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	suck MY gently caress OP
	very carefully
	oh good grief not this again
	GOKU wearing a SUCK A gently caress tshirt to a metal concert
	We will not have this at the dinner table

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Chinatown: Sep 11, 2001; by Fluffdaddy; Fun Shoe

Like, is this even possible? How do the mechanics work here?

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William Henry Hairytaint: Oct 29, 2011

lol Chinatown's a virgin

# ? Mar 29, 2021 04:47

Punkinhead: Apr 2, 2015

Ballsuck a fuckman, bucko!

# ? Mar 29, 2021 04:48

William Henry Hairytaint: Oct 29, 2011

It's shameful to vote in a poll but not post, btw

# ? Mar 29, 2021 04:49

Loden Taylor: Aug 11, 2003

I'd like to call LSBB to the stand as an expert witness

# ? Mar 29, 2021 04:53

Chinatown: Sep 11, 2001; by Fluffdaddy; Fun Shoe

William Henry Hairytaint posted:

It's shameful to vote in a poll but not post, btw

extremely

# ? Mar 29, 2021 04:57

Who What Now: Sep 10, 2006; by Azathoth

It's all that I crave.

# ? Mar 29, 2021 04:58

Hairy Right Hook: Sep 9, 2001; Hee to the ho

Yes. Definitely. Cool.

# ? Mar 29, 2021 05:10

Full Metal Jackass: Jan 22, 2001; Rabid bats are welcome in my home

Have you ever seen a cow milking machine op?

# ? Mar 29, 2021 05:11

CarpenterWalrus: Mar 30, 2010; The Lazy Satanist

Sometimes you gotta buck a knuck

# ? Mar 29, 2021 05:11

a starchy tuber: Sep 9, 2002; hi yes I'm very normal

Chuck my buck ducko

# ? Mar 29, 2021 05:13

Punkinhead: Apr 2, 2015

alright i admit it im a sucking sicko

# ? Mar 29, 2021 05:14

Drunk Nerds: Jan 25, 2011; Just close your eyes; Fun Shoe

Earmuffs

# ? Mar 29, 2021 05:14

Chief McHeath: Apr 23, 2002

:gas:

# ? Mar 29, 2021 05:20

Drunk Nerds: Jan 25, 2011; Just close your eyes; Fun Shoe

https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/p...inUED2ZdtdyyP8l

# ? Mar 29, 2021 05:24

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

How exactly does one suck a gently caress

e: oh go suck a gently caress

# ? Mar 29, 2021 05:25

Drunk Nerds: Jan 25, 2011; Just close your eyes; Fun Shoe

Milo and POTUS posted:

How exactly does one suck a gently caress

e: oh go suck a gently caress

Earmuffs

# ? Mar 29, 2021 05:26

neato burrito: Aug 25, 2002; bitch better have my chex mix

Okay but we have to cuddle afterwards.

# ? Mar 29, 2021 05:26

Drunk Nerds: Jan 25, 2011; Just close your eyes; Fun Shoe

Literally my favorite movie of all time. Watched it again a few months ago, still holds up.

# ? Mar 29, 2021 05:27

Chinatown: Sep 11, 2001; by Fluffdaddy; Fun Shoe

neato burrito posted:

Okay but we have to cuddle afterwards.

thats totally fine

encouraged actually

# ? Mar 29, 2021 05:28

Dang It Bhabhi!: May 27, 2004; ASK ME ABOUT
BEING
ESCULA GRIND'S
#1 SIMP

Tastes like milk and nickels.

# ? Mar 29, 2021 05:29

BigBadSteve: Apr 29, 2009

Goku can go suck a gently caress IMO.

# ? Mar 29, 2021 05:31

ShortyMR.CAT: Sep 25, 2008; Lipstick Apathy

You can suck a fat gently caress op!

# ? Mar 29, 2021 05:32

ShortyMR.CAT: Sep 25, 2008; Lipstick Apathy

Got his rear end bois. Book em

# ? Mar 29, 2021 05:32

Wendigee: Jul 19, 2004

Maybe it's when I nut in your significant other and you suck it out? You a cuckold?

Do I make you randy, baby?

# ? Mar 29, 2021 05:35

Weka: May 5, 2019; That child totally had it coming. Nobody should be able to be out at dusk except cars.

As a man of class and taste I prefer to gently caress a suck.

# ? Mar 29, 2021 06:06

DELETE CASCADE: Oct 25, 2017; i haven't washed my penis since i jerked it to a phtotograph of george w. bush in 2003

i've sucked every gently caress i've ever seen

# ? Mar 29, 2021 06:07

Punkinhead: Apr 2, 2015

DELETE CASCADE posted:

i've sucked every gently caress i've ever seen

generations and generations of handmade artisanal sucking fucks

# ? Mar 29, 2021 06:14

syntaxfunction: Oct 27, 2010

Suck a gently caress is the sort of insult you hear in primary school. Some kid learned some swears but hasn't figured them out quite yet.

# ? Mar 29, 2021 07:44

Bodhidharma: Jul 2, 2011; "virgin no more! virgin no more!" i continue to insist as i slowly shrink and transform into a corn cob

I'm voting for Dukakis

# ? Mar 29, 2021 07:45

PokeJoe: Aug 24, 2004; hail cgatan

I doubt your commitment to suck a gently caress motion

# ? Mar 29, 2021 07:55

Poohs Packin: Jan 13, 2019

this is one of the only funny lines from the otherwise trash sandwich known as Donny Darko

# ? Mar 29, 2021 09:58

Armitag3: Mar 15, 2020; Forget it Jake, it's cybertown.

I'd also throw in how is one supposed to eat a whole rear end?

# ? Mar 29, 2021 10:45

Professor Shark: May 22, 2012

On a MONDAY, op?!

# ? Mar 29, 2021 11:06

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Armitag3 posted:

I'd also throw in how is one supposed to eat a whole rear end?

*hole

# ? Mar 29, 2021 11:45

BAGS FLY AT NOON: Apr 6, 2011; A Soft Nylon Bag

Formerly Sneed�s

# ? Mar 29, 2021 13:08

nunsexmonkrock: Apr 13, 2008

It works the opposite of loving a suck.

# ? Mar 29, 2021 13:14

You Are A Werewolf: Apr 26, 2010; Black Gold!

Poohs Packin posted:

this is one of the only funny lines from the otherwise trash sandwich known as Donny Darko

The Smurfs discussion is also good.

# ? Mar 29, 2021 13:15

nunsexmonkrock: Apr 13, 2008

You Are A Elf posted:

The Smurfs discussion is also good.

Oh god have you ever seen S. Darko, there was nothing good about that movie. I dare you to watch and not want to burn your eyes out with an iron rod .

# ? Mar 29, 2021 13:19

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# ? May 28, 2024 11:19

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

nunsexmonkrock posted:

Oh god have you ever seen S. Darko, there was nothing good about that movie. I dare you to watch and not want to burn your eyes out with an iron rod .

it's not even close to that bad lmao calm down

# ? Mar 29, 2021 13:31

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