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The X5 is my local bus between Oxford and Cambridge and the idea that 5 buses full of rozzers emerging clown-car-like to surround you is way funnier than it should be on a Saturday afternoon.
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Tesseraction posted:The X5 is my local bus between Oxford and Cambridge and the idea that 5 buses full of rozzers emerging clown-car-like to surround you is way funnier than it should be on a Saturday afternoon. but loads of clowns would fit on a bus?
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Lobster God posted:https://twitter.com/WelshSocialism/status/1388467919110250499?s=19 Do not vote for these monsters. Cover up. If I am deeply insecure & ashamed of my body then so should everyone else be dammit.
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May 1, 2021 17:13
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Lobster God posted:https://twitter.com/WelshSocialism/status/1388467919110250499?s=19 Haven't had that one yet. Had a lot of literature from the Lib Dems and they're the only ones whos candidates have knocked on the door (and social distanced of course).
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May 1, 2021 18:23
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May 1, 2021 19:35
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Lobster God posted:https://twitter.com/WelshSocialism/status/1388467919110250499?s=19 Ah, the Lemon Party.
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May 1, 2021 19:38
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I would vote for enforced nudity
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May 1, 2021 19:39
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Moving the overton window to reveal keith peeking through it longingly.
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May 1, 2021 19:44
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I'd rather go with the bin and bucket lads look for everyone than starkers.
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May 1, 2021 19:48
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Bobby Deluxe posted:Moving the overton window to reveal keith peeking through it longingly. Jeremy Corbyn: turning a big dial taht says "Overton Window" on it and constantly looking back at the UKMT for approval like a contestant on the price is right
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May 1, 2021 20:02
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Guavanaut posted:Were they also naked? If anything they had too many clothes on.
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May 1, 2021 20:18
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The Welsh Nude and Proud Party’s logo is absolutely incredible.
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May 1, 2021 20:41
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Comrade Fakename posted:The Welsh Nude and Proud Party’s logo is absolutely incredible. They're not on the ballot here. Yet another Cardiff-centred party ignoring the true Wales. I can vote for the Communist party of Britain, a grab-bag of Plaid Cymru offshoots, covid-denier nutjobs, the Welsh Christian Party, but no Welsh nudists.
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Edwin Poots even sounds like the name of some retired Major from the 70s who is Disgusted of Tonbridge Wells
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If you draw a cock on the ballot do they count that as a vote for the Welsh nudist party?
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feedmegin posted:Disgusted of Tonbridge Wells Is that a title?
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feedmegin posted:Edwin Poots even sounds like the name of some retired Major from the 70s who is Disgusted of Tonbridge Wells
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May 1, 2021 22:46
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Edwin Poots is a character from a Terry Gilliam animation and nothing you can say will convince me otherwise.
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“Naked men are almost ninety times less likely to be mugged” Gotta admit I would be curious to see how asking a buck naked dude for his wallet at knifepoint plays out
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If you have a knife the easiest way to get money out of a naked man is to stab him and then make necropants. E: actually though I forgot you need permission to do that so I guess you also need to be extremely persuasive.
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If Kieth Sterner is the wrong'un stabbing someone, his boxing form suggest he'd only inflict a flesh wound. No necropants for Kieth. [edit - because I'm a child] 
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Lobster God posted:https://twitter.com/WelshSocialism/status/1388467919110250499?s=19 A naked dude with a poo poo eating smile, and two naked dudes hugging, are more photogenic, natural, and more relatable than any Keir picture to date.
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Conservative voters: If you can’t afford to have kids, don’t have kids Also conservative voters: Tory donors approached to pay for Boris Johnson’s nanny and personal trainer, reports say
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Dabir posted:Ah, the Lemon Party.
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Aww, was so hoping for the spill all tale on setting altogether saucier here... https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-56624437
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May 2, 2021 07:55
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It's depressing how many people view political parties like supporting a football team and just want to vote for the party that ends up winning.
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The Tories are a bunch of dirty rotting scoundrels but they're rich. Labour are do gooder naive fools (except they're actually crooked too when it comes down to it) who want to give my money to poor people. Enough people are already rich or believe the Tories will maintain a country in which they've got a shot at being rich that the leader of either party is neither here nor there. Although sometimes can provide a handy excuse to explain why you're voting for the badies instead.
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In addition to what others have said, the alternative is the 'I believe in nothing and won't do anything' guy. Johnson's managed to land on his feet with the vaccine program, which has ended up being the most significant government handout since the Blair years. What do Labour have to counter that tremendous success - repeating 'Tory Sleaze' a hundred times?
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Algol Star posted:It's depressing how many people view political parties like supporting a football team and just want to vote for the party that ends up winning. I know, that's not how football is meant to work. You pick a team somehow and that's it for life, through good times & bad
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forkboy84 posted:I know, that's not how football is meant to work. You pick a team somehow and that's it for life, through good times & bad I pick a team for the lifetime of their time at the top.
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multijoe posted:In addition to what others have said, the alternative is the 'I believe in nothing and won't do anything' guy. Johnson's managed to land on his feet with the vaccine program, which has ended up being the most significant government handout since the Blair years. What do Labour have to counter that tremendous success - repeating 'Tory Sleaze' a hundred times? labour are also just going "well of course they're doing well because they did a fantastic job of the vaccine", rather than saying that they hosed every single other thing up, killed 150,000 people through malice and incompetence, and the only reason they bet so heavily on the vaccine is because they wanted to rely entirely on them rather than lockdowns and they would have turned us into India in the process like how have they let bojos blood for the blood god moment slip from their grasp if they genuinely think his handling of the vaccine is responsible for the "bounce"
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Zalakwe posted:Aww, was so hoping for the spill all tale on setting altogether saucier here... I guess she had to write that piece - even the BBC in its incarnation as Kuennsberg can't ignore that Johnson is a liar, but it's a very 'on the one hand, but on the other hand'. The nerve of comparing the vile specimen to Steve Jobs though! (I'm no Jobs fan, and I won't give houseroom to iStuff, but at least Jobs produced things, until Waffle Brain). This line at the end makes it clear to me where her sympathies lie - excusing his foul behaviour with this. quote:But as one of the few people who genuinely knows Boris Johnson once told me, he is a politician who above all, wants to be loved.
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XMNN posted:labour are also just going "well of course they're doing well because they did a fantastic job of the vaccine", rather than saying that they hosed every single other thing up, killed 150,000 people through malice and incompetence, and the only reason they bet so heavily on the vaccine is because they wanted to rely entirely on them rather than lockdowns and they would have turned us into India in the process Either Starmer is an op or he genuinely thinks he shouldn't criticise the government because focus group Tory voters like Johnson, which would make him the most bewilderingly incompetent leader in the history of the office. Or maybe both!
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Blinks77 posted:I pick a team for the lifetime of their time at the top. Where's the fun in that? Football is about misery & suffering & having your Saturday night ruined for 9 months a year
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https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-wales-56955084quote:Brenig Osprey Project partners woke up this morning to the worst possible news. Last night, at 21:42, someone took a chainsaw to the osprey nest and felled it... The protected bird of prey laid its first egg a day before the nest was felled... I can't really describe why this one has got to me. As I get older I find myself wanting to check myself for terrible regressive tendencies, not to become one of those "kids these days" types, sharing social media post about how people are definitely hiding carpet tacks in dog food in the park, and all the other odd things my otherwise wonderful and politically astute aunts and uncles have fallen into. I do hate that social media - shares video "someone was mean to a cat, so we should hang him" morality - the lazyness of feeling distantly superior to someone, everyone hunting the web for a sense of moral superiority. I do of course feel disgust at the cruelty, but I personally (you may feel different) do not think animals are more important than humans, and will always donate aid to the homeless before any donkey sanctuary. I usually worry about the person, and think "drat, what messed you up that badly". But here, yeah, these rare creatures laid an egg the day before, people are watching excitedly on the webcam, the joy of nature and trying to amend to the species for the deaths we humans have caused - and some bastard thought : nope, can't have that, carefully conspired in the dead of night, and cut it down with a chainsaw. I genuinely wish for something horrible to happen to whoever did that - and for whatever reason my immediate thought was - "bet it was some 4chan prick doing it for online clout" - in reality it was probably just a cranky local landowner, but maybe my brain really is becoming poisoned by too many birthdays. I need to go take a walk in the sunshine.
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