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Digital Jedi
May 28, 2007

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Tweak posted:

I dont watch WWE, was this good for anyone who does? Does this open up some sort of booking I dont see that makes sense? Like i thought this was absolute dogshit but Im curious if that’s because I’m not a fan so I dont understand X

what the gently caress is X?

Night 1 was pretty good and did deliver I would say. It's lows were that bad and most matches were at passable.

Night 2 was not good and was bad from start to finish.

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Digital Jedi
May 28, 2007

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Blaise330 posted:

Anyone got that picture of riddle crying with the bloody mouth?

Digital Jedi
May 28, 2007

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flatluigi posted:

wrestlemania









Digital Jedi
May 28, 2007

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Rarity posted:

Can we get a picture of the box like structure? And what did a Nigerian Drum Pit match turn out to be?

https://streamable.com/frsib2

Digital Jedi
May 28, 2007

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StarkRavingMad posted:

That one, Downstait, what's the third?

Anyone have a link for the Downstait one?
Had no luck finding it.

Digital Jedi
May 28, 2007

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Rarity posted:

Viewer discretion is advised

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ELcJaJy7fjY

Note: this was also the big reveal for Cody's horrible neck tattoo

:doh: I was searching it with WWE.

I know I watched this live but no recollection. poo poo this is bad. I think Rheas' is worse. I can at least understand the singer.

Digital Jedi
May 28, 2007

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Quantum of Phallus posted:

He was dead the moment he appeared on Raw. His shite music and the loving singlet. Dead

Kee Lee's first 9 matches on the main roster.

Randy Orton defeats Keith Lee by DQ
Keith Lee defeats Randy Orton
WWE Title #1 Contendership Triple Threat: Randy Orton defeats Keith Lee and Seth Rollins
WWE Title #1 Contendership Qualifying: Keith Lee defeats Dolph Ziggler
Randy Orton defeats Keith Lee by DQ
Drew McIntyre vs. Keith Lee - No Contest
Drew McIntyre defeats Keith Lee by DQ
Keith Lee defeats Andrade
Braun Strowman vs. Keith Lee - Double Count Out

3 wins, a double count out, 3 DQs loses, a no contest, 1 clean lose

Digital Jedi
May 28, 2007

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Mods make this the background music for all WWE threads

Digital Jedi
May 28, 2007

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Astro7x posted:

uh, that's it? I guess they are not doing any NXT call ups this year to surprise us

There really isn't anyone too call up that isn't involved in something. The 2 call ups they did do were at the Rumble with Rhea and Damien Priest.

Maybe they call Io up for Smackdown? or Finn comes back but he doesn't count and probably stay at NXT.

Cole still has more matches with the former members of UE.VVV oh they totally will

Digital Jedi fucked around with this message at 04:35 on Apr 13, 2021

Digital Jedi
May 28, 2007

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So MVP had what 4 separate appearances on the show but neither the new RAW tag champs or new US champ were on it.

Digital Jedi
May 28, 2007

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Of course they have him start the show. Granted he is the champion. If it is only a promo what a waste. If they do a promo and it leads to a match later in the show why not just kick the show off with the match?! (I would rather see not see him at all imo).

Did they ever really push it last night NXT is on Tuesday?

Digital Jedi
May 28, 2007

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It looks like she either thought the rope was there to grab to get a better footing or she just tried to do it in one full motion.

But the 2nd attempt even looks worse to a point. She still goes super low and grabs the rope but Asuka actually pushes on it to help out.

Digital Jedi
May 28, 2007

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2 halves of former tag teams releases. Billie was still on the show. Tucker was just gone.

Hope Billie lands somewhere good.

Digital Jedi
May 28, 2007

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Alaois posted:

someone please post Samoa-Joe-Poncho.png

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May 28, 2007

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Rarity posted:

Peyton leave and reunite the IIconics in AEW pleeeeeeeeaaaaaasssssseeeeee

John Dudebro posted:

they'd make INCREDIBLE britt baker minions

Do it AEW. Do it you coward Tony


loving record profit lie again. UFC and WWE just 1 in the same.

Digital Jedi
May 28, 2007

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Le Saboteur posted:

It just sees like within the WWE formula you're almost certainly hosed if you become part of a comedy tag team or just a comedy solo act. Its the type cast that no one can ever seem to break out of in WWE, AEW seems much better at dealing with those sort of characters while also keep them legitimate in the ring.

With the WWE it always felt like it was only a matter of time with The Iconics.

Dave just said on the latest WOR (talking about Gargano) never let them know you can do comedy. They will never have you stop and crank it to 100

Digital Jedi
May 28, 2007

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Vertical Lime posted:

word life

this is basic reganomics

Digital Jedi
May 28, 2007

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The Notorious ZSB posted:

He DOES spear a guy tho. Nia mysteriously not part of his fam on the island....

Neither were Jimmy or Jay

Digital Jedi
May 28, 2007

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But see they need to make some money. They are hurting. They just laid off a bunch of people.


Also, :lol: at anyone buying that poo poo
vvv Yea, it's the new money laundering

Digital Jedi
May 28, 2007

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BGrifter posted:

Several goons bought cars and houses by flipping stuff on the Diablo 3 Real Money Auction House.

Then things got even weirder.

I went like 3 years without paying for a steam out my own money thanks to CSGO Skins.

So I guess NXT ended up being safe from the cuts? At least for today.

Digital Jedi
May 28, 2007

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Quantum of Phallus posted:

The Herd Immunity?!

Don't give Vince ideas for new groups

Digital Jedi
May 28, 2007

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So Ric Flair just showed on the Triller PPV Paul vs Logan being a hypeman/overseeing a Russian slap fight

https://twitter.com/SeanRossSapp/status/1383611719537229829?s=20

Digital Jedi fucked around with this message at 03:51 on Apr 18, 2021

Digital Jedi
May 28, 2007

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Dave knows
https://twitter.com/davemeltzerWON/status/1383611627665199107?s=20
https://twitter.com/davemeltzerWON/status/1383612617516752901?s=20

Digital Jedi
May 28, 2007

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Was this the last time Vince took any move in ring?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VvjjGtSDDo4

Digital Jedi
May 28, 2007

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Raskolnikov38 posted:

I want to say when KO concussed him with that head bump


That was earlier in September 12, 2017, 25th RAW was in January 22, 2018 (Which I thought was like 2 years ago not 3).

Oh and that was a story line for KO vs Shane in Hell in A Cell cause of course it was

Digital Jedi
May 28, 2007

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BGrifter posted:

Who’s the funniest person Disney/Amazon/whatever could hire to run a newly acquired WWE?

Twitch Chat

Digital Jedi
May 28, 2007

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Retribution getting new members even as they are disbanded

Digital Jedi
May 28, 2007

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flatluigi posted:

i'm sure they'll do an extensive and satisfying build in the two weeks until that ppv

Really figured it be like 2 episodes but it's 4 episodes. They have 4 episodes for the build.

Digital Jedi
May 28, 2007

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Aleister Black has made an appearance for the first time in months

https://streamable.com/f7yyjw

Digital Jedi
May 28, 2007

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graph was correct in saying they look like Koresh glasses

Digital Jedi
May 28, 2007

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sportsgenius86 posted:

He’s going to lead a cult of guys stuck in catering called the Brunch Davidians

:golfclap:


Haha:lol:

Digital Jedi
May 28, 2007

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Enjoy some reddit clips of RAW!

Chris James 2 posted:

Alexa Bliss thinks it's time Lily plays with the rest of the roster
https://streamable.com/psft8a

Chris James 2 posted:

Rhea Ripley, Shayna Baszler and Nia Jax defeat Lana, Naomi and Asuka, despite attempted distraction from Mandy Rose and Dana Brooke briefly causing Nia to trip again
https://streamable.com/w83hgo

Chris James 2 posted:

Sonya Deville brings back Charlotte Flair not even a full week after her offscreen post-Raw indefinite suspension, and allows her to apologize to the ref, and to accept an apology from the ref
https://streamable.com/k8vna9

yea ok posted:

would like some examples of bad virk commentary. if he's adamle tier that's beautiful
https://twitter.com/SkullsMedia/status/1386876323772067841?s=20
It's not even that. He calls practically nothing by name, just 'big move' or 'what a move'. Him screaming in excitement he sounds like a grade schooler.

Digital Jedi
May 28, 2007

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Well Nia asked them to get water
https://streamable.com/gciyms

Digital Jedi
May 28, 2007

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Chris James 2 posted:

Mercedes Martinez defeats Dakota Kai by DQ after Raquel Gonzalez attacks Mercedes
https://streamable.com/miu81h

Chris James 2 posted:

Bronson Reed defeats Austin Theory after Dexter Lumis distracts Theory and Indi Hartwell
https://streamable.com/kxvrg6

Chris James 2 posted:

Zayda Ramier defeats Toni Storm after Zoey Stark distracts Toni
https://streamable.com/0ip200

Grimes is good
https://streamable.com/g9skzx

Digital Jedi
May 28, 2007

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don't forget that his open challenge both RAWs were not for the title. And he still hasn't had a match with Humberto. Sheamus attacked him for coming out last week and this week Humerto attacked him in the ring.

Digital Jedi
May 28, 2007

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Chris James 2 posted:

Seth Rollins picks Bryan to win but wants Cesaro, with the winner getting the next shot
https://streamable.com/dresuv

Chris James 2 posted:

Bianca Belair and Street Profits interrupted by Bayley, Robert Roode and Dolph Ziggler. They brawl
Bianca and Street Profits defeat Bayley, Roode and Dolph
https://streamable.com/zuky68111111111

Chris James 2 posted:

Big E defeats Apollo Crews by DQ after Commander Azeez interferes. Postmatch Kevin Owens tries to save Big E, but Azeez fights both of them off; Sami Zayn helps take out Owens, then looks longingly at the IC title. Azeez lets Zayn raise his and Apollo's hands, then takes out Zayn too
https://streamable.com/i5gk3e

Chris James 2 posted:

Roman Reigns (with new music) retains the Universal title over Daniel Bryan. Postmatch Cesaro tries to save Bryan from being conchairto'd on his way out of SD (and possibly the company), but Jey Uso ties him up in the ropes and makes him watch Bryan get conchairto'd
https://streamable.com/p2gjbo
https://streamable.com/5hvxgr

Sugar Blaster posted:

lol @ tamina's "superfly splash"
https://twitter.com/WWEonFOX/status/1388291062171639815?s=20


Aleister Black
https://streamable.com/ywp6y4

Next week is a throwback edition of Smackdown! Fist time!
https://twitter.com/WWEonFOX/status/1388285514642513920

Digital Jedi fucked around with this message at 03:17 on May 1, 2021

Digital Jedi
May 28, 2007

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Golden Bee posted:

Good to see the tag team champions lose clean, definitely makes me want to see a pay-per-view match where they lose clean

Technically his win over Bryan at the Elimination Chamber was clean?

Digital Jedi
May 28, 2007

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ASenileAnimal posted:

they have to commit to the new alexa gimmick because they bought dozens of 55 gallon drums of black goop and they cant return them

Time to reignite Shane vs Braun but with black goop instead of green!

Digital Jedi
May 28, 2007

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reignofevil posted:

You can't be serious.
Eva's promo
https://streamable.com/u8dyoo

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Digital Jedi
May 28, 2007

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2nd week of tomato throwing
https://streamable.com/u2xufw

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