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That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

i came up with a wrestler called the Stinky Binky Baby. Big fat guy dressed as a baby with a bonnet and diaper, Big Show style you know the deal, but his finishing move is the Stinky Binky, where he shoves his pinky into his rear end with a big flourish to the audience(who, without fail, react with a mix of disgust and awe) and then mandible claws his opponent. This is old news, I've had this guy on the books for years. What's new is I've devised an antagonist, the Stinky Binky Bandit, who STEALS the Stinky Binky from the Stinky Binky Baby and uses it to win matches. I guess I haven't figured out the whole of the Stinky Binky Baby arc through this part - a losing streak, sure, but do we have him revert to a simple man, a generic wrestler in black trunks? But in either case, it's all build to one final showdown on the biggest stage of them all. All this to say, if WWE got its grubby little hands on my IP, they'd surely ruin the characters!

edit: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zRlL-kB3Vao

That DICK! fucked around with this message at 17:41 on Apr 17, 2021

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That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

wwe watchers are pigs!

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010


That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

Cavauro posted:

does anyone think about shelton benjamin's first solo theme from around when he beat triple h by luck and they thought that was giving him a massive push. well i think about it a lot. it has everything

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QSOado_RdSo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JbXVNKtmWnc&t=274s

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

alexa bliss confidently kicking vince mcmahon's office door in: imagine if chucky sucked rear end!

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

dean amanda, perfect example

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

Lockdowns lifting and maybe you’re feeling a bit glum about how you could’ve better used the time for honing crafts, realizing passions, facing hard truths. To you I say, consider Ricochet

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

Drakkel posted:

Imagine if you were a writer on Star Trek and you spent a whole week writing a script for the next episode and then Gene Roddenberry storms into the room, rips up the script, then re-writes the whole thing himself 5 minutes before taping.

uhhh if you know anything at all about star trek!!! you'd know this was precisely the case in season one of star trek: the next generation! an increasingly isolated and aged gene roddenberry would cause ruckus after ruckus in the writers room, upending whatever they came up with and replacing it with the tropes of his heyday, which may have been edgy and evocative in their time but were now sexist racist boring and bad. it was only with his departure did things improve! maybe this was your point!!! maybe you were being sarcastic but im too fired up to back down now! stop watching this freaking WWE show and maybe watch some DANG star trek.

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

if cbs gave me the book on discovery or Picard I would almost exclusively reference storylines from Star Trek the Animated Series. Spock Two, the giant clone of Spock, would be the main character and Satan would be his first officer

oh, sorry, wrestling: tihs company is deeply immoral and if you consume even a drop of its product you are complicit in their many crimes

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

MJeff posted:

Dean and Roman doing their "loser buys the beers?" friends shtick made no sense. It's still a fatal four way. Just toss Seth in the ring and pin him to get the belt away from the Authority and then do your tee hee we're such good friends shtick later, dorks.

they are warriors through and through, this kind of victory would be empty, dishonorable. you might as well ask why kahless the unforgettable and and genghis khan didn't team up with captain james t kirk and abraham lincoln to defeat yarnek in the star trek: the original series episode "the savage curtain" season 3 episode 22.

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

Pope Corky the IX posted:

Is Frakes the guy that doesn't know how to sit in chairs?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MCT80HJWQ2A

he hurt his back during his previous career as a furniture mover.

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

lets try to keep things on topic please? on the murder pedophile company that we all watch. can you believe their latest blunder?

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

Ad by Khad posted:

i think darkstar is the only person in this thread that watches still

and suffers tremendously for it

ohhh i think you're all secretly watching it behind my back... secretly watching it in your little chatroom.... posting emotes about the latest braun strowman news! im the only one actually not watching it, and you all know it!

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

RGL said that???

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

https://youtu.be/96BduIRmfWg

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

kenice mobley? apparently not

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

Eat My Fuc posted:

the meme itself is just typical Individuality bullshit, also can we just not get deeply upset by every minor social infraction everyone does ever it’s tiring and helps nothing.

on the punchsport pagoda there are some posters whose lifes seem dependent on wwe, and they take a pro-company stance and the forum walks on egg shells around it. and there are trolls, master trolls; but then, once a posting generation, there comes a man, where you cant tell the difference

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

Shinjobi posted:

My life was once dependent on Kofi Kingston's success and then a man with a sword aimed at his penis took my life away from me.

i have no sympathy for people who are anti sword spray.

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

idk when did fooches stop posting in here

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

xavier woods new gimmick is the yes honey meme guy.

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

she came up with the costume herself, it is a tribute to her heritage

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

Drink My Farte

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

coming out with a big cum truck is just genius.

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

Eat My Fuc posted:

Bayley's gimmick never would of worked except with Millenial Men because it was their nostalgia that's why she succeeded in NXT and failed on the main roster. Kids these days absolutely hate poo poo like that it's "cringe". Kylie Ray was the same gimmick essentially, the one weird Bayley super fan stunt child isn't a good example for Bayley being over with children. I think she was over with everyone because Sasha was a great heel and she won really competitive good matches as an underdog for months and the fans also thought she wasn't as cunning as Sasha so her win when it happened was a genuine surprise on some level that coincided with Bayley being more serious.

[i storm out to the ring to confront eat my fuc... but then i grab a mic and high five!] the audience that is reading this is stupid, and that is why the gimmick most of this [stupid reading] audience thinks is good is bad. the person who everyone thinks is bad right now is good. the person who everyone thinks is bad right now is smart! and that is why the person you stupid people all think is good is bad, brother!

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

Best of luck to her. But personally, I can't stop thinking about what's in store for WWE's Money in the Bank.

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

andy giuliani gimmick

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

he looks like cavauro. like a handsome, fit cavauro.

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wuB8EY2EnkU


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=if27InJBtEI&t=5s

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bTi0A3BF0i4



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qqE7ZxH7BJE&t=1s

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_NwBaQTQOeM

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

https://youtu.be/poAwJpmIuy0 you

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

idk

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

what you were like, there. or you were there in south carolina.

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

yeah the guy seemed to be coming from a good place. he just loved those drat wrestlers. thanks for sharing. my wrestling story is i met gillberg one time.

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

EMF is Elrond, I’m Gandalf, but Boromir and Aragorn as well(and with the Ring, which I can control) You guys are whoever. You guys are let’s see huh (flips through notes) Otis and uh (flips through more notes) fatter Otis

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

Cael posted:

Darius Rucker

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

Penguin Patrol posted:

His name is either Darius Martin or Darius Rucker, and I really should know that. He's like this giant black guy, and he and the people who are part of his crew, I know that they call — or at least as of last year, they called themselves The Hoot Business. The Hoot Business. They sing songs, and they're like, 'We're cool.'

- President Donald J. Trump

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That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_premature_professional_wrestling_deaths

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