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I want a backpack absolutely full of mayonnaise. Every single inch. I need 100 people holding a chicken sandwich with the top bun in one hand in the patty exposed. I jump off a building and land on my back, bursting my mayonnaise load and properly seasoning their sandwiches. My life‘s work. Every onlooking child whose mouth is agape gets silenced by the mayonnaise. What will you do with your own mayonnaise backpack? |
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I had a fever dream about midwesterners eating bare corn with no toppings. I stretch my mechanical wings and fly to them. I reach both fists in my mayonnaise backpack and slather their cobs. It’s garlic lime mayonnaise with chili powder. I have been growing cilantro on my head Chia Pet style. I grab tufts of it and sprinkle it on their slathered cobs. I fly away. |
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Apr 10, 2021 02:29
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I'mb not alone https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b8uhjFnS_qY but this is the platonic ideal of whaT I had in mind: 
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Apr 10, 2021 03:12
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google THIS posted:Sriracha satchel  google THIS posted:Relish purse  'google THIS posted:Miracle Whip trash bag because that's where it belongs  
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Apr 12, 2021 15:39
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Ventral EggSac posted:I will feed all the birds in my neighborhood with my backpack. Hummingbirds will be the easiest cause they can just slurp it up, but crows and stuff can clack it up into their beaks in globs i thought about clacking up globs all weekend and especially in the night |
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Apr 12, 2021 16:25
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Escape From Noise posted:How can Miracle Whip be both "The Bread Spread" and salad dressing? PICK A LANE! E-Z: it's a bread salad  
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