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I want a backpack absolutely full of mayonnaise. Every single inch.
I need 100 people holding a chicken sandwich with the top bun in one hand in the patty exposed. I jump off a building and land on my back, bursting my mayonnaise load and properly seasoning their sandwiches.
My life‘s work.
Every onlooking child whose mouth is agape gets silenced by the mayonnaise.
What will you do with your own mayonnaise backpack?
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May 6, 2024 13:24
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- kuskus
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I had a fever dream about midwesterners eating bare corn with no toppings. I stretch my mechanical wings and fly to them. I reach both fists in my mayonnaise backpack and slather their cobs. It’s garlic lime mayonnaise with chili powder. I have been growing cilantro on my head Chia Pet style. I grab tufts of it and sprinkle it on their slathered cobs.
I fly away.
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Apr 10, 2021 02:29
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- Areola Grande
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it's a free country u pervs
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OP i have it in good authority that this product will be VERY big in japan
spring sigs by nesamdoom and Ravenous Scoot
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Apr 10, 2021 02:36
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all the kids at high school called me mayonnaise backpack
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Apr 10, 2021 02:45
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- kuskus
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I'mb not alone
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b8uhjFnS_qY
but this is the platonic ideal of whaT I had in mind:
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Apr 10, 2021 03:12
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I will feed all the birds in my neighborhood with my backpack. Hummingbirds will be the easiest cause they can just slurp it up, but crows and stuff can clack it up into their beaks in globs
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Apr 10, 2021 04:45
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If we were all trees, there'd be no more wars. 'Cause we'd be trees.
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Gonna enter a chugging contest.
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Apr 11, 2021 09:05
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You could get a hydrator like a Kamelback or Platypus
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Apr 11, 2021 10:12
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- Trying
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offending all sensibilities with my fanny pack full o' catsup
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Apr 11, 2021 10:58
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refreshing sips from my camelbak
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Apr 11, 2021 13:01
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Pairs well with the Hulk Hogan Meat Shoes
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Apr 11, 2021 14:21
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Now with extra narwhal meat!
HAIKOOLIGAN
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Mayo backpack will smell like hot garbage the next day, so find an enemy and leave it outside their house under a window so they have to smell it!
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Apr 11, 2021 19:47
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- google THIS
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Sriracha satchel
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Apr 12, 2021 02:40
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- google THIS
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Relish purse
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Apr 12, 2021 02:41
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May your niece backpack as well. Go in peace
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Apr 12, 2021 09:49
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I will feed all the birds in my neighborhood with my backpack. Hummingbirds will be the easiest cause they can just slurp it up, but crows and stuff can clack it up into their beaks in globs
i thought about clacking up globs all weekend and especially in the night
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Apr 12, 2021 16:25
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How can Miracle Whip be both "The Bread Spread" and salad dressing? PICK A LANE!
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