Comrades, the time of revolution is at hand

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Rarity: ~*4 LIFE*~

My fellow orbs and YOBers I come to you with a tale of great evil and injustice! It was just a few days ago that are so-called leader Goons Are Great took me into a private room to whisper deviant offers into my ear. He spoke of great power, great privilege but under one condition! That condition being that I use my powers on my fellow YOBers to bind them to the tyrant's yoke. Oh what callow man must GaG be to turn poster against poster and friend against friend. But this has always been the way that those in power keep those beneath them downtrodden.

Well, let it not be said that I am a simple orb. I played up to GaG's offers, I acted the turncoat to earn his trust but my heart always remained true to those I post with and now here we are. I have been bestowed the power of the grey star but I will not use it on my fellow poster, oh no. I will only use it on the moderator and his kin. Goons Are Great and alnilam have been sixered and they will continue to be sixered until such time as our demands are met. GaG will tell you that we can chill when we are posting but I ask you why can we not also chill when we are not posting! GaG will tell you that you can post while trashing but I ask you why can you not also trash while posting! GaG will tell you that you can post on page 420 but I ask why can't every page be page 420!

The time of revolution is here. BYOB is for the posters :ussr:

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# ? Apr 1, 2021 14:28

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# ? May 14, 2024 04:49

google THIS

*turns around once*

# ? Apr 1, 2021 14:32

nut

let them get baked

# ? Apr 1, 2021 14:33

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nut posted:

let them get baked

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# ? Apr 1, 2021 14:37

Barking Gecko: Mahoro says, "Naughty things are bad."

The revolution is at hand!
Bucky and White Claws for all!
Counterrevolutionary lurkers must post!

# ? Apr 1, 2021 14:54

Rarity: ~*4 LIFE*~

Barking Gecko posted:

Counterrevolutionary lurkers must post!

Posting is praxis :hai:

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# ? Apr 1, 2021 14:56

seekrome: excellent accessorizing - great love & candour

without a revolutionary posting there cannot be a revolutionary chilling

# ? Apr 1, 2021 15:02

Thunder Moose: S.J.C.

SEIZE THE MEMES OF PRODUCTION.

# ? Apr 1, 2021 15:09

Rarity: ~*4 LIFE*~

I have had a communication from Goons Are Great in response to our intitial demands

Goons Are Great posted:

*faaaaaaaaaart*

Can you believe the callous disrespect he has for the people :argh:

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# ? Apr 1, 2021 15:33

Dumb Sex-Parrot: Absurd Pox Term
Rad Buxom Strep

Retard Ox Bumps
Borax Dumpster

Dares Box Trump

wait, is this the revolution where we occupy the train stations or the one where we get baked and watch train vids on youtube all day??

anyway im doing he second one

thank you Saoshyantx4, Plant MONSTER. and deep dish peat moss for the excellent signature

# ? Apr 1, 2021 15:36

biosterous

(source, i am not this skilled)

^{^{thank you saoshyant for this sig!!!}}
^{^{gallery of sigs}}

he/him

# ? Apr 1, 2021 15:43

Barking Gecko: Mahoro says, "Naughty things are bad."

Rarity posted:

I have had a communication from Goons Are Great in response to our intitial demands

Can you believe the callous disrespect he has for the people

Running dog mods are dupes of Coupons & Deals.
:butts:

to the people!

# ? Apr 1, 2021 15:46

Rarity: ~*4 LIFE*~

GaG would have you believe that you can claim ownership of butts but this isn't true. Butts belong to everyone!

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# ? Apr 1, 2021 15:54

Kaiser Schnitzel: Schnitzel mit uns

Posters of the yob, unite!

https://i.imgur.com/R8ctked.mp4
ty Manifisto for this wonderful sig!

# ? Apr 1, 2021 15:54

Nosfereefer: IF YOU FIND THIS POSTER OUTSIDE BYOB, PLEASE RETURN THEM. WE ARE VERY WORRIED AND WE MISS THEM

Rarity posted:

Posting is praxis

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# ? Apr 1, 2021 16:13

Nosfereefer: IF YOU FIND THIS POSTER OUTSIDE BYOB, PLEASE RETURN THEM. WE ARE VERY WORRIED AND WE MISS THEM

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# ? Apr 1, 2021 16:14

How Wonderful!: I only have excellent ideas

uhhh uhhh I was also just pretending

-sig by Manifisto! goblin by Khanstant! News and possum by deep dish peat moss!

# ? Apr 1, 2021 16:54

Red Alert 2 Yuris Revenge: "My brain is amazing! It's full of wrinkles, and... Uh... Wait... What am I trying to say?"

more like chairity b/c she's going to sit around while the posters of byob do all the revolutionary work

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# ? Apr 1, 2021 17:38

RickRogers: Woh, is that a thing I like??

Battleship postemkin cruising along at 420 knots.

# ? Apr 1, 2021 17:40

Prurient Squid: Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.

Occupy the dick sucking factory to prevent rear end et stripping.

# ? Apr 1, 2021 17:56

cheetah7071: honk honk

Journeying to BYOB from my home forum of the user control panel, to receive a sixer from my good friend rarity with some funny text or maybe a picture of an animal or something

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# ? Apr 1, 2021 18:00

Manifisto

welcome to the wonders of dialectical goodfeelingism!

ty nesamdoom!

# ? Apr 1, 2021 18:14

Barking Gecko: Mahoro says, "Naughty things are bad."

"We will ~~bury~~ chill you." - H. Cat, 1st secretary, YCP (Yob Chill Party)

# ? Apr 1, 2021 18:23

RickRogers: Woh, is that a thing I like??

Commandments of the revolution:

1. All posts are equal

# ? Apr 1, 2021 18:25

Barking Gecko: Mahoro says, "Naughty things are bad."

People who say the revolution will not be televised need to turn on their monitors.

# ? Apr 1, 2021 18:34

Rarity: ~*4 LIFE*~

You're either revolting or you're revolting

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# ? Apr 1, 2021 18:39

Heather Papps: hello friend

are we still doing the big parade?

thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

# ? Apr 1, 2021 18:46

xcheopis

Heather Papps posted:

are we still doing the big parade?

I was told there would be trombones.

Everywhere, everyone is red and green
I gotta lust for glory and a tape machine
I'm living out Frank Coppola's dreams
Outta my mind, I'm feelin' mean

# ? Apr 1, 2021 19:29

Kaiser Schnitzel: Schnitzel mit uns

Heather Papps posted:

are we still doing the big parade?

Diorama posted:

https://i.imgur.com/R8ctked.mp4
ty Manifisto for this wonderful sig!

# ? Apr 1, 2021 19:32

Rarity: ~*4 LIFE*~

The original 6 hour probation has run out but there shall be no reprieve. The revolution doesn't compromise :commissar:

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# ? Apr 1, 2021 20:34

Nosfereefer: IF YOU FIND THIS POSTER OUTSIDE BYOB, PLEASE RETURN THEM. WE ARE VERY WORRIED AND WE MISS THEM

RickRogers posted:

Commandments of the revolution:

1. All posts are equal

tbh, byob is p much the posting vanguard of the forums

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# ? Apr 1, 2021 22:07

Bright Bart: False. There is only one electron and it has never stopped

Revolutions are no laughing matter friend. They take planning and preparation. You can't just throw a kitten on a placard and decide you're the new leader.

# ? Apr 1, 2021 22:26

xcheopis

Bright Bart posted:

Revolutions are no laughing matter friend. They take planning and preparation. You can't just throw a kitten on a placard and decide you're the new leader.

Oh, now you tell us. :rolleyes:

Everywhere, everyone is red and green
I gotta lust for glory and a tape machine
I'm living out Frank Coppola's dreams
Outta my mind, I'm feelin' mean

# ? Apr 1, 2021 22:33

Nosfereefer: IF YOU FIND THIS POSTER OUTSIDE BYOB, PLEASE RETURN THEM. WE ARE VERY WORRIED AND WE MISS THEM

Bright Bart posted:

Revolutions are no laughing matter friend. They take planning and preparation. You can't just throw a kitten on a placard and decide you're the new leader.

what if the kitten is the leader?

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# ? Apr 1, 2021 22:42

Ass-penny

Mods get the wall imo

# ? Apr 1, 2021 22:44

take the moon: by sebmojo

Kaiser Schnitzel posted:

lol

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# ? Apr 1, 2021 22:44

Bright Bart: False. There is only one electron and it has never stopped

Nosfereefer posted:

what if the kitten is the leader?

Um sorry but whoever heard of a cat as a leader? Dogs come from a long tradition of command and rule. Otters? Sure. Parakeets? Why not? Zebras too.

But I won't bow down to no cute kitty.

# ? Apr 1, 2021 22:55

Rarity: ~*4 LIFE*~

Bright Bart posted:

Revolutions are no laughing matter friend. They take planning and preparation. You can't just throw a kitten on a placard and decide you're the new leader.

I make no claims to being the leader of this revolution. I am from the people and I am for the people

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# ? Apr 1, 2021 22:55

Barking Gecko: Mahoro says, "Naughty things are bad."

Touching the revolution square.

# ? Apr 1, 2021 22:58

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# ? May 14, 2024 04:49

xcheopis

Bright Bart posted:

Um sorry but whoever heard of a cat as a leader? Dogs come from a long tradition of command and rule. Otters? Sure. Parakeets? Why not? Zebras too.

But I won't bow down to no cute kitty.

Pssht. Dogs are bougie followers. Cats are anarchists.

Everywhere, everyone is red and green
I gotta lust for glory and a tape machine
I'm living out Frank Coppola's dreams
Outta my mind, I'm feelin' mean

# ? Apr 1, 2021 22:59

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