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we already saved the turtle by making paper straws but what do you do 5-6 minutes after you have drank ur soft drink and the straw has expanded and sopped up all the juice to become a loosely cylindrical pulp
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Me? Personally? I have been keeping the straw pulp in an old sandbox frame in the backyard and whenever we get enough to fill it we all yell strawball fight and run outside and scoop up handfuls of swamp water flavoured mush to throw at each other it’s a lot of fun but I’ve noticed the paper bits don’t go away afterwards instead slowly accumulating as an all season blanket that is destroying my grass
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Mar 30, 2021 11:51
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Ball it up and spit it out of your next straw.
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Mar 30, 2021 12:20
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- By popular demand
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IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!
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What to do with a wet used up floppy straw? usally some cuddling is appreciated, and a phone call on the next day would not go unappreciated.
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Mar 30, 2021 12:41
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if we pool our resources i think we can reblock the suez canal with it
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Mar 30, 2021 13:03
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- RickRogers
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Woh, is that a thing I like??
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Slurping wet paper straws done like spaghetti.
Getting strange looks at the drive thru
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Mar 30, 2021 17:25
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i combine it with the other wet paper straws to make one big wet paper straw
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Mar 30, 2021 17:40
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i’m gonna make a straw fighting gym for the turtles
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Mar 30, 2021 17:40
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by sebmojo
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training at the straw-type pokemon gym and getting confused at how every ten year old with a squirtle can still kick my rear end
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Mar 30, 2021 17:44
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i put it in the bath tub and pretend it's a snake until it dissovles i move my body to avoid it touching ("biting") me and feel more in touch with the earth
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Mar 30, 2021 17:45
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i put it in the bath tub and pretend it's a snake until it dissovles i move my body to avoid it touching ("biting") me and feel more in touch with the earth
the snake dissolves into ur pores and u become the snake with all its great & terrible power (u can wiggle w/ the best of them)
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Mar 30, 2021 17:59
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horsing around no longer
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training at the straw-type pokemon gym and getting confused at how every ten year old with a squirtle can still kick my rear end
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Mar 30, 2021 22:50
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Big Straw will bury you for this post
Heather Papps found completely drained of blood, but no injuries other than a small hole in the base of their neck.
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Mar 31, 2021 09:04
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I got a metal one.
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Mar 31, 2021 09:09
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Bit by bit I am wallpapering my spare room.
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Mar 31, 2021 15:04
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Woh, is that a thing I like??
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Save them up for when you need to be really clean "down there" ↓↓↓
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Mar 31, 2021 18:32
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I drink up the soggy straw with a fresh new one and then when that one gets all soggy I oh
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I dunno about you all, but I become Batman
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I give it to the dog, who sniffs it, then looks back up at me hoping I give her something that isn't complete bullshit.
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I give it to the dog, who sniffs it, then looks back up at me hoping I give her something that isn't complete bullshit.
Bull poo poo would actually be interesting to a dog, maybe I should start using the term "wet paper straw" instead.
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Straw Dogs, but it's about a family tormented by wet paper straws
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I give it to the dog, who sniffs it, then looks back up at me hoping I give her something that isn't complete bullshit.
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I can't do anything with it, the paper straw is permanently stuck to my lips, it is part of me now
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Slowly building my mummy costume for Halloween
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Apr 1, 2021 14:38
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what do u do when yuo're born to play fps? guess there's nothing left to do but play fps. boom headshot
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put it in the cornucopia
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Apr 1, 2021 14:44
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I only have canyoneyes for you
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swallow it whole just to flex on the turtles
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i eat mine
thanks Manifisto!
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Great source of fiber!
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WAP (Wet rear end Paper straw)
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FLUFFERNUTTER
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it IS april stools, after all
thanks Manifisto!
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Just get rid of them quickly before they multiply out of control.
This guy gets it
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patriarchy sucks
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you're supposed to put the straw in the drink? I thought it bbq sauce pipette for your nuggets
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