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Whether created by an incompetent god or the product of billions of years of random death-avoidance, the human body is objectively dumb as hell. Not just the brain part. It’s got all kinds of stupid parts that don’t make any sense or could have been designed better by anyone with half a brain. Like toe nails. What the gently caress? They have no use whatsoever. All they do is grow and sometimes you smash one when you stub your toe. Before nail clippers people had to just deal with long useless toenails. Armpits. They smell worse than the rest of you for some reason and sweat a lot. They grow a weird gross beard in there for inexplicable reasons. Kids’ armpits don’t do that and manage to live just fine, so it’s not like it’s necessary. Use some deodorant you filthy beast. And while you’re at it, put some clothes on. Sure, your body is covered with hair, but it is mostly useless and you could freeze to death on a mild spring evening. No other animal needs to wear clothes, or a hat, or sunscreen, or shoes. They have goddamn fur or feathers or blubber (insert goon joke). Not the stupid human body, it was designed to die of exposure immediately.
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gross poo poo on top of it that bugs like to nest in after a while
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Apr 9, 2021 03:16
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Who made this garbage? Baby deer can stand up a minute after being born. Human babies are useless lumps for like six months. They don’t even know they have hands for half that time
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Apr 9, 2021 03:17
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My toenails help me grip the floor
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Apr 9, 2021 03:17
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what about fisting tho
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Apr 9, 2021 03:17
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There was a post in GBS long long ago, like years ago, talking about how horses are nature's groverhaus including how they can't support more than one baby per pregnancy and how their hooves sometimes fall completely through their legs like the penis of an old statue exposed to years of acid rain and it was pretty hosed up
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Apr 9, 2021 03:19
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serious fail from god not giving us goro arm layout
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Apr 9, 2021 03:19
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The Management posted:Whether created by an incompetent god or the product of billions of years of random death-avoidance, the human body is objectively dumb as hell. Not just the brain part. It’s got all kinds of stupid parts that don’t make any sense or could have been designed better by anyone with half a brain. Toenails are good for grip. Armpits store pheremones so people know subconsciously if they want to gently caress you. Clothes? I wouldn't know, I've worn them 3 times for pictures. I work remotely and just use a zoom filter that adds clothes
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Apr 9, 2021 03:21
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armpits need to just be phased out they are detrimental to the planet
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Apr 9, 2021 03:23
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Humans got a fail body but the best brain. Therefore the perfect creature would only be half-human, and half something else. This way they have the brains of a human but the physical perfection (grace, strength, endurance) of something else. The only question is what. WHAT possible creature would make the best half-human hybrid? Any ideas???
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Apr 9, 2021 03:24
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I can see my dick and kicks rear end!! You think a horse can see its dick? gently caress no they can't!
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Apr 9, 2021 03:25
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The shared breathing/food entry pipes is a good one. Love to risk choking to death every time I eat 
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Apr 9, 2021 03:34
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The anus should be on the top of our heads so we could efficiently headbang our waste into the toilet, resulting in a much cleaner snap off that would only require a single wipe, possibly two.
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Apr 9, 2021 03:37
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i dont ask questions i just tug
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Apr 9, 2021 03:38
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Meme Poker Party posted:Humans got a fail body but the best brain. Therefore the perfect creature would only be half-human, and half something else. This way they have the brains of a human but the physical perfection (grace, strength, endurance) of something else. Sugar glider. You can jump, glide, perch on virtually everything and your back feet have combs for grooming unlike filthy humans.
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Apr 9, 2021 03:41
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We should photosynthesize be able to lay eggs
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Apr 9, 2021 03:42
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The pinkie toe is useless. What have you used it for.
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Apr 9, 2021 03:42
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Xenocides posted:Sugar glider. You can jump, glide, perch on virtually everything and your back feet have combs for grooming unlike filthy humans. That does sound pretty cool.
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Apr 9, 2021 03:43
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Hairy Right Hook posted:I can see my dick and kicks rear end!! You think a horse can see its dick? gently caress no they can't! Good point. We have some of the best masturbating setups of any animal. Can’t suck your own dick, though.
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Apr 9, 2021 03:44
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Katamari Democracy posted:The pinkie toe is useless. What have you used it for. paging Lowtax
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Apr 9, 2021 03:44
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Everyone should shave their pits. It feels good, looks even better, and ONLY itches the first few times or if you're using mediocre shaving tools. Shave below the belt, too. Same reasons.
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Apr 9, 2021 03:46
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the tailbone is dumb as heck. all it is good for is getting hurt.
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Apr 9, 2021 03:50
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Vim Fuego posted:
The chance of this being true is not 0%
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Apr 9, 2021 03:54
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also wtf is up with all the holes in the skull? seems like you'd want to keep the brain locked up pretty tight, but no, there's like 4 or 5 ways in there.
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Apr 9, 2021 04:04
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Meme Poker Party posted:Humans got a fail body but the best brain. Therefore the perfect creature would only be half-human, and half something else. This way they have the brains of a human but the physical perfection (grace, strength, endurance) of something else. bird
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Apr 9, 2021 04:06
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my useless eyes can only see 30 fps even though nature has provided a us with monitors that can render 144 beautiful frames per second, or more!
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Apr 9, 2021 04:11
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Need to go for a run? Maybe escape a lion or just an evening jog? I hope you’ve got those tits or floppy dong wrapped up so they don’t shear off from the bouncing.
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Apr 9, 2021 04:15
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Sinuses are snot tunnels in your face. Because your face needs tunnels full of snot to get congested sometimes and serve no other function.
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Apr 9, 2021 04:17
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Agent Escalus posted:Everyone should shave their pits. It feels good, looks even better, and ONLY itches the first few times or if you're using mediocre shaving tools. cant beat smooth balls tbh makes a better balldo fit
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Apr 9, 2021 04:17
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Derpies posted:cant beat smooth balls tbh makes a better balldo fit Nature intended you to have hairy balls. Not like a nice soft ball of fuzz. Long, sparse, gross hairs
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Apr 9, 2021 04:21
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also what the hell is the deal with needing to constantly breathe. Shouldn't there just be like a hollow area in the chest so that oxygen can move in and out freely?
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Apr 9, 2021 04:21
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Periods are truly stupid. No WAY was that the best way to get ready for babies. And humans should get fertile on command, or know when like the urge to defecate at least. 
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Apr 9, 2021 04:24
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I have nipples Greg, can you milk me?
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Apr 9, 2021 04:25
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now that you mention babies, it's weird how useless they are for like... 3 years or something? like they can't survive alone in the wild in even the mildest climate.
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Apr 9, 2021 04:28
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Prof. Crocodile posted:now that you mention babies, it's weird how useless they are for like... 3 years or something? like they can't survive alone in the wild in even the mildest climate. lol 3 try 30 with todays millenials
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Apr 9, 2021 04:34
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Derpies posted:lol 3 try 30 with todays millenials lol
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Apr 9, 2021 04:37
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Human lungs are terribly inefficient. Birds can extract 90% of the oxygen from the air they breathe due to their dual-chamber inverse gradient design. Humans can extract 10% of the oxygen because our stupid lungs are just wet sacks. A bird can breath 9 times better than you. Ever see a bird out of breath? No.
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Apr 9, 2021 04:46
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Better cover up my feet or drat near everything on the forest floor will puncture them.
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Apr 9, 2021 04:52
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smaller balls than a pig, come on
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The Management posted:Human lungs are terribly inefficient. Birds can extract 90% of the oxygen from the air they breathe due to their dual-chamber inverse gradient design. Humans can extract 10% of the oxygen because our stupid lungs are just wet sacks. gonna flip the next bird I see the frick off now, smug fuckers
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