: I only have excellent ideas

Butler, please go investigate as to what is in the cupboard, post-haste

*wraps a "World's Best Butler" mug up in glitter wrapping paper after filling it with hershey kisses and hanukkah gelt and puts it in the cupboard*

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# ? Mar 24, 2021 23:28

Plant MONSTER.: I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop

How Wonderful! posted:

Butler, please go investigate as to what is in the cupboard, post-haste

*wraps a "World's Best Butler" mug up in glitter wrapping paper after filling it with hershey kisses and hanukkah gelt and puts it in the cupboard*

*opens cupboard*

*cloud of wasps*

# ? Mar 24, 2021 23:32

Escape From Noise

alnilam posted:

Wrestling is not the same as bullying

Is this butler freakin' Virgil or something?

# ? Mar 25, 2021 07:45

ChubbyChecker

"Jeeves! Bring the tea and crumpets, and be snappy about it!"

*clotheslines the running butler on the blue drawing room's Persian carpet.*

# ? Mar 25, 2021 21:48

Plant MONSTER.: I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop

i found the worlds most expensive diamond sir

# ? Mar 25, 2021 22:06

Plant MONSTER.: I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop

oh i dropped it and now it is completely broken, much apologies sir

# ? Mar 25, 2021 22:08

Plant MONSTER.: I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop

i stepped on a duck on the way back from smoking up in the gazebo, sir. it is no longer alive.

many regrets.

# ? Mar 25, 2021 22:10

Plant MONSTER.: I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop

ah, I've soiled your bed, master.

# ? Mar 25, 2021 22:10

How Wonderful!: I only have excellent ideas

*slips up and calls the butler Alfred*

uhhhhh I'm so sorry. that won't happen again oh my god. I'm going to go. I'm gonna make myself scarce for a little while. Um. Let's just both have a little space for a few days ok? Ughhhhh... ok I have a hotel room all booked so let's just table this until we've both calmed down. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. Ok I'm leaving. I'm so sorry. Bye. I'm sorry.

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# ? Mar 25, 2021 22:38

nut

father this is the least droll board game yet *tries to remove the tibia without the butler screaming more*

# ? Mar 26, 2021 13:33

ChubbyChecker

nut posted:

father this is the least droll board game yet *tries to remove the tibia without the butler screaming more*

# ? Mar 26, 2021 13:37

Plant MONSTER.: I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop

nut posted:

father this is the least droll board game yet *tries to remove the tibia without the butler screaming more*

# ? Mar 27, 2021 13:50

Escape From Noise

Head Buttler

# ? Mar 27, 2021 14:01

Rags to Liches: future skeleton soldier

nut posted:

father this is the least droll board game yet *tries to remove the tibia without the butler screaming more*

Operation: The Victorian Version

# ? Mar 28, 2021 03:20

How Wonderful!: I only have excellent ideas

tucking the butler into bed and reading the butler one chapter of Little Women

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# ? Mar 28, 2021 03:45

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

carefully planning and preparing Sunday morning breakfast in bed

for my dog :twisted:

# ? Mar 28, 2021 03:52

How Wonderful!: I only have excellent ideas

scratching the butler's ears and rubbing the butler's belly. putting some rice and broth in the butler's food bowl

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# ? Mar 28, 2021 03:55

How Wonderful!: I only have excellent ideas

picking a tick off of the butler's foreskin even though it's gross and the butler might bite

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# ? Mar 28, 2021 03:56

Escape From Noise

What if I brulee the butler?

# ? Mar 28, 2021 04:45

Rags to Liches: future skeleton soldier

Escape From Noise posted:

What if I brulee the butler?

a novel spin on a classic dessert imo

# ? Mar 28, 2021 05:23

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

braised butler

# ? Mar 28, 2021 06:11

Dr. Yinz Ljubljana

Asking the Butler to explain bitcoin to me and then slipping in my earbuds while he's not looking.

# ? Mar 28, 2021 08:30

RickRogers: Woh, is that a thing I like??

Dressing up as a butler and insisting that he is actually the lord of the manor.

# ? Mar 28, 2021 09:38

ChubbyChecker

RickRogers posted:

Dressing up as a butler and insisting that he is actually the lord of the manor.

# ? Mar 28, 2021 09:48

Prof. Crocodile

RickRogers posted:

Dressing up as a butler and insisting that he is actually the lord of the manor.

# ? Mar 28, 2021 13:35

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# ? May 5, 2024 02:58

Plant MONSTER.: I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop

more of a boobler guy than a buttler guy

# ? Mar 28, 2021 13:52

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