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YOLOsubmarine posted:My favorite part of the postdraft is everyone talking about the mid-to-late round steals they got and then 90% of them are never heard from again. christensens probably the in house favorite for starting left tackle so if I never hear his name that’d be great.
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FizFashizzle posted:christensens probably the in house favorite for starting left tackle so if I never hear his name that’d be great. Its really hard not to love the moves Carolina made at everything but QB, tbh. That Brady pick was so clutch- he'd push to start on so many teams in the league, so to get that in the 3rd is a steal.
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Ehud posted:You know who else had short arms? penalty unsportsmanlike conduct 15 yards
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really queer Christmas posted:Not sure what you're talking about, that 7th round QB Sean traded back up to grab last year is going to be the new Tom brady. To be fair, he was supposed to be the next Taysom Hill, but there can be only one.
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Silly Burrito posted:To be fair, he was supposed to be the next Taysom Hill, but there can be only one. As taysom starts breaking down he’ll be useful for parts.
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FizFashizzle posted:excuse me, pff, which today i've decided is good, said he's the best of all time Pressures and hurries are the assists of the NFL. His matchup beat him twice in that clip of highlights alone but I bet they didn't count a pressure on either of those because the right side collapsed first.
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I just watched a video of our obvious goat kicker that we drafted in the 5th round also doing coffin corner punts. Two positions filled to a HOF level with one pick.
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Eifert Posting posted:I just watched a video of our obvious goat kicker that we drafted in the 5th round also doing coffin corner punts. Two positions filled to a HOF level with one pick. Yeah but is as cool as thicc punter who tosses dimes the Steelers drafted?
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Eifert Posting posted:I just watched a video of our obvious goat kicker that we drafted in the 5th round also doing coffin corner punts. Two positions filled to a HOF level with one pick. The only highlight I care about with him is Rich Eisen's reaction.
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DariusLikewise posted:Yes, I'm sure all 5 of these guys will work out to be perfect long term starters, astute analysis I thought so too
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Amy Pole Her posted:https://twitter.com/ckparrot/status/1389628143590313986 Like one of those dudes is equivalent to an adequate NFL pass rusher right now. Also, that quote calling BYU's offense pro-style...I don't know that I trust that person to park their car without several grisly fatalities. *sees PFF in title*, ah, now it makes sense.
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TheGreyGhost posted:Like one of those dudes is equivalent to an adequate NFL pass rusher right now. they meant the offense was provo-style
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Asleep Style posted:they meant the offense was provo-style People don’t realize it, but the best rate I ever got on the family dairy farm was from a broker in Utah. Provo-loan Doltos posted:Pressures and hurries are the assists of the NFL. His matchup beat him twice in that clip of highlights alone but I bet they didn't count a pressure on either of those because the right side collapsed first. I actually disagree with this a touch and would call them blocks/steals—tend to go up when you’re doing well but can be weird outliers that aren’t horribly predictive. Meanwhile, assists are more like group tackles where hilariously overrated linebackers like Zach Thomas get a metric ton of tackles but frequently get run over in solo situations by larger backs or linemen.
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May 6, 2021 03:18
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How can a 5 time all pro who isn’t in the hall be overrated
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Now say something nice about Jason Taylor OR ELSE
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TheGreyGhost posted:hilariously overrated linebackers like Zach Thomas Ha, I read this and thought 'you have made enemies today' and wasn't disappointed at the immediate reply.
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Amy Pole Her posted:Now say something nice about Jason Taylor OR ELSE Taylor rules, and Thomas should send him a loving thank you card every day of his life for the number of times he didn’t have to stare down like Jerome Bettis one on one over how disruptive and shedding Taylor was. Thomas got big counting stats but received a lot of attention as essentially a permanent walk-on. “Oh, hes undersized but he tries so hard and is always in position” *gets blown up by the TE* *gang tackles a running back*. He was fine, but anything less than a murderous defensive line and supporting backers would essentially guarantee he doesn’t get all those tackles.
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May 6, 2021 03:33
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Yeah he was white and slow. You’ve gotta see why the writers loved him.
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Amy Pole Her posted:Now say something nice about Jason Taylor OR ELSE He only got the DPOY in 2006 because he whined and cried about Merriman
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May 6, 2021 04:11
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And bc lack of steroids
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I hope Fields is better than all the other quarterbacks!
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a neat cape posted:Yeah that's what I said Implied, not said.
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look at this guy, with his lawyerings
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There's probably at least one long snapper or punter or something who doesn't take steroids.
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Eifert Posting posted:There's probably at least one long snapper or punter or something who doesn't take steroids. Chris Kluwe was on the gamer fuel
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Ornery and Hornery posted:I hope Fields is better than all the other quarterbacks!
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i personally hope the titans draft picks enable them to win a super bowl and that other teams suck and lose to us
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Eifert Posting posted:There's probably at least one long snapper or punter or something who doesn't take steroids. apropos of nothing, I'm now remembering Todd Sauerbrun
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Just lol if you dont realise everyone in the NFL is juiced to the fuckin' gills.
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BlindSite posted:Just lol if you dont realise everyone in the NFL is juiced to the fuckin' gills. So I go to the Bengals training camp every year at least once if they're open. The first year Carl Lawson was with us he was just kind of big but not, like, yoked or anything. The second year that he was with us I accidentally used the same crosswalk to get to the facility that the players use and Carl Lawson was about 10 or so feet behind me walking the same direction. I looked over my shoulder and did a literal double take, just went "holy gently caress." He looked so loving different, probably 40 to 60 lb of new muscle.
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Eifert Posting posted:So I go to the Bengals training camp every year at least once if they're open. The first year Carl Lawson was with us he was just kind of big but not, like, yoked or anything. The second year that he was with us I accidentally used the same crosswalk to get to the facility that the players use and Carl Lawson was about 10 or so feet behind me walking the same direction. I looked over my shoulder and did a literal double take, just went "holy gently caress." He looked so loving different, probably 40 to 60 lb of new muscle. I'm not judging. I sure as poo poo would be doing the same thing but yeah there's no way these guys get to the size and shape they do without research chemicals and a good doctor.
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I thought it was just Wheaties. 
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Like the lads in Hollywood. It's just chicken breast and 6 weeks with a trainer m8.
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vitamins and prayers, brother
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Quinn Meinerz could outrun this entire thread and didn't even go to a D2 school. Some of these guys are just absolute freaks of nature. The rest are on steroids
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FizFashizzle posted:There's poo poo loads of people on HGH just for recovery, but as far as anabolics or chinese weight lifting wizardry they're mostly clean. That doesn't make sense. There isn't a "don't need it" because football is competition. The difference between 23rd best at your position and 16th is tens of millions of dollars. BrianCushing.tif
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