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 I thought we were under the collective understanding that "personal massagers" were 100% only really intended for sexual purposes:  But I keep seeing ads for massage guns and they seem way too intense to shove up your rear end. We have a foot massager and I am almost 100% certain that no one intended you to gently caress it. Are these things legit or has real BDSM gone more mainstream recently after that 50 Shades of Gray bullshit?
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They are mainly for sex, but the more powerful plug in ones can also be used for massage
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Apr 30, 2021 07:50
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robot cox
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Apr 30, 2021 08:00
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you're not supposed to ram them up your rear end you just press them against your gooch
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Apr 30, 2021 08:00
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I like to put them in my mouth and hum while it's turned on and it makes a noise like a production line in a factory
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Apr 30, 2021 08:02
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r u ready to WALK posted:you're not supposed to ram them up your rear end you just press them against your gooch This making it feel incredibly worse instead of better was part of how I learned I have prostatitis
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Apr 30, 2021 08:03
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r u ready to WALK posted:you're not supposed to ram them up your rear end you just press them against your gooch actually I can do whatever the gently caress I want
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Apr 30, 2021 08:27
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Nah the wand is much more optimized for it.
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Apr 30, 2021 08:40
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I think the wand was built for massage but at one point a woman masturbated with it and the entire world changed for all women forever.
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Apr 30, 2021 09:15
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Jokes aside.. We have a theragun, and i doubt it could be used for sex... unless you like having your bits punched.
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Apr 30, 2021 09:20
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ohnobugs posted:actually I can do whatever the gently caress I want What if it tears your rear end in a top hat to pieces?
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Apr 30, 2021 09:24
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The magic wand was 900% designed as a sex toy in an era when sex toys were considered uncouth. Many of the large massagers are intended as actual massagers, and I mean... there's no loving way anyone is looking for stimulation that intense. Aside from maybe the ghost of the goatman. I have one that I wouldn't even use on full power as a massager, it's way too goddamn much even for your glutes.
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Apr 30, 2021 09:33
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If you think anyone from designer to manufacturer to marketer isn't going to assume as a matter of course that someone's going to gently caress the foot massager of all possible massagers then I've got news for you.
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Apr 30, 2021 10:12
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I dunno about that, Im sure many people are into watching heavy massagers being used on well developed muscles. Like that pic in the OP.
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Apr 30, 2021 10:13
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CJacobs posted:This making it feel incredibly worse instead of better was part of how I learned I have prostatitis I had prostatitis a few years back and it sucked
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Apr 30, 2021 11:05
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Into The Mild posted:Jokes aside.. We have a theragun, and i doubt it could be used for sex... Serious pneumatic pummeling action. Absolutely shreds my balls. 5/5 stars
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Apr 30, 2021 12:20
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These are pretty strong and the massage heads are hard plastic or rubber mostly, not fun for Sex. I bought one for massaging my neck but returned it after reading that this can literally kill you, lol! Could have given myself an aneurysm by massaging my neck, just lmao.
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Apr 30, 2021 12:29
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I'm pretty sure there are two uses for powerful vibrators - giving yourself a stroke by releasing powerful blood clots and giving yourself a stroke
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Apr 30, 2021 12:33
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i prefer my vibrators to be a bit more manly
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Apr 30, 2021 12:41
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whats going on with this guy's full body stubble situation?
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Apr 30, 2021 12:53
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Buy a Theragun and put it to your balls 3O and let us know the results
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Apr 30, 2021 12:56
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low key sex master posted:Buy a Theragun and put it to your balls 3O and let us know the results I just did this and scrambled my boys. I cum a foam now.
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Apr 30, 2021 13:25
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Just use an air fryer bro
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Apr 30, 2021 13:28
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oh hey you found that pic of me
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Apr 30, 2021 13:36
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Son of Rodney posted:These are pretty strong and the massage heads are hard plastic or rubber mostly, not fun for Sex. *In line at the pearly gates* "So how'd you die?" "Stroke. I knocked a bunch of plaque loose in my carotid with an electric clit demolisher."
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May 1, 2021 23:14
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The three guys behind you: “You too??”
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May 1, 2021 23:31
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Clitch posted:electric clit demolisher 
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May 2, 2021 02:41
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Clitch posted:electric clit demolisher.
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May 2, 2021 02:50
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clit demolished. so what
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May 2, 2021 03:13
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Lamebot posted:whats going on with this guy's full body stubble situation? Prolly shaves his chest rug to show off the muscles.
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May 2, 2021 03:15
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Lamebot posted:whats going on with this guy's full body stubble situation?
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May 2, 2021 03:20
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The percussive massagers are absolutely not for sex and just punch things hard. They do work well for their intended purpose. That said, the theragun is artificially expensive, very cheaply constructed, uses plastic parts where it probably shouldn't use plastic parts, and wants to bluetooth to your instabooks for some reason. Buy a jigsaw and stick the blade into a lacrosse ball 
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May 2, 2021 03:24
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beer gas canister posted:clit demolished. so what https://youtu.be/hXqLWqCqDHc
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May 2, 2021 03:26
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When you're stimulating a clit do you rub back and forth or just punch it real hard? Because that kind of massager does the latter.
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May 2, 2021 03:28
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Clitch posted:electric clit demolisher I claim this username in the name of the empire
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May 2, 2021 03:33
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mango sentinel posted:When you're stimulating a clit do you rub back and forth or just punch it real hard? Because that kind of massager does the latter. More of a really elaborate set up that ends with me giving it a full on, two foot drop kick in the style of an overly eager early 90's wrestler.
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May 2, 2021 03:36
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mango sentinel posted:When you're stimulating a clit do you rub back and forth or just punch it real hard? Because that kind of massager does the latter. Large sweeping motions like I'm waxing a classic car
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May 2, 2021 20:07
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OP you can use that massager as a pretext for sex in a hidden camera show in a japanese massage studio. but once the sex starts it is not used
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May 2, 2021 20:23
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r u ready to WALK posted:i prefer my vibrators to be a bit more manly A handheld sander really can work for sore arm and leg muscles like the picture of the vibrator was advertising. Need to make sure there's no sandpaper on it, of course.
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super sweet best pal posted:A handheld sander really can work for sore arm and leg muscles like the picture of the vibrator was advertising. Need to make sure there's no sandpaper on it, of course. Don't tell me how to exfoliate.
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