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Spuckuk posted:This is the dumbest loving thing I've ever seen, and I watch Mecha Mummy matches on DDT In a vacuum, if you completely eliminate Alexa Bliss and everything related to her from this and also the terrible CG walking thing before she came out, spooky clown wrestler slowly rising out of a hosed up jack in the box is a killer “big stage” one off special entrance. It makes sense that they would gently caress it up with all that other awful poo poo though.
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The lazy lyrics are the absolute least of the problems with the entire Alexa Bliss part of that segment. You could write her the greatest theme song in all of wrestling and it wouldn’t save whatever that is supposed to be. People keep saying Harley Quinn but it’s like they’ve only ever had Harley Quinn explained to them by way of a bunch of paedophiles playing the telephone game or something.
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Minidust posted:"Wrestlemania Backlash" 3 hour livestream of the international network account cancellations inbox filling up with PIP of Vince laughing at an NBC executive sitting under a peacock logo.
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Pope Corky the IX posted:Please tell me someone has a link to this video. I’ve never seen it and I think it was cut out of everything after the live broadcast. The only video copy I’ve ever seen other than seeing it live is recorded off someone’s tv with the worst quality sound possible and doesn’t do the incredibly lovely performance justice. https://youtu.be/8IK4tnkN-LM This is a clean audio only version and you can just picture what they’re doing as you listen in horror, it’s very easy.
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I just googled Chris Warren to see if he ever turned his life around from being a bad Zack de la Rocha impersonator and it turns out he died a few years ago 
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Apr 12, 2021 21:25
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Quantum of Phallus posted:He was dead the moment he appeared on Raw. His shite music and the loving singlet. Dead It’s nice that this can be any NXT talent until you get to the singlet.
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Apr 12, 2021 21:50
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I’d be willing to bet the fiend moves merch like absolutely nobody’s business because of spooky kids and ICP fans, so maybe that’s why.
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Rarity posted:KUSHIDA looks dead inside Probably because of the ugly shirt.
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Apr 14, 2021 18:29
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We have x at home meme but it’s wrestlers in catering.
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Apr 17, 2021 22:49
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Rarity posted:How much longer can Shane take dumb bumps for until he realises his 50+ year old body can't handle it? If he’s only taking one dumb bump a year the possibilities are endless.
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Apr 18, 2021 20:56
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Cavauro posted:when was the last time vince took hosed up bumps? if it was against hogan then that was at age 58 or something so shane will probably try to beat that to impress dad. anything to get back into the running for the company after failing at other stuff Didn’t he take a bump in a behind the scenes doc last year just to prove to Gronk that he was being a little baby?
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Rarity posted:and then he showed his whole rear end on Twitter and welp, what'cha gonna do? I thought it was his dick
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Apr 21, 2021 22:04
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He’s not that smart, from what I’ve seen of ‘vtuber’ culture nobody watches them unless they’re Dude needs to tailor himself for his market better.
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Apr 28, 2021 22:43
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Rarity posted:I want to be there when someone tries to explain to Vince what vtubers are “Vince, there’s a lot of guys who like Animated women. There’s Animated porn sites.”
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Apr 29, 2021 08:36
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Haha yes put over another part timer surely this time that will work out in the long run
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May 1, 2021 08:56
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Isn’t Mansoor that terrible actual literal 4channer who used to get NXT people to say slurs on his twitch stream as a joke or am I thinking of someone else.
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JUNGLE BOY posted:Well, he tried. It was right before the pandemic started so I'm pretty sure nothing ever happened. His son just recently debuted in NXT UK Regal’s kid showed up as one of the track suited ringside young boys on a bunch of NJPW shows, he was definitely there for a while.
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Batista was in an episode of What We Do In The Shadows so he’s better.
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Didn’t he sign a new contract last year? They don’t need to worry about keeping him happy while he’s locked in, so they can afford to be as petty as they want for all their usual favourite reasons.
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May 11, 2021 13:57
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They don’t care about building their market in Japan just like they don’t care about building their market in the UK. It’s been very obvious for a long time now that regional NXT expansions will exist solely so they can get a stranglehold on upcoming local talent who might otherwise go anywhere else to work and make money for another promotion.
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May 16, 2021 13:21
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jesus WEP posted:Won’t he I can’t find it but I swear there was a shot of a freshly eliminated Bryan with the “Shattered Dreams” text up on the titantron over his shoulder for a perfectly timed Goldust entrance.
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May 20, 2021 19:24
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It’s oo as in poo and I expect that to become a factor
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May 22, 2021 11:05
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Isn’t Matt Morgan currently implicated in some shady poo poo with a literal trafficker
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May 24, 2021 20:39
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He talked about it on a podcast once. If I remember right, he and Jim Neidhart were trying to stand out and the person making their gear suggested hot pink, Vince saw it and loved it and that was that. Edit: answered a question from the wrong thread I guess!
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May 24, 2021 22:29
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Ganso Bomb posted:This guy on the left has some moments where he looks like a not-quite-there clone of John Cena and it's freaking me out. Like someone deepfaked Cena's face onto this guy's head but it's not exact. Is it just me? No I see it too now, that’s exactly what he looks like. Weird. It’s kind of like someone stretched Cena’s face over a smaller skull.
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Jun 1, 2021 21:04
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explosivo posted:So do they just.. get paid for the years remaining on the contract when they get terminated or does a contract just mean literally nothing? The contract is one-sided as gently caress and is the bulk of the reason everyone says WWE is such a lovely company to work for. The default is get paid for their no-compete period, and you can probably figure out that if they had to pay them the full multi-year value of the contract on release anyway they’d just keep them in catering doing nothing so nobody else can use them like they already were.
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Jun 2, 2021 17:37
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NutritiousSnack posted:They usually have to pay up on the contract though. They don't walk away with nothing They walk away with a 3 month runway which is more than a lot of people get when they lose a job but isn’t going to be anything close to what they expected to make.
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CopywrightMMXI posted:I could totally see Braun agreeing to a new contract with a lower downside. They probably would have just renegotiated instead of cutting him completely if they wanted him enough to do this.
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Jun 2, 2021 20:01
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StarkRavingMad posted:The whole match is weird, too. Like, at the start it seems like Leyla wants to work shoot-style with her (which isn't unusual, it's how she starts a lot of her matches) and Shanna either doesn't want to or doesn't know how, so Leyla just kind of does stuff to her. But then there's stuff later in the match that clearly wouldn't work right if they weren't still working together to some degree. I don't think that armbar is a shoot because even getting into it required a reversal off a move where Shanna could have just dumped Leyla on her head if she wanted to. But clearly something wasn't right and they both seemed pissed at the end. Watch the arm bar, it starts out worked and then you can see what looks like Leyla getting annoyed (presumably because Shanna isn’t tapping out as quickly as she ought to be), then she positions her other leg infront of Shanna’s free arm and right after that it looks like she twists the elbow of the arm she’s holding and she taps immediately.
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Train noise sound libraries are expensive
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Jun 2, 2021 20:48
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NJPW have an opening for a flippy moron, so he should land on his feet.
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Jun 2, 2021 22:47
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Because drama is funny
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Jun 4, 2021 01:12
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Chris James 2 posted:Yep In fairness despite being a garbage person Warrior was over like rover so they were always going to want him, and the award was an opportunity to cash in on a dead legend so of course they were going to do it. Nobody is clamouring for the Aleister Black Services To Closet Promo Awareness Award
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Jun 4, 2021 12:31
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I like when he sits down.
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Quantum of Phallus posted:**creeeeak** Strowman’s knees are hosed yes but we’re talking about Tommy End now
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Jun 4, 2021 13:38
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Did 80s James Hetfield get banned in the end
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Coming at it from the most generous angle possible, he’s a black guy who was playing a queer-coded character which is like a pair of giant flashing signs to the kind of fuckheads who like to pile on and gently caress up someone’s life. He probably did do it though.
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It’s still true, why do you think they’re trying so hard to drive them down
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