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The Something Awful Forums > Main > BYOB: BYOB BYOB BOYB BBOY YOBB YBOB BBYO?? > The Service Industry goes Work-From-Home
 
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deep dish peat moss

 A maid straps on a VR headset at 7a.m. sharp to pilot a roomba around a client's home

* # ? Mar 26, 2021 23:08
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deep dish peat moss

 A restaurant puts out an ad to hire new servers and after reviewing all the candidates and narrowing down their top 3 they find out all 3 are housed in the same data center

* # ? Mar 26, 2021 23:11
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deep dish peat moss

 A bored massage therapist reading an instructions script to a caller about how to massage themself

* # ? Mar 26, 2021 23:12
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Heather Papps

hello friend


 a wealthy man looks at his phone. a new text.
"play tennis, but better"



thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

* # ? Mar 26, 2021 23:15
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nut

 two thousand twitter DMs asking for a side of ranch

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Finger Prince

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Twenty Four


 Delivery service working from home where you pick up your food from the store, take it to the driver's house, tip them, then go home.

* # ? Mar 29, 2021 01:00
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deep dish peat moss

Finger Prince posted:
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Escape From Noise

 The pool boy has to open up an only fans, but most of the income goes towards renting the pool.

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Escape From Noise posted:

The pool boy has to open up an only fans, but most of the income goes towards renting the pool.
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The Something Awful Forums > Main > BYOB: BYOB BYOB BOYB BBOY YOBB YBOB BBYO?? > The Service Industry goes Work-From-Home