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Vitamin P
Nov 19, 2013
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It's looking pretty likely tbh

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LionYeti
Oct 12, 2008


Big riot gets brutally put down performative democrats will piss and moan but not do anything and our racist crumbling dystopia trundles on.

Vitamin P
Nov 19, 2013
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LionYeti posted:

Big riot gets brutally put down performative democrats will piss and moan but not do anything and our racist crumbling dystopia trundles on.

Yeah that passes the smell test

Xaris
Jul 25, 2006

Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry

LionYeti posted:

Big riot gets brutally put down performative democrats will piss and moan but not do anything and our racist crumbling dystopia trundles on.
this

cool zoners will get hyped up that this is the end of capitalism as we know it in 72 hrs and then deflate into a pancake

tiberion02
Mar 26, 2007

People tend to make the common mistake of believing that a situation will last forever.
I'm sure everyone will just sit back, put up their feet, and marvel "wow, the system works!"

Vitamin P
Nov 19, 2013
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LionYeti posted:

Big riot gets brutally put down performative democrats will piss and moan but not do anything and our racist crumbling dystopia trundles on.

Does the fact that the prosecution seem to be actively throwing the case in favour of creating a media circus factor into that?

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown
Nothing

Bideo James
Oct 21, 2020

you'll have to ask someone else about the size of her cans

Vitamin P posted:

It's looking pretty likely tbh

the police will get 1000 more arrests afterwards and funding will go up

six people will die in the riots

Xaris
Jul 25, 2006

Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry

Bideo James posted:

the police will get 1000 more arrests afterwards and funding will go up

six people will die in the riots

Look man, we need to stop the fascist nazi uprising and stop them from invading the capitol again. Thats why we're signing this $2 trillion police funding to give Podunk, AZ PD more military hardware and increase cop funding across the nation. See something, say something!

BAE OF PIGS
Nov 28, 2016

Tup
More people will be arrested for protesting a miscarriage of justice than for storming the capital trying to execute the vice president and members of congress.

paul_soccer12
Jan 5, 2020

by Fluffdaddy
Hopefully someone shoots him in the back of the head with a gun

Vitamin P
Nov 19, 2013
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paul_soccer12 posted:

Hopefully someone shoots him in the back of the head with a gun

Don't know if that's the best of all possible outcomes tbh.

paul_soccer12
Jan 5, 2020

by Fluffdaddy
I'm not going to do it I just think it would be good

Vitamin P
Nov 19, 2013
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paul_soccer12 posted:

I'm not going to do it I just think it would be good

sorry if i was unclear, i never for a moment meant to imply you'd have the balls to do that

Stairmaster
Jun 8, 2012

someone shoots a cop and then coincidentally they find child porn on his harddrive

Low Desert Punk
Jul 4, 2012

i have absolutely no fucking money
nothing that hasn't happened before

BeefThief
Aug 8, 2007

paul_soccer12 posted:

Hopefully someone shoots him in the back of the head with a gun

Gotta say I'm surprised this doesn't happen more but it probably would if he walked in this case

Low Desert Punk
Jul 4, 2012

i have absolutely no fucking money
anyone that saw the poo poo about the fentanyl and didn't immediately know what the outcome of the trial would be hasn't watched this movie enough times

Vitamin P
Nov 19, 2013
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Is Zimmerman actually going to gun conventions and signing bags of Skittles for people?

lumpentroll
Mar 4, 2020

The hotter, the wetter, the better

Vitamin P posted:

Is Zimmerman actually going to gun conventions and signing bags of Skittles for people?

probably

lumpentroll
Mar 4, 2020

The hotter, the wetter, the better

quote:

On May 11, 2016, Zimmerman posted what was planned to be the auction of the firearm he used to shoot Martin. The post, in which Zimmerman wrote that the gun was "an American Firearm icon", attracted controversy. Zimmerman subsequently explained that the Justice Department had recently returned the weapon to him. He said that he had the right as owner to sell it.[70] Zimmerman said the proceeds of the weapon would go to combating the violence against police officers by members of the Black Lives Matter movement as well as "ensure the demise of Angela Corey's persecution career and Hillary Clinton's anti-firearm rhetoric".[71] After selling the weapon, Zimmerman said that he had chosen to sell it directly as a result of Clinton "stumping around for a false campaign for the Trayvon Martin Foundation" and accused her of lying about the events of the shooting.[72][73]

Though the auction was set to take place May 12, the weapon listing was removed before the auction was scheduled to begin.[70] The original auction site, gunbroker.com, released a statement stating that they wanted no part in the listing or any of the publicity related to it. Zimmerman reposted the firearm on another site, United Gun Group. Within minutes, the site went down due to the intense traffic prompted by the listing.[74] As bidding proceeded, purported bidders began using fake names such as "Donald Trump" and "Tamir Rice" to place large bids on the weapon, which were interpreted as a joke.[75] Martin Shkreli expressed genuine interest so that he could either destroy the firearm or place it in a museum.[76] Moderators on the bidding sites caught additional scam actions.[77] On May 20, Zimmerman said he had accepted a bid of $250,000 for the weapon.[78][79]

paul_soccer12
Jan 5, 2020

by Fluffdaddy

Vitamin P posted:

sorry if i was unclear, i never for a moment meant to imply you'd have the balls to do that

do i know you lol

Weka
May 5, 2019

That child totally had it coming. Nobody should be able to be out at dusk except cars.

paul_soccer12 posted:

do i know you lol

Man alleged to be lacking in the ball department unfamiliar with vitamin 'pee'.

Cerebral Bore
Apr 21, 2010


Fun Shoe

LionYeti posted:

Big riot gets brutally put down performative democrats will piss and moan but not do anything and our racist crumbling dystopia trundles on.

this, but the thing that the performative dems will mainly piss and moan about is that the protests are making the democrat party look bad

SMILLENNIALSMILLEN
Jun 26, 2009



lol "when." times not real, jerkass

R. Mute
Jul 27, 2011

they'll have to thaw out ol' joe to go oh jeez, aw shucks, someone should do something

the rest of the dems are already putting on their kente scarves

Alobar
Jun 21, 2011

Are you proud of me?

Are you proud of what I do?

I'll try to be a better man than the one that you knew.

SMILLENNIALSMILLEN posted:

lol "when." times not real, jerkass

pretty much this, OP

also, what is "free" if we're all imprisoned by the body? what will happen once chauvin is free from his mortal flesh sack?

The Unnamed One
Jan 13, 2012

"BOOM!"

Alobar posted:

pretty much this, OP

also, what is "free" if we're all imprisoned by the body? what will happen once chauvin is free from his mortal flesh sack?

Only one way to find out

paul_soccer12 posted:

Hopefully someone shoots him in the back of the head with a gun

Maya Fey
Jan 22, 2017



Whoever buys the gun from zimmerman has the opportunity to do something extremely cool

Pentecoastal Elites
Feb 27, 2007

R. Mute posted:

they'll have to thaw out ol' joe to go oh jeez, aw shucks, someone should do something

the rest of the dems are already putting on their kente scarves

Zurtilik
Oct 23, 2015

The Biggest Brain in Guardia
According to Star Trek society really turns around after killing a few hundred poors. So we will see...

JAY ZERO SUM GAME
Oct 18, 2005

Walter.
I know you know how to do this.
Get up.


the same poo poo that was gonna happen anyway

Animal-Mother
Feb 14, 2012

RABBIT RABBIT
RABBIT RABBIT

Zurtilik posted:

According to Star Trek society really turns around after killing a few hundred poors. So we will see...

also a third world war, the eugenics wars, quark crashing into roswell, t'pols grandma crashing in pennsylvania, and multiple kirk time travel shenanigans

christmas boots
Oct 15, 2012

To these sing-alongs 🎤of siren 🧜🏻‍♀️songs
To oohs😮 to ahhs😱 to 👏big👏applause👏
With all of my 😡anger I scream🤬 and shout📢
🇺🇸America🦅, I love you 🥰but you're freaking 💦me 😳out
Biscuit Hider

Weka posted:

Man alleged to be lacking in the ball department unfamiliar with vitamin 'pee'.

What if... urine is actually liquid courage?

Relin
Oct 6, 2002

You have been a most worthy adversary, but in every game, there are winners and there are losers. And as you know, in this game, losers get robotizicized!
he wont walk free you doomers

he will get a much reduced punishment however

HashtagGirlboss
Jan 4, 2005

Relin posted:

he wont walk free you doomers

he will get a much reduced punishment however

I think it's unlikely he walks free, but if the defense did their job during jury selection he won't be convicted either

Bob Socko
Feb 20, 2001

I am an optimist: I expect Chauvin to be found guilty of the manslaughter charge, get the minimum sentence, and be out in a week due to time served and covid restrictions.

A Time To Chill
Feb 26, 2007

Bob Socko posted:

I am an optimist: I expect Chauvin to be found guilty of the manslaughter charge, get the minimum sentence, and be out in a week due to time served and covid restrictions.

yeah i can see them running back the Mehserle play

1982 Subaru Brat
Feb 2, 2007

by Athanatos

Bob Socko posted:

I am an optimist: I expect Chauvin to be found guilty of the manslaughter charge, get the minimum sentence, and be out in a week due to time served and covid restrictions.

:hmmyes:

the verdict has to be just reasonable enough that low-info libs can find an excuse not to join the riots

this way they can tell themselves hE wAs CoNvIcTeD and continue to keep their heads in the sand about this being a demon cracker nation and so on

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Vitamin P
Nov 19, 2013
Probation
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HashtagGirlboss posted:

I think it's unlikely he walks free, but if the defense did their job during jury selection he won't be convicted either

The defence are brand-building themselves significantly more than they are trying to actually win the case.

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