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stab: Feb 12, 2003; To you from failing hands we throw the torch, be yours to hold it high

Hell yeah Canada it's beat up Minnows time.

The only sliver of joy we get until we play not poo poo teams and get out poo poo kicked in while Davies looks on wishing this team had 11 of him

# ¿ Mar 26, 2021 01:26

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# ¿ May 14, 2024 11:58

stab: Feb 12, 2003; To you from failing hands we throw the torch, be yours to hold it high

Cyle Larin has actually scored a goal for Canada.

Wow. The end times are near

# ¿ Mar 26, 2021 01:28

stab: Feb 12, 2003; To you from failing hands we throw the torch, be yours to hold it high

CYLE LARIN (A VERY TRASH PLAYER) HAS SCORED TWICE FOR CANADA WHAT THE gently caress

# ¿ Mar 26, 2021 01:33

stab: Feb 12, 2003; To you from failing hands we throw the torch, be yours to hold it high

Shrapnig posted:

Bermuda's "best" player is their keeper who plays in the 6th tier in England, calm down.

It's an expected win.

Doesn't matter who Canada plays, Cyle usually does sweet gently caress all, then goes to his club team and gets a hat trick in 4 minutes.

To see him being not bad is quite shocking

# ¿ Mar 26, 2021 01:38

stab: Feb 12, 2003; To you from failing hands we throw the torch, be yours to hold it high

Shrapnig posted:

Lol, who is the Canada 11? He should dig himself a hole and crawl in it and die.

Is it somebody who misses every shot from 3 yards in but randomly every 10 games will score a Messi world class type screamer from 30 yards out?

If so, meet Lucas Cavallini.

# ¿ Mar 26, 2021 01:47

stab: Feb 12, 2003; To you from failing hands we throw the torch, be yours to hold it high

Ahh just figured out why Cyle is playing well. Game is in Orlando. Must have hit the bars before the game.

Just make sure he doesn't drive

# ¿ Mar 26, 2021 01:50

stab: Feb 12, 2003; To you from failing hands we throw the torch, be yours to hold it high

Cool the third guy from Cool Runnings just scored

# ¿ Mar 26, 2021 02:18

stab: Feb 12, 2003; To you from failing hands we throw the torch, be yours to hold it high

Oh my loving god Bermuda scored

# ¿ Mar 26, 2021 02:27

stab: Feb 12, 2003; To you from failing hands we throw the torch, be yours to hold it high

Lmao Larin has a hat trick

And Cavallini is mercifully ~~executed~~ subbed

# ¿ Mar 26, 2021 02:34

stab: Feb 12, 2003; To you from failing hands we throw the torch, be yours to hold it high

Lmao Corbeanu got on the pitch for his first cap and within 3 minutes has his first goal for Canada on his first shot

Meanwhile Cavallini cries in the shower

# ¿ Mar 26, 2021 02:51

stab: Feb 12, 2003; To you from failing hands we throw the torch, be yours to hold it high

With his three assists tonight, Alphonso Davies now has 10 for Canada - tied for third all-time.

Again, he's 20 years old.

# ¿ Mar 26, 2021 02:55

stab: Feb 12, 2003; To you from failing hands we throw the torch, be yours to hold it high

Total Meatlove posted:

They’ve had the ghost of Scott Arfields knees and not much else for a while I think

Atiba Hutchison, Dwayne De Rosario.

That was it.

Now we have 3 guys who can score in Davies, David and Cavallini (lmao no just 2)

# ¿ Mar 26, 2021 20:54

stab: Feb 12, 2003; To you from failing hands we throw the torch, be yours to hold it high

Looks like good ol' Covid has hit the Cayman Islands squad so won't get to see the Lucas Cavallini Experience today.

# ¿ Mar 28, 2021 19:16

stab: Feb 12, 2003; To you from failing hands we throw the torch, be yours to hold it high

Canada's up 4 goals 28 minutes into their game against the Cayman Islands.

Minnow games best games

# ¿ Mar 29, 2021 23:34

stab: Feb 12, 2003; To you from failing hands we throw the torch, be yours to hold it high

LUCAS CAVALLINI ACTUALLY SCORED FROM WITHIN THE BOX (8-0)

stab fucked around with this message at 00:40 on Mar 30, 2021

# ¿ Mar 30, 2021 00:30

stab: Feb 12, 2003; To you from failing hands we throw the torch, be yours to hold it high

Lucas Cavallini just scored again to put Canada up 10-0

# ¿ Mar 30, 2021 00:37

stab: Feb 12, 2003; To you from failing hands we throw the torch, be yours to hold it high

Lucas Cavallini just scored again to put Canada up 11-0

# ¿ Mar 30, 2021 00:38

stab: Feb 12, 2003; To you from failing hands we throw the torch, be yours to hold it high

Canada is having a tough time with a country called Suriname.

Wouldn't that be great if Canada gets knocked out of WCQ by a dutch import team (stupid loving rules FIFA)

# ¿ Jun 9, 2021 02:31

stab: Feb 12, 2003; To you from failing hands we throw the torch, be yours to hold it high

HI GUYS DAVIES IS A SOCCER GOD :siren:

# ¿ Jun 9, 2021 02:43

stab: Feb 12, 2003; To you from failing hands we throw the torch, be yours to hold it high

Davies to David! 2-0! :siren:

# ¿ Jun 9, 2021 03:25

stab: Feb 12, 2003; To you from failing hands we throw the torch, be yours to hold it high

stab posted:

Davies to David! 3-0!

# ¿ Jun 9, 2021 03:38

stab: Feb 12, 2003; To you from failing hands we throw the torch, be yours to hold it high

4-0

Jonathan David! (That's a hat trick for those watching at home)

That's his 15th goal for Canada....on his 14th cap

Beating up minnows so much fun

# ¿ Jun 9, 2021 03:43

stab: Feb 12, 2003; To you from failing hands we throw the torch, be yours to hold it high

So Canada wins and now we have a home and away series against Haiti.

They pull that off and they stamp a ticket to the final CONCACAF qualifying stage for the first time in 30 years, where they will promptly get their poo poo kicked in by Mexico, the USA and oh i don't know El loving Salvador.

Thanks for coming to my TED talk.

# ¿ Jun 9, 2021 03:52

stab: Feb 12, 2003; To you from failing hands we throw the torch, be yours to hold it high

HAHAHAHAHAHA ITALY WHAT THE gently caress

# ¿ Mar 24, 2022 22:40

stab: Feb 12, 2003; To you from failing hands we throw the torch, be yours to hold it high

Vintersorg posted:

lmao my dad is so mad

My dad just asked me if I have a spare Canada jersey for him.

Too late to get on the bandwagon pops gently caress off

# ¿ Mar 24, 2022 22:57

stab: Feb 12, 2003; To you from failing hands we throw the torch, be yours to hold it high

Lol Peru just lol

# ¿ Jun 13, 2022 22:00

stab: Feb 12, 2003; To you from failing hands we throw the torch, be yours to hold it high

LoudPipesSaveLives posted:

Wow this NZ Costa Rica game is a bunch of dumb bullshit. Great reffing, all the diving and theatrics you coukd want. Costa Rica looking like a bunch of assholes.

Who knew CONCACAF bullshit travelled so well

# ¿ Jun 14, 2022 21:00

stab: Feb 12, 2003; To you from failing hands we throw the torch, be yours to hold it high

So mad that Canada has Blegum over the Americans (a fraud team) having to play these brave frauds rn

# ¿ Jun 14, 2022 22:25

stab: Feb 12, 2003; To you from failing hands we throw the torch, be yours to hold it high

Backdoor Delivery posted:

San Marino-Seychelles ended 0-0, big congrats to both teams for not losing.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GejHS0PMh9c

Standard viewing on San Marino mentions

# ¿ Sep 22, 2022 00:44

stab: Feb 12, 2003; To you from failing hands we throw the torch, be yours to hold it high

sassassin posted:

Belgium's team is so old now.

Are they really bad now or are they still going to beat Canada 10-0 Op

# ¿ Sep 22, 2022 20:09

stab: Feb 12, 2003; To you from failing hands we throw the torch, be yours to hold it high

NinpoEspiritoSanto posted:

Both things can be true OP

gently caress

# ¿ Sep 22, 2022 20:14

stab: Feb 12, 2003; To you from failing hands we throw the torch, be yours to hold it high

Moktaro posted:

Roberto Martinez prevents a quick throw, gets a red.

Suspend that trash for the world cup imo

# ¿ Sep 22, 2022 22:02

stab: Feb 12, 2003; To you from failing hands we throw the torch, be yours to hold it high

sassassin posted:

The team babies Carrasco (29) and De Bruyne (31) can probably create enough between them to beat most teams.

We're all over the place so far. Looks like we're trying to man mark Witsel and leave big spaces for De Bruyne. Page out.

Lol de bruyne at 31 would be Canada's 3rd oldest player

Edit: also lol canada may also field what should be the world cups oldest player i think (39, Atiba Hutchinson)

# ¿ Sep 22, 2022 22:03

stab: Feb 12, 2003; To you from failing hands we throw the torch, be yours to hold it high

Omnikin posted:

Future World Cup champions the United States of America with a rough start vs Japan this morning. Maybe having several MLS players in the lineup contributes to that, I guess

You love to see it

:d2a:

https://twitter.com/CanadaSoccerEN/status/1573326327913988096?t=x--UvlazdMg1s3odL_7JoA&s=19

stab fucked around with this message at 16:29 on Sep 23, 2022

# ¿ Sep 23, 2022 15:52

stab: Feb 12, 2003; To you from failing hands we throw the torch, be yours to hold it high

Lol qatar just lol

Lol pot 1 team got ourclassed by a pot 4 team love to see it

Can't wait for tuesday when Uruguay hangs a touchdown on Canada

stab fucked around with this message at 19:53 on Sep 23, 2022

# ¿ Sep 23, 2022 18:15

stab: Feb 12, 2003; To you from failing hands we throw the torch, be yours to hold it high

Vegetable posted:

Why doesn’t Tomori play for England? First-choice centerback for the Serie A champions can’t get into a three-man central defense?

Also shambolic that Ben White isn’t even in the squad

gently caress that traitor piece of poo poo he can suck my tomori rear end

# ¿ Sep 24, 2022 20:38

stab: Feb 12, 2003; To you from failing hands we throw the torch, be yours to hold it high

Crazy Ted posted:

You realized the guy's family moved to England before he knew how to walk, right?

Yes but let my dream of needing a core piece centreback outweigh the rationality of acknowledging the fact he left Canada at a year old ok

# ¿ Sep 25, 2022 04:39

stab: Feb 12, 2003; To you from failing hands we throw the torch, be yours to hold it high

Tortilla Maker posted:

Didn’t you start following footie a year or so ago?

Started posting last year,

Been following since 90, im an old

# ¿ Sep 25, 2022 22:28

stab: Feb 12, 2003; To you from failing hands we throw the torch, be yours to hold it high

And Uruguay scores 5 minutes in

But can't watch the game on an English feed since OneSoccer crapped out and is showing technical difficulties.

loving amateur hour trashmen

# ¿ Sep 27, 2022 17:15

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# ¿ May 14, 2024 11:58

stab: Feb 12, 2003; To you from failing hands we throw the torch, be yours to hold it high

ilmucche posted:

pretty great that the only english stream i could find was the technical difficulties one

Its okay Canada's getting crushed on the spanish feed too

# ¿ Sep 27, 2022 17:37

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