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FullMetalJackoff
Feb 15, 2004

Waluigi want his fucking Amiibo
Then
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Forever

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FullMetalJackoff
Feb 15, 2004

Waluigi want his fucking Amiibo
Karrion Kross will debut on the main roster as Carrion Cross the angry meat man.

FullMetalJackoff
Feb 15, 2004

Waluigi want his fucking Amiibo
Don't know if this is the right thread to request this, but wondering if any of you can point me to a specific Kevin Dunn camera moment from.. 2020, I think? It was either just before or very early into the pandemic, Wrestlemania season maybe, with an absolutely ridiculous repeating zoom in/out shot of someone doing a pose (I want to say.. AJ Styles? Maybe Seth?) and was meme'd on for the following week, before it fell to the wayside for the next round of Dunn-isms. I even mocked the shot in a SF2 shitpost for Botchamania, but completely blanked my mind from the original source.

FullMetalJackoff
Feb 15, 2004

Waluigi want his fucking Amiibo

Davros1 posted:

Moment Vince and Kevin Dunn see Piper, it's gong to be Bertha Faye 2.0

Piper has the tools to take on Rhonda Sing's old Monster Ripper gimmick, so of loving course they'll give her the Bertha Faye treatment.

Raskolnikov38 posted:

i mean i guess it was devastating

He should've denied it was a Jackhammer, claim he was old enough to start using the 53 Sai.

FullMetalJackoff fucked around with this message at 02:10 on Jun 8, 2021

FullMetalJackoff
Feb 15, 2004

Waluigi want his fucking Amiibo
I stumbled into this weeks NXT and while I was into Moon/Kai, this five guys of canned lines segment is laaaaame as gently caress. Kross is the drizzling shits.

FullMetalJackoff
Feb 15, 2004

Waluigi want his fucking Amiibo

bartok posted:

Is now a good time to remind people that Austin Theory was accused of grooming a 13 year old fan?


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=34aiQvNxDpA

FullMetalJackoff
Feb 15, 2004

Waluigi want his fucking Amiibo
It's going to be something to behold, when Vince sells his controlling stock on his deathbed, unbeknownst to HHH.

FullMetalJackoff
Feb 15, 2004

Waluigi want his fucking Amiibo
edit: nvm I borked this post

FullMetalJackoff
Feb 15, 2004

Waluigi want his fucking Amiibo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1CeJL-cJehI

FullMetalJackoff
Feb 15, 2004

Waluigi want his fucking Amiibo

STONE COLD 64 posted:

when did the nxt logo add a bird that looked like it died on the hood of a car

FullMetalJackoff
Feb 15, 2004

Waluigi want his fucking Amiibo

DMorbid posted:

Oh boy, it's Ruthless Aggression 2.0. Soon, we're back to WWE fans talking about how nobody actually cares about good matches or that workrate bullshit you IWC smarks always go on about. Can't wait!

Nah. Alarm bells started going off for me when they changed the RAW theme to that Union Underground poo poo.

DMorbid posted:

Oh yeah, hmm, I guess Ruthless Aggression 2.0 might have been a bit inaccurate then. What did they call the period in the mid to late 00s when most of those people were gone from the company? (Aside from various synonyms of "terrible", that is?)

Toothless Aggression

FullMetalJackoff fucked around with this message at 12:46 on Aug 8, 2021

FullMetalJackoff
Feb 15, 2004

Waluigi want his fucking Amiibo

Imagine Bret in place of NXT. He would ignore all directives and use his own methods/insight, trashing HHH to his face and in front of the talent.

FullMetalJackoff
Feb 15, 2004

Waluigi want his fucking Amiibo
"In my wrestling dreams, my knees broke down;

Silent ACL.

You promised I'd main event Takeover, someday. But I never did.

Well, I'm alone out there, now. In our 'special place'...

Waiting for you (to grant my release)."

FullMetalJackoff fucked around with this message at 12:45 on Aug 10, 2021

FullMetalJackoff
Feb 15, 2004

Waluigi want his fucking Amiibo

Quantum of Phallus posted:

the three stages of hell



So is Raquel the only woman on the NXT banner because the others have been booked into irrelevancy? Or have they all been released?

FullMetalJackoff
Feb 15, 2004

Waluigi want his fucking Amiibo

Rarity posted:

Scarlett's on the banner too

That'll teach me for having tunnel vision and focusing on the right hand side of each one.

FullMetalJackoff
Feb 15, 2004

Waluigi want his fucking Amiibo

bloodysabbath posted:

The real WWE tv show we need is something in the vein of When the Whistle Blows, the sitcom that Ricky Gervais’ character in Extras sells to BBC.

HHH: I SAY WOT ARE WE DOIN JUST LAZIN ABOUT? WE GOT A SHOW TO WRITE, DUNN WE?

HBK: NAW, HAITCH. DUNN’S ALREADY BEEN DOWN TAH WROIT THE SHOW.

(Laugh track, HHH looks befuddled)

HBK: DUNN SEZ WORD FROM NICK IS THEY GONNA CALL UP KROSS, HAVE IM LOSE A BUNCH UNTIL HIS BIRD SHOWS UP TA SAVE HIM, REBUILD HIS OL CONFIDENCE.

(HHH Scowls as if he just drank sour milk)

HHH: IS HE HAVIN A LAFF? ARE YOU HAVIN A LAFF??

(Laugh track and applause before commercial).


When The wHHHistle Blows

FullMetalJackoff
Feb 15, 2004

Waluigi want his fucking Amiibo

Seams posted:

It’s kinda generic and boring imo

Perfect for the WWE product

FullMetalJackoff
Feb 15, 2004

Waluigi want his fucking Amiibo
Big E is cool and deserves this milestone.

*check notes*

I've just been informed that 'milestone' has been added to the list of banned words in WWE.

FullMetalJackoff
Feb 15, 2004

Waluigi want his fucking Amiibo

Golden Bee posted:

They’re doing taking my pitch for an Australian hardcore match: no rules, just right

Cole: "THE DILLIGAF! THE DILLIGAF! HE CALLS THAT THE DILLI.."

Australian viewers: *turns off TV, cancels Foxtel*

FullMetalJackoff
Feb 15, 2004

Waluigi want his fucking Amiibo

Sydney Bottocks posted:

Can't wait for what is apparently Outback Jack 2.0 to go up against an Eastern European wrestler who is given a Soviet Union gimmick, complete with "State Anthem of the Soviet Union" as their entrance music and wearing a ushanka with a red star on it

Vince and Bruce desperate for ideas, they're stealing my Fire Pro Wrestling World CAW uploads off Steam.

Tune into NXT 2.0 next week, for the debut of Antonio "Now That's Italian!" Pastore.

FullMetalJackoff
Feb 15, 2004

Waluigi want his fucking Amiibo
If Thorne wants to recycle an Australian gimmick, he should be looking at Al Costello tapes and calling the audience windjammers.

Edit: Also no boomerang clotheslines or reverse / inverted anythings. Thorne's finish will be glassing someone in the back of the head, specifically someone not even in the match.

FullMetalJackoff fucked around with this message at 04:41 on Sep 26, 2021

FullMetalJackoff
Feb 15, 2004

Waluigi want his fucking Amiibo

Mulaney Power Move posted:

doing the stone cold beer drinking thing except it's fosters, being racist toward all the japanese wrestlers, eating vegemite sandwiches backstage, being confused by a bidet, the gimmick writes itself

How dare you. Nobody down here drinks Fosters!

FullMetalJackoff
Feb 15, 2004

Waluigi want his fucking Amiibo
"I'm not gonna let Triple H kill, what he created. Because.. I'm going.. to KILL.. what he created! I'm gonna kill it! I'm gonna kill HIS creation! I'm going to INJECT the 'N X T' with a LETHAL dose of poison! If anyone's gonna kill PAUL'S creation, I'M going to do it. Me.. and Kevin Dunn!"

FullMetalJackoff
Feb 15, 2004

Waluigi want his fucking Amiibo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C0mG8OF8VoI

FullMetalJackoff
Feb 15, 2004

Waluigi want his fucking Amiibo
The 15th black painting - 'Promoter Eats His Son-In-Law'

FullMetalJackoff
Feb 15, 2004

Waluigi want his fucking Amiibo

Lid posted:

then again we here, our very own WH2k/PSP/Fight Island... we voted Miz best champion of 2011 as well. Woof.

who's 'we' because I sure as hell didn't, lmao

FullMetalJackoff
Feb 15, 2004

Waluigi want his fucking Amiibo

Prokhor Zakharov posted:

tbf thats a devastating jackhammer

Excalibur would've saved the spot by calling it the 53 Sai.

FullMetalJackoff
Feb 15, 2004

Waluigi want his fucking Amiibo
So how much are the licensing rights to Motley Crue nowadays?

FullMetalJackoff
Feb 15, 2004

Waluigi want his fucking Amiibo
Hopefully Roman gets through this unscathed and can come back as 'Nomad Soul' Roman Reigns.

FullMetalJackoff
Feb 15, 2004

Waluigi want his fucking Amiibo

Grem posted:

Jesus even multi-man matches with Brock are just people spamming their finisher.

Who said WWE could never emulate NJPW?

Unfortunately they're emulating 2005 NJPW.

FullMetalJackoff
Feb 15, 2004

Waluigi want his fucking Amiibo

Quantum of Phallus posted:

The future of the industry

FullMetalJackoff
Feb 15, 2004

Waluigi want his fucking Amiibo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PAbMSLeml5g

FullMetalJackoff
Feb 15, 2004

Waluigi want his fucking Amiibo
Shout out to Toni Storm and Scotty 2 Hotty for jumping off before being pushed out.

FullMetalJackoff
Feb 15, 2004

Waluigi want his fucking Amiibo

forkboy84 posted:

Not sure it'd fit.

🎶Fash guy in a little coat..🎶

FullMetalJackoff
Feb 15, 2004

Waluigi want his fucking Amiibo

FullMetalJackoff
Feb 15, 2004

Waluigi want his fucking Amiibo
Historical ender of racism, Cody Rhodes will debut on the 28th of Black History Month

FullMetalJackoff
Feb 15, 2004

Waluigi want his fucking Amiibo

FullMetalJackoff
Feb 15, 2004

Waluigi want his fucking Amiibo

DarkstarIV posted:

Congrats to Rhea Ripley for joining Edge's big dumb spooky stable.

House Of Wack

FullMetalJackoff
Feb 15, 2004

Waluigi want his fucking Amiibo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BtpmnOoDmLE

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FullMetalJackoff
Feb 15, 2004

Waluigi want his fucking Amiibo
Just making a few wwe universe style retcons of my own

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DSk4W5jKwJc

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