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the movie that was rated r and intended for teens did not have johnny cage in it. this will not stand i say edit: enjoy my goddamned poll you loving proles ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD fucked around with this message at 05:41 on Apr 24, 2021 |
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Apr 24, 2021 05:38
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Apr 24, 2021 05:39
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No nut punches no dice.
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Apr 24, 2021 05:43
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i'm going to take a page right out of the "appropriate for stepdad" section of the greeting cards at the dollar tree and say I Appreciate You.
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Apr 24, 2021 05:44
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I'm dragging my girlfriend to a movie theater during an ongoing pandemic to view this tomorrow night please don't ruin it for me
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Apr 24, 2021 05:44
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This movie was cool dumb fun, in exactly the way it should be. I liked it a lot.
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Apr 24, 2021 05:45
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great big cardboard tube posted:I'm dragging my girlfriend to a movie theater during an ongoing pandemic to view this tomorrow night please don't ruin it for me don't bother. go see tom and jerry the movie, which is guaranteed to have an equal or greater amount of jc
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Apr 24, 2021 05:46
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a hot gujju bhabhi posted:This movie was cool dumb fun, in exactly the way it should be. I liked it a lot. you know what would be even cooler? Irradiation posted:nut punches
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Apr 24, 2021 05:51
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reptile but with tits Vote for it!
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Apr 24, 2021 06:05
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If he wasn’t so easy to beat with raidens ll rr combo maybe he could hang. 
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Apr 24, 2021 06:08
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I keep hearing Kano with the voice of Cano from Disco Elysium. I'm loving K(C)ano!)
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Apr 24, 2021 06:28
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yeah the movie was boring
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Apr 24, 2021 06:35
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there was a nut punch in the first five minutes!
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Apr 24, 2021 06:37
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ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD posted:you know what would be even cooler? you haven't seen the movie
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Apr 24, 2021 06:46
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That Thomas Doggett, wowee! 
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great big cardboard tube posted:I'm dragging my girlfriend to a movie theater during an ongoing pandemic to view this tomorrow night please don't ruin it for me Sub Zero Wins
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Apr 24, 2021 06:53
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great big cardboard tube posted:I'm dragging my girlfriend to a movie theater during an ongoing pandemic to view this tomorrow night please don't ruin it for me your soul is mine!!
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Apr 24, 2021 06:57
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great big cardboard tube posted:I'm dragging my girlfriend to a movie theater during an ongoing pandemic to view this tomorrow night please don't ruin it for me two terrible things will occur on this night definitely not three though
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Apr 24, 2021 07:12
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a hot gujju bhabhi posted:you haven't seen the movie no poo poo. what i saw was a goddamned travesty. john everyman, descendant of famed fyad poster scorpion, fucks off for half the movie. and then in the last 20 seconds it tells you "dont worry, if we make a second movie johnny cage is gonna be in there. sorry about the last 90 minutes, thanks for subscribing to hbo lol"
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ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD posted:no poo poo. what i saw was a goddamned travesty. john everyman, descendant of famed fyad poster scorpion, fucks off for half the movie. and then in the last 20 seconds it tells you "dont worry, if we make a second movie johnny cage is gonna be in there. sorry about the last 90 minutes, thanks for subscribing to hbo lol" there is literally a nut punch in the first 5 minutes dickhead
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Apr 24, 2021 07:16
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also imagine johnny cage being your fav character lol
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a hot gujju bhabhi posted:there is literally a nut punch in the first 5 minutes dickhead i feel youre missing the entire loving point of this thread. i am not sure how clear i need to make my main grievance with this movie to you. do i need to hire a plane to skywrite the sentence "johnny cage isnt in this movie" over dipshit island? where you live? gently caress you!! a hot gujju bhabhi posted:also imagine johnny cage being your fav character lol ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD posted:gently caress you!! ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD fucked around with this message at 19:18 on Apr 24, 2021 |
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Apr 24, 2021 07:21
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It has begun!
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Apr 24, 2021 08:26
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Scorpion- "Move to my position!" He said as his wrinkled hand thing sucked onto the victim's rear end
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This new Mortal Kombat movie sure is a Fatality at the box office and will not see much Friendship from critics either, says Geoff Heidelbergensis: "Spending your money and time elsewhere would be a Flawless Victory."
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cult_hero posted:I keep hearing Kano with the voice of Cano from Disco Elysium. As someone just playing through it, goddamn did this post make me laugh
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Apr 24, 2021 09:22
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wait whose other guy with the hat?
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Apr 24, 2021 11:08
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a lot of wasted potential but man bloodcicle loving owns
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Apr 24, 2021 11:08
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like imagine stabbing someone with their own blood leading to further bloodshed absolute metal
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Apr 24, 2021 11:09
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TEST YOUR MIGHT
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Apr 24, 2021 11:29
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Too bad YOU will die!
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Apr 24, 2021 11:33
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OP, I'd rather have a movie with no Johnny Cage than a movie where replacement actor Johnny Cage dies in the first 5 minutes.
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Apr 24, 2021 11:36
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they did johnny dirty in MK:A raiden even moreso i mean jesus that loving hair
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Apr 24, 2021 11:46
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Alan Smithee posted:they did johnny dirty in MK:A The best (only) good thing about that movie is it's supposed to take place moments after the first one but half the cast looks absolutely different because they're played by completely different actors and they just sort of roll with it
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Johnny Cage is the worst character anyway. Wow just a regular guy with sunglasses. Yeah lemme pick him instead of sexy demon chicks or a guy with four arms 
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The best part was when scorpion said his signature line "come over here"
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