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ATTENTION BYOB
A BEAR HAS BEEN SPOTTED IN THE SENIOR CENTER
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A bear spotted roaming around the parking lot of the Ponderosa Pine Apartments today, is thought to be the same bear that entered the Senior Center around noon today.
Readers began alerting the Post that a bear had entered the senior center.
“I can confirm that there was a bear in our senior center building,” Executive Director Foobar McClure told the Post over the phone, adding that the bear had the same appearance as the one spotted at Ponderosa Pine Apartments. It entered the senior center while staff was busy with lunch operations.
McLure first found out about the bear being near by from police officers who arrived at the center and alerted her that a bear was in close proximity. McLure rushed through the building alerting staff to the danger lurking outside when a police officer told her the bear had now entered the building through the back entrance. Then she saw it.
McLure began screaming for staff members to shut the doors to their offices. The bear made its way to a classroom and stood up in front of a television set appearing to look at its reflection in the glass, she said. At one point an officer fired a rubber bullet to divert the bear and it eventually moseyed back out the rear door to parts unknown.
“The entire event lasted about 30 minutes,” McLure said, adding that this is the first time she has seen a bear in real life and right in front of her.
cruft fucked around with this message at 23:08 on Apr 28, 2021
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ATTENTION BYOB
I'M USING VBULLETIN IN THE YEAR 2021
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Apr 28, 2021 23:05
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My theory: bear was wondering why there were all these screaming women, so it checked itself out in the mirror, was like "yeah, lookin' pretty good", and then strutted out.
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Apr 28, 2021 23:21
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wait stop. hold on. was it treasure bear?
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Apr 28, 2021 23:43
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what do u do when yuo're born to play fps? guess there's nothing left to do but play fps. boom headshot
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can't believe treasure bear is getting canceled for trying to collect treasure at the senior center! unfathomable!
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