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bear: *glances around furtively to make sure nobody is watching* *sidles up to pay phone, dials* ponderosa pine apartments reception: hello? bear: sorry to bother you ma'am. this is the police, we happen to be nearby and noticed that a bear is in close proximity. don't panic, but feel free to shout compliments at the bear, and if the cafeteria has any leftover salmon it would be a good idea to offer it to the bear to keep it calm.
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# ¿ Apr 28, 2021 23:29 |
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# ¿ May 22, 2024 13:53 |