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Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
Been thinking about Ripley’s entrance last night and how it is easily one of the top three worst live music entrances i’ve ever seen in wrestling.

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Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
Michael Cole literally botched the call of the main event pinfall.

Demote him to calling minor league basketball games.

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

Pope Corky the IX posted:

Bob Frankendorfer released from NXT.

He will almost certainly be picked up by Dramko Zilporper LLC at the crack of dawn on Monday.

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

Shayna Baszler posted:

Clave Hample is real. i got into a drum fight with him during my study abroad in africa.

Clave Hample is certainly no Reeb Tellsmurgh III.

Best somersaults I ever did see.

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
#FreeSolomonChainlinks

#SolomonChainlinksAllElite

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

Golden Bee posted:

Yet they’re keeping Gorp Adderall & Dilbert Sangdiev??

Those guys AND Velcro Battersbox are safe, but Mojo Rawley just got cut.

https://twitter.com/WWE/status/1382829842878586888

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

Sigma posted:

I guess Gronk ain’t coming back

Alternatively, Gronk wins the Rumble in January 2022 and beats Roman at Mania with a sleeperhold.

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
Mojo is now free to sign with...

*shakes Magic 8 Ball*

...”Cannot Predict Now”? What the hell?

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
Mojo Rawley, future Ironman Heavymetalweight Champion.

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
Now is the time to push NXT’s very own Steampunk Charcuterie to the stratosphere.

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
WWE Wednesday Whoopass

In which Stone Cold goes around stunning celebrities and flipping them the bird and telling them to don’t never trust nobody.

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
I have never heard a peep regarding potential Stone Cold racism. What's the story behind that?

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
https://twitter.com/WWEAsuka/status/1384682416816590858

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
CM Punk was right about Johnny Ace the whole time. Those weren’t kayfabe promos, they were shoot promos!

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
WHAT’S MERC FARRANO DOING IN THE IMPACT ZONE?!?

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

collocation posted:

The A&E Piper doc was gutting at points, but goddamn amazing. I don't know how many of these they are going to do, but if the average one is even close to as good as this one, it's going to be my favorite wrestling related show of the week for however long they do it.

There’s six more of them.

Randy Savage
HBK
Booker T
Bret Hart
Ultimate Warrior
Mick Foley

Edit: Last week was Austin.

Gonz fucked around with this message at 07:54 on Apr 26, 2021

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
There’s also been two episodes of this so far, and is also on Sundays on A&E:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bWKfKRkE6RY

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
They should do a new storyline with Orton where he starts hallucinating Ed Harris, Paul Bettany and a little girl and becomes a math genius.

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

LividLiquid posted:

I don't know what thread to put this in, but Twitter informed me that Bin Laden was killed ten years ago today, which Cena announced on TV at the end of a PPV.

But Rock also tweeted about it before literally anybody had reported it, proving he must know somebody high up in government.

Well, another alert I got from Google is that today is Dwayne Johnson's birthday.

So whoever let that state secret slip likely did it as a birthday present.

What if Bob O’Neill didn’t kill Bin Laden?

What if the Rock actually killed him?!?!

:tinfoil:

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

Grendels Dad posted:

What if Osama let the Rock kill him, as a birthday present?

Oh SHI-

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

Vince loves crackers and snacks

Crackers and snacks

Crackers and snacks

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

CopywrightMMXI posted:

Carrion Cross Meat Shoes

If they don't do this, it will be a tremendous loss for the beef jerky novelty basketball shoe industry at large.

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
Seth Rollins showing up dressed as Salvador Dali if Salvador Dali sold used cars in Texas was certainly a thing.

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
I saw a list of great college baseball names earlier today and I am convinced that Triple H is going to crib every one of these names for future talent.

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oymWAeqv_-c

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
Bad Bunny hit a wonderful Canadian Destroyer on the Miz and that is enough for me.

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
I’m a little bummed we aren’t going to get to see Black’s take on Calypso from the Twisted Metal series.

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
Tommy….End

Kenny….Omega?

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
Everybody is gonna show up at the Performance Center next Monday and it’s going to be shuttered entirely, with all the stuff loaded up into Mayflower moving trucks and sent to Indianapolis for cold storage.

There will be a letter posted on the front door retroactively firing everyone employed there.

Vince will then eat 5 steak and ketchup wraps.

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
This thread needs more Dynamite Cop discussion.

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
I did it.

I found the new Raw theme.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yPjjnfGKrPc

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
Slapjack is going to win the Rumble next year by dropkicking Rick Steiner over the top rope.

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
What if KUSHIDA bumps into KUSHIDA and they dissolve into slime like Ron Silver in Timecop?

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
If I were a WWE performer and Vince or someone Vince Adjacent told me they were impressed with my performance, i’d probably develop immediate cold sweats and worry about being saddled with a new conjunctivitis gimmick and a name like….


*spins the lovely wrestler name wheel*


…….”Delmonico P. Ribbons”?

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

Lamuella posted:

"Love your ring work and we have a great character for you. Your name is Misty Wets, and you're a wrestler with poor bladder control. During your matches commentary will speculate on whether you'll pee yourself during the match. Here's your grey sweatpants, great work, kid!"

“Hey, that was a great promo you cut out there during the PPV preshow! But next week, we’re gonna team you up with Colonel Polybius. DON’T LOOK AT HIS EYES!

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
It’s going to shock the world when Roman loses his title to “Super Strong” Pelvis Broderbund in an inferno ladder match at Survivor Series.

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

Cael posted:

Two random execs arguing in the hallway at WWE headquarters:

"I'm telling you, the BEST early 90s TV drama was Renegade!"
"And I told YOU, it's Highlander!"
"RENEGADE"
"HIGHLANDER"
"RENEGADE"
"HIGHLANDER"

*Vince wanders into earshot and a smile creeps onto his face*

Vince, true to form, JUST found out about Renegade and Highlander a few weeks before.

Also Pepsi Points and Chumbawumba.

Vince will also insist that a wrestler start wearing slap bracelets.

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
Gift baskets full of STEAK AND KETCHUP WRAPS.

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
Goldberg is going to lose.

To Flash Funk.

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Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
I want the Rock to come back and drop out of the ceiling tiles backstage in a full sneaking suit like Sam Fisher.

He then sabotages various elements of the show with EMP darts and nightvision goggles.

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