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President Beep
Apr 30, 2009





i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)
has anyone ever had this happen to you? i would post this in some dedicated paranormal space, but they’re all full of anti-semites, Q-balls, and reactionary crackpots.

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President Beep
Apr 30, 2009





i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)
i was trying to figure out why this would happen now, of all days. then I realized: it is actually haloween in the south hemisphere. very sneaky but i cracked the code.

President Beep
Apr 30, 2009





i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)
dude! it was exactly that! you know the one!

President Beep
Apr 30, 2009





i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

yeah, it was that one

Captain Foo posted:

would you say your phone made an unexpected


beep

jonny knows. it’s that one android noise that happens when you plug a device in to charge. in my youth, at 32, I foolishly bought a galaxy tab 7+ with Android 3.2: Honeycomb, and I’ll always remember that noise.

i swear to christ this happened. it was literally an android noise coming out of my stock daily driver iphone.

President Beep
Apr 30, 2009





i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)
oh. sorry pram. got caught lying because i falsely implied i watched the video. I’m telling the truth about other stuff tho.

President Beep
Apr 30, 2009





i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)
i’ve already explained the noise. it wasn’t a fart or a ringtone.

please stop shitposting itt. this isn’t a joke or w/e. a truly fortian event happened to me and I thought yospos would appreciate it not make me the butt of jokes and whhatnot!

President Beep
Apr 30, 2009





i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)
wow who let roger bacon’s brazen head in here?

President Beep
Apr 30, 2009





i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)
:negative:

President Beep
Apr 30, 2009





i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)
i’m going public with this. I don’t know what is going on but it’s time for the world to know. democracy dies in the dark.


President Beep
Apr 30, 2009





i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)
no word back from those hacks at the times. they’re obviously compromised. who else should i hit up?

President Beep
Apr 30, 2009





i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

Gentle Autist posted:

it was actually an underwater ice quake OP

mods namechange to “President bloop” tia

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President Beep
Apr 30, 2009





i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)
admins don’t come to this backwater. not even jeffrey “””of yospos”””

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