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Plant MONSTER.: I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop

Good evening sir :wave:

# ¿ Mar 22, 2021 22:06

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# ¿ May 23, 2024 23:28

Plant MONSTER.: I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop

Just need to put on my spectacles sir

# ¿ Mar 22, 2021 22:06

Plant MONSTER.: I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop

i'm practically blind without them sir\

# ¿ Mar 22, 2021 22:07

Plant MONSTER.: I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop

oh, do mind my miniatures, sir

# ¿ Mar 22, 2021 22:07

Plant MONSTER.: I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop

they're miniature porcelain clowns and that one is robert plant

# ¿ Mar 22, 2021 22:10

Plant MONSTER.: I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop

oopsth i forgot to put on my retainer, thsorry

# ¿ Mar 22, 2021 22:10

Plant MONSTER.: I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop

i crashed the car, thsir and althso the cook rethsigned thso we're having cold thspaghetti plain with no thsauce or butter

# ¿ Mar 22, 2021 22:14

Plant MONSTER.: I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop

want to know a pokemon fact, sir?

# ¿ Mar 22, 2021 22:15

Plant MONSTER.: I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop

shellder evolves into cloyster with the use of a water stone, purchasable at the Celadon Department Store

# ¿ Mar 22, 2021 22:39

Plant MONSTER.: I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop

krabby can be quite crabby!

# ¿ Mar 22, 2021 22:55

Plant MONSTER.: I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop

i emptied the family treasury to purchase doilies and potpourri

# ¿ Mar 22, 2021 23:41

Plant MONSTER.: I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop

alnilam posted:

Hey can you look this up for me on uh umm ummmm *desperately trying to think of a search engine other than ask jeeves* uhhh altavista?

right away sir

*begins to type out each letter individually using only index fingers*

"h, t, t, p...

# ¿ Mar 22, 2021 23:58

Plant MONSTER.: I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop

sir i'm afraid that the computer has frozen and thus it must have a virus.

i suspect downloading to be the issue

# ¿ Mar 23, 2021 00:35

Plant MONSTER.: I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop

may i interest you in some literature sir

*hands out the illustrated guide to pinecones vol 3*

# ¿ Mar 23, 2021 02:20

Plant MONSTER.: I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop

how to crate train your butler

# ¿ Mar 23, 2021 19:36

Plant MONSTER.: I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop

*butler smacking lips*

did someone say earwigs

# ¿ Mar 23, 2021 20:00

Plant MONSTER.: I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop

*emerges from rubble of the cabinet with a giant lump on head with birds flying lump. My teeth are piano keys that play "Shave and a Haircut", passes out*

# ¿ Mar 23, 2021 20:23

Plant MONSTER.: I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop

Another pokemon fact, m'lord?

# ¿ Mar 23, 2021 21:32

Plant MONSTER.: I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop

master nut is free not to read but for those interested, *ahem*

Geodude really rocks!

# ¿ Mar 23, 2021 22:37

Plant MONSTER.: I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop

Butlers really dislike ppl getting probed on their behalves >: (

# ¿ Mar 24, 2021 18:46

Plant MONSTER.: I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop

butlers can take care of themselves and solve their own problems thank you

# ¿ Mar 24, 2021 18:46

Plant MONSTER.: I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop

ahem

and with that, I've a fresh pokemon fact from the oven: be on the lookout for team rocket! they are criminals!

# ¿ Mar 24, 2021 19:08

Plant MONSTER.: I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop

yes sir, right away sir

*misreads label and pours u a snifter of banana flavored chubby soda*

# ¿ Mar 24, 2021 19:12

Plant MONSTER.: I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop

I'm afraid team rocket doesn't :justpost:

, master rear end-penny; they're always on the lam

Would you like to see my purity ring, sir?

# ¿ Mar 24, 2021 22:52

Plant MONSTER.: I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop

How Wonderful! posted:

Butler, please go investigate as to what is in the cupboard, post-haste

*wraps a "World's Best Butler" mug up in glitter wrapping paper after filling it with hershey kisses and hanukkah gelt and puts it in the cupboard*

*opens cupboard*

*cloud of wasps*

# ¿ Mar 24, 2021 23:32

Plant MONSTER.: I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop

i found the worlds most expensive diamond sir

# ¿ Mar 25, 2021 22:06

Plant MONSTER.: I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop

oh i dropped it and now it is completely broken, much apologies sir

# ¿ Mar 25, 2021 22:08

Plant MONSTER.: I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop

i stepped on a duck on the way back from smoking up in the gazebo, sir. it is no longer alive.

many regrets.

# ¿ Mar 25, 2021 22:10

Plant MONSTER.: I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop

ah, I've soiled your bed, master.

# ¿ Mar 25, 2021 22:10

Plant MONSTER.: I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop

nut posted:

father this is the least droll board game yet *tries to remove the tibia without the butler screaming more*

# ¿ Mar 27, 2021 13:50

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# ¿ May 23, 2024 23:28

Plant MONSTER.: I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop

more of a boobler guy than a buttler guy

# ¿ Mar 28, 2021 13:52

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