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Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
𝅘𝅥𝅮
There will be fans at Slammiversary, but only a few because it's still going to be at Skyway Studios in Nashville.

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SexMetalBarbie
Jun 1, 2021

by Shine
https://twitter.com/IMPACTWRESTLING/status/1400883805926395906?s=09

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


Impact

Don Callis talks Scott D'Amore into making Kenny Omega's title defense Saturday against just Moose. Tony Khan says Sami Callihan won't be there because it'll be at AEW territory (Daily's Place in Jacksonville). D'Amore says at Slammiversary the Kenny/Moose winner defends against Sami, and Tony allows it as Callis is furious
Sam Beale vs Matt Cardona at Against All Odds
Good Brothers vs Sami Callihan and a partner of Sami's choosing in a street fight at Against All Odds. Sami yells at D'Amore because who would want to team with him, Tommy Dreamer interrupts and says he will; he hates Callis too, and if Sami turns on Tommy, everyone else Tommy's ever known has
Rosemary defeats Jessicka Havok, preventing Havok from being inserted into the Knockouts title match at Against All Odds. Postmatch Deonna Purrazzo attacks Rosemary as Kimber Lee prevents Havok from stopping it
Tasha Steelz defeats Kimber Lee. Postmatch Fire n Flava brawl with her, Susan and Deonna; Rosemary and Havok come out and beat up all of them
Another Steve Maclin vignette
Trey Miguel and Petey Williams defeat Rohit Raju and Chris Bey; Trey submits Raju. Postmatch Ace Austin and Madman Fulton attack, but Josh Alexander helps fight them off
Jordynne Grace challenges Tenille Dashwood to a match at Against All Odds
Eddie Edwards defeats Joe Doering. Postmatch Satoshi Kojima saves Edwards from being attacked by Violent by Design
W Morrissey defeats Willie Mack in a no-DQ match. Postmatch he tries to hurt Mack more but Rich Swann makes the save and is separated by officials

El Generico
Feb 3, 2009

Birds revere you and consider you one of their own.

You are welcome in their holy places.

Chris James 2 posted:

Tommy Dreamer interrupts and says he will; he hates Callis too, and if Sami turns on Tommy, everyone else Tommy's ever known has

This is pretty funny

Lamuella
Jun 26, 2003

It's like goldy or bronzy, but made of iron.


Chris James 2 posted:

Eddie Edwards defeats Joe Doering. Postmatch Satoshi Kojima saves Edwards from being attacked by Violent by Design

Jobbing Doering out in the build up to his Kojima match is a... choice.

DJExile
Jun 28, 2007


5 matches, 5 postmatch brawls.

gently caress sake

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
𝅘𝅥𝅮

DJExile posted:

5 matches, 5 postmatch brawls.

gently caress sake

Isn’t Dynamite guilty of this on at least some level recently?

Pinwiz11
Jan 26, 2009

I'm becom-, I'm becom-,
I'm becoming
Tana in, Tana in my mind.



Edward Mass posted:

Isn’t Dynamite guilty of this on at least some level recently?

It's a fair argument. AEW does have goodwill on its side which helps, unlike Impact trying to escape the specter of TNA.

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


Full card for tonight's Against All Odds

Tenille Dashwood vs Jordynne Grace
Rich Swann vs W Morrissey
Satoshi Kojima vs Joe Doering
Good Brothers (Karl Anderson and Doc Gallows) vs Sami Callihan and Tommy Dreamer in a street fight
Ace Austin, Trey Miguel, Chris Bey, Petey Williams and Rohit Raju in a fatal fiveway for #1 contendership to Josh Alexander's X title
Fire n Flava (Kiera Hogan and Tasha Steelz) defend the Knockouts tag titles against Kimber Lee and Susan
Deonna Purrazzo defends the Knockouts title against Rosemary
Violent By Design (Rhino and Deaner) defend the tag titles against Decay (Black Taurus and Crazzy Steve)
Kenny Omega defends the world title against Moose at Daily's Place, AEW's home

Hirez
Feb 3, 2003

Weber scored 49 points?

:allears: :allears: :allears:
I've never watched impact before, but it can't possibly be worse than wwe? we'll find out!

duckdealer
Feb 28, 2011

Hirez posted:

I've never watched impact before, but it can't possibly be worse than wwe? we'll find out!

It's not great, but it certainly isn't that bad!

Benne
Sep 2, 2011

STOP DOING HEROIN
Here for Kojima/Doering

Pylons
Mar 16, 2009

I never imagined Callis' one-off would've turned into this. I love it.

Hirez
Feb 3, 2003

Weber scored 49 points?

:allears: :allears: :allears:
hey it's 2 thirds of the only club that matters

Benne
Sep 2, 2011

STOP DOING HEROIN
Death, taxes, Tommy Dreamer having a mediocre street fight on Impact

flashy_mcflash
Feb 7, 2011

I truly hate watching Sami Callihan and also Dreamer in there in that polka dot poo poo. Dusty has been dead for almost seven years and even his kids don't do that.

flashy_mcflash fucked around with this message at 01:32 on Jun 13, 2021

Hirez
Feb 3, 2003

Weber scored 49 points?

:allears: :allears: :allears:
garbage

lol

Pylons
Mar 16, 2009

Sami Callihan vs. Kenny Omega will probably be one of the worst matches Kenny has ever had.

Benne
Sep 2, 2011

STOP DOING HEROIN
gently caress yeah the real main event up next

Pinwiz11
Jan 26, 2009

I'm becom-, I'm becom-,
I'm becoming
Tana in, Tana in my mind.



BREAD CLUB TIME

forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

Corgis love bread. And Puro


Pinwiz11 posted:

BREAD CLUB TIME

Please report if this Match is worth watching

Probably watch it anyway so long as it's not 30 minutes long, but if there's garbage interference that ruins it I want to know.

Hirez
Feb 3, 2003

Weber scored 49 points?

:allears: :allears: :allears:
those chops

MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR
Shame on Impact for not having an ICHAZOU BAKAYAROU sound clip queued up.

Hirez
Feb 3, 2003

Weber scored 49 points?

:allears: :allears: :allears:
:negative:

MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR
Koji :(

Pylons
Mar 16, 2009

That match was kinda just fine.

flashy_mcflash
Feb 7, 2011

This match is pretty cool. Bread Club 4 Life

MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR
It's nice that they're treating that like a very big, important, impressive win for Doering and putting over Kojima as a legend.

flashy_mcflash
Feb 7, 2011

Doering vs Hangman is something I kinda want now. Medium yeehaw

MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR
How many people are in this?

Pylons
Mar 16, 2009

The X-Division always kicks some serious rear end.

Hirez
Feb 3, 2003

Weber scored 49 points?

:allears: :allears: :allears:
i will always pop for a torture rack, especially when it ends with a neckbreaker

Pylons
Mar 16, 2009

Holy poo poo

MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR
Has there even been a Petey vs. Penta match?

Benne
Sep 2, 2011

STOP DOING HEROIN
This should've been the opener

Hirez
Feb 3, 2003

Weber scored 49 points?

:allears: :allears: :allears:
loving lol

e: lolllllllll

MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR
That. Ruled.

Pylons
Mar 16, 2009

Alright, this turned a loving amazing match into kind of a shitshow.

Benne
Sep 2, 2011

STOP DOING HEROIN
lol that was such bullshit

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flashy_mcflash
Feb 7, 2011

WTF a no contest in a five way?

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