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fart simpson
Jul 2, 2005

DEATH TO AMERICA
:xickos:

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fart simpson
Jul 2, 2005

DEATH TO AMERICA
:xickos:

ADINSX
Sep 9, 2003

Wanna run with my crew huh? Rule cyberspace and crunch numbers like I do?

:pwn:

Cybernetic Vermin
Apr 18, 2005

double post u noob XD

ADINSX
Sep 9, 2003

Wanna run with my crew huh? Rule cyberspace and crunch numbers like I do?

When I interviewed at Blue Origin years ago the (very nice) interview coordinator told me during the factory tour that "Jeff is here all the time, at Amazon most people go their entire careers without ever seeing him but he's here at least once a month to talk to the staff, etc" and I had to pretend to be excited about that.

That factory tour was amazing though and I'm still a little disappointed they passed on me.

fart simpson
Jul 2, 2005

DEATH TO AMERICA
:xickos:

President Beep
Apr 30, 2009





i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

me after eating some morning glory seeds i ordered from amazon

distortion park
Apr 25, 2011


right side just smoked a fat joint, left side took a load of coke

ADINSX
Sep 9, 2003

Wanna run with my crew huh? Rule cyberspace and crunch numbers like I do?

do i look like I know what a bezos is???

Shaggar
Apr 26, 2006
jorf borzos

fart simpson
Jul 2, 2005

DEATH TO AMERICA
:xickos:

President Beep
Apr 30, 2009





i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

ADINSX posted:

do i look like I know what a bezos is???

five points from gryffindor.

fart simpson
Jul 2, 2005

DEATH TO AMERICA
:xickos:

sorry fellow goons. my wife was asking me to help around the house and said i had to stop paint.netting "weird pictures of jeff bezos" for a while. im back now.

carry on then
Jul 10, 2010

by VideoGames

(and can't post for 10 years!)

geoff beighzohs

The Management
Jan 2, 2010

sup, bitch?
bezospos

Best Bi Geek Squid
Mar 25, 2016
nice fortune

for a clown to have. At a circus

Idiot

akadajet
Sep 14, 2003

jeff is wearing an amazon basics suit, tie and shirt

Nobody Interesting
Mar 29, 2013

One way, dead end... Street signs are such fitting metaphors for the human condition.


jeff benzos

taco_fox
Dec 14, 2005

this bozos guy seems like a real clown

akadajet
Sep 14, 2003

somebody post the jeff before and after testosterone treatment

Best Bi Geek Squid
Mar 25, 2016
Is it bez-oh-s or bee-zoh-s

post hole digger
Mar 21, 2011

this thread is freaking nightmare fuel!!!!

George
Nov 27, 2004

No love for your made-up things.
jolo bolos

the imminent huh
Apr 6, 2016

jeff belzebos

RustyKnight
Jul 11, 2016

every day is a new horror



jeff benzos

Truman Peyote
Oct 11, 2006



jeph bozos, author of that webcomic where the guy wears the "teh" t-shirt

Truman Peyote
Oct 11, 2006



"questionable content." that's the one. jeph bezos, writing about these coffee shop nerds saying "i love you human woman"

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

jeep bofas

George
Nov 27, 2004

No love for your made-up things.
jeez nuts

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

Truman Peyote posted:

jeph bozos, author of that webcomic where the guy wears the "teh" t-shirt

i just checked and that fuckin comic is still updating every day apparently and still looks exactly the same as it always did and it's still got absolutely nothing going on except a bunch of enby people having relationship drama

George
Nov 27, 2004

No love for your made-up things.
is user friendly still updating

Shaggar
Apr 26, 2006
joeph borbos

Truman Peyote
Oct 11, 2006



Sagebrush posted:

i just checked and that fuckin comic is still updating every day apparently and still looks exactly the same as it always did and it's still got absolutely nothing going on except a bunch of enby people having relationship drama

lol this guy still hasn't improved his art since i was reading it in high school, like 15 years ago

Moo Cowabunga
Jun 15, 2009

[Office Worker.




Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

woof

ADINSX
Sep 9, 2003

Wanna run with my crew huh? Rule cyberspace and crunch numbers like I do?

none of those people are jorf blazos

George
Nov 27, 2004

No love for your made-up things.
and it’s the best post in the thread

distortion park
Apr 25, 2011


@jeffbezos pay me a $10000 and I'll defend your honour against these trolls

carry on then
Jul 10, 2010

by VideoGames

(and can't post for 10 years!)

jeffrolet blezor

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Best Bi Geek Squid
Mar 25, 2016
friend and I were recently discussing how much money it'd take for us to bang various public figures. I think I said $10 mil for bayzoohs and she just couldn't believe it. She'd do it for like 50 grand

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