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Golden Bee
Dec 24, 2009

I came here to chew bubblegum and quote 'They Live', and I'm... at an impasse.
Wrestlemania main event ends in interference, that’s awesome and good

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Golden Bee
Dec 24, 2009

I came here to chew bubblegum and quote 'They Live', and I'm... at an impasse.

History Comes Inside! posted:

In a vacuum, if you completely eliminate Alexa Bliss and everything related to her from this and also the terrible CG walking thing before she came out, spooky clown wrestler slowly rising out of a hosed up jack in the box is a killer “big stage” one off special entrance.

It makes sense that they would gently caress it up with all that other awful poo poo though.

You know it’s cheap because the theme song loops four times… And only has one verse. How hard is it to make a couplet about being friends

Golden Bee
Dec 24, 2009

I came here to chew bubblegum and quote 'They Live', and I'm... at an impasse.
If Babatunde replaces the military officers, at least it will lower the racism quotient of Apollo by 20%

Golden Bee
Dec 24, 2009

I came here to chew bubblegum and quote 'They Live', and I'm... at an impasse.
He only seem to be on for two seconds and the ref didn’t count, I feel like this is flaw #536.

Golden Bee
Dec 24, 2009

I came here to chew bubblegum and quote 'They Live', and I'm... at an impasse.
Alexa's new doll, Lily

Golden Bee
Dec 24, 2009

I came here to chew bubblegum and quote 'They Live', and I'm... at an impasse.
Hell in a cell is the ultimate superstructure.

Golden Bee
Dec 24, 2009

I came here to chew bubblegum and quote 'They Live', and I'm... at an impasse.
He should give them to Stephanie. Canonically, she lost her flower a looooong time ago

Golden Bee
Dec 24, 2009

I came here to chew bubblegum and quote 'They Live', and I'm... at an impasse.
80% of the men’s locker room could make the speech from Raging Bull

Golden Bee
Dec 24, 2009

I came here to chew bubblegum and quote 'They Live', and I'm... at an impasse.

BrigadierSensible posted:

Do you think that Franky Monet, (John Morrisson's real life wife) will interact with him on TV as a real life couple the way that Maryse Mizanin, (Miz's real life wife) interacts with him on TV as a real life couple?

Or will they keep her on NXT as a way to needlessly, pointlessly, and pettily keep apart a real life couple for WWE reasons?

They’re both in Florida for the length of the pandemic, so they’re going to get to spend a good deal of her contract together!

Golden Bee
Dec 24, 2009

I came here to chew bubblegum and quote 'They Live', and I'm... at an impasse.

Lamuella posted:

Time works the same WWE
Johnny five Ace

Golden Bee
Dec 24, 2009

I came here to chew bubblegum and quote 'They Live', and I'm... at an impasse.

ASenileAnimal posted:

maybe they should have fired the lovely writers instead

They do this so often it’s not worth announcing

Golden Bee
Dec 24, 2009

I came here to chew bubblegum and quote 'They Live', and I'm... at an impasse.
Yet they’re keeping Gorp Adderall & Dilbert Sangdiev??

Golden Bee
Dec 24, 2009

I came here to chew bubblegum and quote 'They Live', and I'm... at an impasse.

CobiWann posted:

This way the only school he's within 100 feet of is the Performance Center.

Golden Bee
Dec 24, 2009

I came here to chew bubblegum and quote 'They Live', and I'm... at an impasse.
Coward Vince won’t fire these people face-to-face, exposing himself to heroic germs that could change his company culture

Golden Bee
Dec 24, 2009

I came here to chew bubblegum and quote 'They Live', and I'm... at an impasse.
After a few years of AEW with its intense rankings, having someone who’s been on a losing streak challenge the champ backstage is really lame.

Golden Bee
Dec 24, 2009

I came here to chew bubblegum and quote 'They Live', and I'm... at an impasse.
Scott Steiner dot MP3

Golden Bee
Dec 24, 2009

I came here to chew bubblegum and quote 'They Live', and I'm... at an impasse.
The only movie we should be talking about is 12 rounds 2: 24 rounds

Golden Bee
Dec 24, 2009

I came here to chew bubblegum and quote 'They Live', and I'm... at an impasse.

collocation posted:

On Talking Smack, Crews said that he was thrown out of the Nigerian Guard for being too rough and not following orders. Not that that changes anything at all.

https://twitter.com/dril/status/496072540482453504

Golden Bee
Dec 24, 2009

I came here to chew bubblegum and quote 'They Live', and I'm... at an impasse.
It’s a shame we never got the promo about how Apollo turned heel because he went barefoot to the sandal store, but it was closed

Golden Bee
Dec 24, 2009

I came here to chew bubblegum and quote 'They Live', and I'm... at an impasse.

Gavok posted:

Pumped to eventually see the Fiend vs. a purple Atari sprite.

Golden broken squirreltrap Alexa

Golden Bee
Dec 24, 2009

I came here to chew bubblegum and quote 'They Live', and I'm... at an impasse.
Yeah but the public didn’t know about Harvey

Golden Bee
Dec 24, 2009

I came here to chew bubblegum and quote 'They Live', and I'm... at an impasse.
The me too movement didn’t kick off until a couple of years ago. Many people in the industry knew that Weinstein was a lech and a creep, but the average American had no clue.

Whereas WWE is -currently- doing pedo bait Alexa Bliss stuff. Disney already lost tons of money last year on cruise.

Golden Bee
Dec 24, 2009

I came here to chew bubblegum and quote 'They Live', and I'm... at an impasse.
Alison Brie

Golden Bee
Dec 24, 2009

I came here to chew bubblegum and quote 'They Live', and I'm... at an impasse.

Here is something you can’t understand: how I can just kill a man

Golden Bee
Dec 24, 2009

I came here to chew bubblegum and quote 'They Live', and I'm... at an impasse.
Digitally replace Murphy in NXT with the doll

Golden Bee
Dec 24, 2009

I came here to chew bubblegum and quote 'They Live', and I'm... at an impasse.
Vince HATES Seven

Golden Bee
Dec 24, 2009

I came here to chew bubblegum and quote 'They Live', and I'm... at an impasse.
He wrote for the magazine as Vic Venom II.

Golden Bee
Dec 24, 2009

I came here to chew bubblegum and quote 'They Live', and I'm... at an impasse.
So Alastair was reading a book, but acting like the story was his life. What


He also has those 70s birth control glasses, names because they prevent the person wearing them from ever loving. Which is odd, he spent his entire time on the main roster getting screwed.

Golden Bee
Dec 24, 2009

I came here to chew bubblegum and quote 'They Live', and I'm... at an impasse.
I like how I’m a piece of poo poo for watching the company? I’m gonna watch the company where I’m not

Golden Bee
Dec 24, 2009

I came here to chew bubblegum and quote 'They Live', and I'm... at an impasse.
Cole Younk?

Golden Bee
Dec 24, 2009

I came here to chew bubblegum and quote 'They Live', and I'm... at an impasse.
That’s hilarious. Does Keith Lee have a good voice?

Golden Bee
Dec 24, 2009

I came here to chew bubblegum and quote 'They Live', and I'm... at an impasse.
https://overcast.fm/+Lti8kaT_s/14:26 The roast of the fiend just dropped and it’s a doozy.

Golden Bee
Dec 24, 2009

I came here to chew bubblegum and quote 'They Live', and I'm... at an impasse.

SonicRulez posted:

I ought to roast you for posting that and destroying roughly 60 seconds of my life.

Go for it

Golden Bee
Dec 24, 2009

I came here to chew bubblegum and quote 'They Live', and I'm... at an impasse.

STAC Goat posted:

I listened all the way to everyone getting real excited for a "Jew" joke. So that's on me, really.

As a Jew I liked that one the most 🤷🏻.

Golden Bee
Dec 24, 2009

I came here to chew bubblegum and quote 'They Live', and I'm... at an impasse.
Raw is your home for blondes!

Golden Bee
Dec 24, 2009

I came here to chew bubblegum and quote 'They Live', and I'm... at an impasse.
NXT purgatory was a very special wrestling show. The gimmick was they had people from previous seasons who I wanted to get off it, but were contractually obligated to appear, right?

Golden Bee
Dec 24, 2009

I came here to chew bubblegum and quote 'They Live', and I'm... at an impasse.
Virk is so bad at commentary he’s trending on Twitter, congratulations new guy.

Golden Bee
Dec 24, 2009

I came here to chew bubblegum and quote 'They Live', and I'm... at an impasse.
TNA never followed up on this

Golden Bee
Dec 24, 2009

I came here to chew bubblegum and quote 'They Live', and I'm... at an impasse.
If you can calibrate your moral core but how much you want bad people to suffer, there’s a lot to like on WWE raw.

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Golden Bee
Dec 24, 2009

I came here to chew bubblegum and quote 'They Live', and I'm... at an impasse.
Someone is hiring them because they write well, and someone is making them rewrite things two minutes before showtime. Billion dollar company doing desperate telephone improv

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