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has anyone ever had this happen to you? i would post this in some dedicated paranormal space, but they’re all full of anti-semites, Q-balls, and reactionary crackpots.
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i was trying to figure out why this would happen now, of all days. then I realized: it is actually haloween in the south hemisphere. very sneaky but i cracked the code.
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Apr 6, 2021 00:18
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yep my phones make an odd noise now and then. its not any ringtone i have set. there are no notifications. just this little dee doop. I assume its the NSA tracking software.
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Apr 6, 2021 00:19
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dude! it was exactly that! you know the one!
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Apr 6, 2021 00:21
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i'm so setting a microphone up and trying to catch it
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Apr 6, 2021 00:24
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this noise? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VNz4XtZ-XMs&t=495s
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Apr 6, 2021 00:48
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would you say your phone made an unexpected beep
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Apr 6, 2021 00:48
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yeah, it was that one Captain Foo posted:would you say your phone made an unexpected jonny knows. it’s that one android noise that happens when you plug a device in to charge. in my youth, at 32, I foolishly bought a galaxy tab 7+ with Android 3.2: Honeycomb, and I’ll always remember that noise. i swear to christ this happened. it was literally an android noise coming out of my stock daily driver iphone.
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Apr 6, 2021 00:58
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yes. it's the "Hello" one in that video.
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Apr 6, 2021 01:07
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oh. sorry pram. got caught lying because i falsely implied i watched the video. I’m telling the truth about other stuff tho.
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Apr 6, 2021 01:22
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are you sure it wasn’t just a fart?
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Apr 6, 2021 02:04
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God drat it i figured mine out it was the "new email" notification. but the endpoint software on my work phone bars emails from showing up on the notif screen, for sec reasons. and i dont like, read email on my phone like some sort of loser. so i had no idea what was triggering it. Mystery solved here. beep i'm confident you can figure this one out too!
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Apr 6, 2021 02:22
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I get stoked when my my iPhone says “hello, moto”
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Apr 6, 2021 05:28
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DROOOOOOIIIIIIIIIDDDDDDDDDD
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Apr 6, 2021 07:18
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im hoping it didn't make that noise in public. that would be embarrassing.
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Apr 6, 2021 07:33
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did it sound like a fart?
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Apr 6, 2021 09:13
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xErzPdEUUxw
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Apr 6, 2021 09:18
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qZuQko04kXk
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Apr 6, 2021 09:22
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i’ve already explained the noise. it wasn’t a fart or a ringtone. please stop shitposting itt. this isn’t a joke or w/e. a truly fortian event happened to me and I thought yospos would appreciate it not make me the butt of jokes and whhatnot!
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Apr 6, 2021 11:56
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President Beep posted:i’ve already explained the noise. it wasn’t a fart or a ringtone. p sure that time has passed
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Apr 6, 2021 12:02
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wow who let roger bacon’s brazen head in here?
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Apr 6, 2021 13:20
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President Beep posted:wow who let roger bacon’s brazen head in here? so you're saying that my answer was correct
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Apr 6, 2021 16:01
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hate it when I'm tryin to mack on a lady and my phone makes the android noise. She gets all disgusted. "green text plebe!" I try to explain that my iphone just does that sometimes and that it happens to everyone. but it's too late
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Apr 6, 2021 16:35
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did it say "DROID" like an old motorola?
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Apr 6, 2021 16:59
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i’m going public with this. I don’t know what is going on but it’s time for the world to know. democracy dies in the dark. 
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Apr 6, 2021 17:48
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President Beep posted:i’m going public with this. I don’t know what is going on but it’s time for the world to know. democracy dies in the dark. 
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Apr 6, 2021 17:49
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I can't believe that obungler would do that to our big beautiful american iphones 
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Apr 6, 2021 18:22
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President Beep posted:i’m going public with this. I don’t know what is going on but it’s time for the world to know. democracy dies in the dark. looool
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Apr 6, 2021 19:17
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i made 'the android noise' when i w as sitting on the toilet aftter my morning coffee
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Apr 6, 2021 19:52
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President Beep posted:i’m going public with this. I don’t know what is going on but it’s time for the world to know. democracy dies in the dark. I assume with a story this big they got back to you straight away
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Apr 6, 2021 19:57
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going on a date tonight. If all goes to plan we'll be making the android noise with two backs
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Apr 6, 2021 20:00
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Set it to vibrate. Finish yourself off
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Apr 7, 2021 09:20
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President Beep posted:bought a galaxy tab 7+ with Android 3.2: Honeycomb 
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Apr 7, 2021 09:56
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Apr 7, 2021 14:07
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no word back from those hacks at the times. they’re obviously compromised. who else should i hit up?
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Apr 7, 2021 14:22
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beep go on trueanon
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Apr 7, 2021 14:45
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it was actually an underwater ice quake OP
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Apr 7, 2021 14:47
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Cybernetic Vermin posted:beep go on trueanon
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Gentle Autist posted:it was actually an underwater ice quake OP mods namechange to “President bloop” tia
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