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OwlFancier posted:I'm from where I live and that's it, IMO. Doesn't matter if some relative might statistically have probably lived somewhere else cos I haven't. I'm from Earth and so are all of you.
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Jedit posted:I'm from Earth and so are all of you. Prove it 
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Jaeluni Asjil posted:How will they identify your body at the crime scene then? Or prove you weren't the one wot dunnit? My parents are really into police procedurals and as a child I was very concerned about being accused of committing murders I didn't do, so I made a concerted effort to pick my nose and hide the bogeys anywhere I'd go so there would be a trail of DNA evidence to confirm my alibi. Now that I'm an adult,
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Reveilled posted:My parents are really into police procedurals and as a child I was very concerned about being accused of committing murders I didn't do, so I made a concerted effort to pick my nose and hide the bogeys anywhere I'd go so there would be a trail of DNA evidence to confirm my alibi. You could just have stuck your chewing gum on the bedposts.
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sebzilla posted:Prove it he's probably right, i don't think the royal family have something awful accounts
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Apr 30, 2021 12:38
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Jaeluni Asjil posted:You could just have stuck your chewing gum on the bedposts. For unrelated reasons, I would have been concerned about this setting off a chain of events that would turn me into a blueberry.
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Apr 30, 2021 12:41
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someone once accused me and my family of being english but i'm not english, I'm a human being
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Aren't ancestry a Mormon data mining grift that charge for freely available data you can get from your library?
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sinky posted:I'm 100% "not paying to give a private company my DNA, are you loving insane" I thought this too but then the more I looked into it, the more I realised it doesn't matter anyway. The amount of people who've already done it in the past means that you're most likely relatively closely related to someone who has sent it in already, so they effectively don't need your DNA to have a good genetic profile of you.
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Apr 30, 2021 12:49
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Aphex- posted:Going back to the talk of ethnically British, I got one of those DNA ancestry kits for my birthday a couple of months back and I got the results back the other day. This counts as saying you're English, please turn yourself in immediately
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Apr 30, 2021 12:55
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JeremoudCorbynejad posted:This counts as saying you're English, please turn yourself in immediately these days if you're descended from english stock they arrest you and throw you in jail
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Apr 30, 2021 12:58
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getting one of these is the only way to stay out of jail in this day and age https://twitter.com/merrittk/status/1387584559756234753?s=20
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Ash Crimson posted:someone once accused me and my family of being english but i'm not english, I'm a human being hosed up that someone tried to get you arrested and thrown in prison
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Jedit posted:I'm from Earth and so are all of you. Yes we're all fellow earthlings here, there's no need to get into wild conspiracy theories. No one should be required to prove their earthish ancestry or be tested imo.
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Aphex- posted:I thought this too but then the more I looked into it, the more I realised it doesn't matter anyway. The amount of people who've already done it in the past means that you're most likely relatively closely related to someone who has sent it in already, so they effectively don't need your DNA to have a good genetic profile of you. Also, in about a decade there's going to be nanopore sequencers which passively sequence the DNA of any skin cells being shed by people walking past. Combine this with camera surveillance and machine learning and you have basically no hope of avoiding genetic profiling in any major tech urban area. You could wonder why GCHQ/NSA would bother doing this, but the pattern has historically been violate privacy first, find a use-case later. You could also wonder how legal any of this will be, to which I say lol
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peanut- posted:getting one of these is the only way to stay out of jail in this day and age I imagine you could show this to get free pints in a lot of pubs around Ireland (Republic of)
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Wildly funny that Starmer et al have been handed an open goal on the Prime Minister taking a naked bribe for his own benefit, and instead they've got LOTO handling individual rolls of wallpaper and glancing back and forth at the press for approval.
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blunt posted:I did an online STD test back when we were in the first lockdown and now I don't know who has my urine. We need to cross-check the date of this with Brian Rose deciding to run for Mayor of London.
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Borrovan posted:Your WhatsApp & Outlook notifications are stressing me out Yeah but just to the right is the calming bliss of 95% battery charge.
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goddamnedtwisto posted:We need to cross-check the date of this with Brian Rose deciding to run for Mayor of London. Brian Rose breaks into the world piss supply, smashing and grabbing, using the delicate art of nunchaku
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Jaeluni Asjil posted:You could just have stuck your chewing gum on the bedposts. Yeah but it loses its flavour.
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Raeg posted:Brian Rose breaks into the world piss supply, smashing and grabbing, using the delicate art of nunchaku Come on, guys, let’s be fair. I thought he only drank his own urine. He’s not some kind of weirdo freak who drinks other people’s.
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Jedit posted:I'm from Earth and so are all of you. I question that. I definitely know a few people who fall into the "they walk among us" category.
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Sir Keir Starmer handled - and inspected - several rolls of wallpaper I wish I could put into words exactly why that caption is so painful to read, but the "and inspected" part is morbidly hilarious. He's so forensic.
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therattle posted:Come on, guys, let’s be fair. I thought he only drank his own urine. He’s not some kind of weirdo freak who drinks other people’s. Does anyone know what he was up to circa 2012? "Deep Inside the Chain Pub Piss Dungeon: A true story of sexual deviance in London that will turn you off of urinals forever"
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il_cornuto posted:Sir Keir Starmer handled - and inspected - several rolls of wallpaper They really haven't learnt a thing from the Miliband days, this is exactly the same type of cringe bullshit that marked latter-day Miliband
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josh04 posted:instead they've got LOTO handling individual rolls of wallpaper and glancing back and forth at the press for approval. turning a big dial taht says "Laura Ashley" on it
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Odd question but if I wanted to commission some artwork, where's a good place to go to find an artist? I tried artstation but have had little success. Trying to get something of a cartoony style. Not trying to get some furry porn honest guv
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JeremoudCorbynejad posted:Odd question but if I wanted to commission some artwork, where's a good place to go to find an artist? I tried artstation but have had little success. Trying to get something of a cartoony style. Fiver maybe?
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Apr 30, 2021 15:05
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You could just ask furry porn artists, ask to be a mega ripped wolf or something.
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I'm sure it was someone ITT that mentioned police horses don't like protest banners, well apparently they also don't like other things:Scratch Monkey posted:https://i.imgur.com/mFfZwBQ.mp4
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https://twitter.com/danielmgmoylan/status/1388066714714316806 Sometimes I have my doubts about our country having an unelected Upper House, but then I'm reminded that it allows this kind of intellectual powerhouse to hold a legislator-for-life position.  (Screenshot, although I suspect if he had any kind of shame or even ability to comprehend he might be wrong he wouldn't be the man he is, so it's entirely possible it'll stay up until the day Twitter finally dies)
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JeremoudCorbynejad posted:Odd question but if I wanted to commission some artwork, where's a good place to go to find an artist? I tried artstation but have had little success. Trying to get something of a cartoony style. Creative Convention here on SA? They deal with perverts all the time.
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goddamnedtwisto posted:https://twitter.com/danielmgmoylan/status/1388066714714316806 This man used to work for the Foreign & Commonwealth Office. loving howling.
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goddamnedtwisto posted:https://twitter.com/danielmgmoylan/status/1388066714714316806  Just...what?
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OwlFancier posted:I'm sure it was someone ITT that mentioned police horses don't like protest banners, well apparently they also don't like other things: Horses aren't exactly colour-blind as we would understand it, but I think they perceive the adjacent blocks of colour as a shadow effect; it must look like a ravine in the road to them. BRB, painting pride flags everywhere in case of cavalry incursions.
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