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Look, I don't have the time to sort everything right now. I threw out the bathwater and I guess the baby went with it! Why was I throwing bathwater out the window instead of using the drain? I don't have time for all these questions! Look! Here's my card! Go buy another baby! Geeze!
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I'm the baby! Whoa! Hey pal, I'm still in here, in the bath! HEY! Whaoooaoaa, you threw me out too, now I'm slippin and sliding down this hill with all the bathwatah!
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Mar 23, 2021 17:52
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- Lil Swamp Booger Baby
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The bathwater corrupted the baby, it turned glassy and dark like obsidian and a dull fire raged within so they had to get rid of it. The water smelled like oil afterwards, they think something went wrong with the transmission
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Mar 23, 2021 17:54
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we've detected baby in the town's only water supply
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Mar 23, 2021 17:55
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I heard a voice coming from a sewer drain and I looked in the drain and saw a baby and the baby looked at me
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Mar 23, 2021 17:57
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Woh, is that a thing I like??
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Well of course you throw baby out with the old bathwater, even if it is not yet defective; because the cost of new baby is not that high it just makes sense to do at the same time and save on the work costs
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Mar 23, 2021 18:17
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- Buttchocks
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No, I like my hat, thanks.
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For sale: bathwater, never used
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Mar 23, 2021 18:46
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baby got wrecked lol
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Mar 23, 2021 19:14
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I'm at the bottom of the hill with the other babies, they've built a mud city here, the economy is based on selling your bathwater online.
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Mar 23, 2021 19:22
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straight up owned lmao
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Mar 23, 2021 21:47
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The babies only have access to Madden NFL 2k12
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Mar 23, 2021 21:53
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Look, I don't have the time to sort everything right now. I threw out the bathwater and I guess the baby went with it! Why was I throwing bathwater out the window instead of using the drain? I don't have time for all these questions! Look! Here's my card! Go buy another baby! Geeze!
looks like throwing out the baby caused a bit of a probe-lem.... lol
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Mar 23, 2021 23:08
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so at what point is it really more babywater than
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Mar 23, 2021 23:19
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My nosy coworker all like "Um excuse me, that's the bathwater bin, the baby bin is the green one."
Like whatever lady, you know they probably empty it all in the same dumpster anyway.
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Mar 24, 2021 01:56
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Having a at-home water birth seemed like a good idea at the time
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Mar 24, 2021 02:22
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I'm the baby! Gotta love me! throw me out with the bathwater!
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Mar 24, 2021 02:52
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Myth Busters attempting to confirm or bust the baby with the bathwater myth.
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Mar 24, 2021 06:50
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No, I like my hat, thanks.
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I strain the bathwater through a collider to avoid this. A few tiny babies might slip through, but it catches most of them.
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Mar 24, 2021 17:09
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If you're looking for me, you better check under the sea
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In some areas of the country u have to use filters to remove baby and stop the bathwater ruining your kettle. I think it's got something to do with limestone
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Mar 26, 2021 08:39
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horsing around no longer
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I'm the baby! Gotta love me! throw me out with the bathwater!
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Mar 26, 2021 08:52
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Carefully remove the baby, drain the water and then chuck the bathtub out the window
too complex could not follow... i drained water FROM baby and threw baby out window and now i have bathtub and no baby..... how do i fix.... thx....
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Mar 26, 2021 17:04
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Baby and bathwater are part of a set. They cannot be broken up!
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Mar 26, 2021 17:07
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It's almost impossible to get a baby down the drain
Mr. Rogers assured us of this very fact.
Up until that time, I had never been terrified of such a concept.
Thanks to Manifisto for the sig!
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May 10, 2024 01:07
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confused, looking at my two options as to which i should throw out
the baby... the bathwater? the baby... the bathwater?
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