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Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


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Kesper North posted:

And no more attacking the Suez Canal with giant freighters.

That was the deckies

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Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


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Meanwhile, in the UK:

https://www.bbc.com/news/av/newsbeat-56951642

3000 people raving, no masks, no distancing, but you had to show a negative test.

There's relaxing restrictions, then there's not so much tempting fate as inviting disaster

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


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I have to give points to Jim Crow for not wanting NGR on his car.

https://www.stuff.co.nz/motoring/300290826/man-wants-offensive-number-plate-removed-from-circulation

Mcnally blame FV if this is not kosher

Comrade Blyatlov fucked around with this message at 23:42 on May 2, 2021

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


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McNally posted:

Elaborate on this or take a long posting vacation.

I am not going to tolerate drive-by hot takes in this thread anymore. Argue a point, don't pinch off a one-liner and leave.

<3

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Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


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Meanwhile, in Australia, guy obviously went on a price-matching spree to buy a bbq, then to BP to pick up a gas bottle.


All of which backs up what I've been trying to tell people for years, charcoal is the superior fuel because it doesn't superspread covid.

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


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Charcoal you can buy on site yeah, but liquid/gas fuels need to be bought at a specialised outlet which is generally either a gas station or a specific fuel station. Don't ask me why :shrug:

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


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Few people have come to know the “true” story of the origin of Sinko de Mayo. It is my pleasure to set the record straight.

A little known fact is that back in 1912, Hellmann's mayonnaise was manufactured in England. In fact, the Titanic was carrying 12,000 jars of the condiment scheduled for delivery in Vera Cruz, Mexico, which was to be the next port of call for the great ship after its stop in New York. This would have been the largest single shipment of mayonnaise ever delivered to Mexico. But as we know, the great ship did not make it to New York.

The Titanic hit an iceberg and sank and the cargo was forever lost. The people of Mexico, who were crazy about mayonnaise and were eagerly awaiting its delivery, were disconsolate at the loss. Their anguish was so great that they declared a National Day of Mourning, which they still observe to this day.

The National Day of Mourning occurs each year on May 5 and is known, of course, as Sinko de Mayo.

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


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facialimpediment posted:

2/10 only because you used Sinko de Mayo in the header and footer, instead of just the footer. BOO.

gently caress :(

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


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Germany shuttering the entire nuclear industry as a knee-jerk to Fukushima was possibly as stupid as Brexit.

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


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Cugel the Clever posted:

It wasn't just stupidity. Russia bankrolled a massive influence campaign and subverted major political figures to push that shutdown through in order to make Germany ever more reliant on Russian natural gas. AFAIK there's been no impactful accounting or even introspection about that?

Thats actually dumber. Wow.

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


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FrozenVent posted:

Quite often that’s the case, and that’s why I want whatever they say in writing.

It’s always the slippery motherfuckers who want to do everything face to face or over the phone.

You mean like the captain who put it in writing that I was on my last month of my probation, and when I pointed out in reply that I was halfway through my 4th month of employment phoned me to verify?

The same one that still owes me the thick end of 5k?

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


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FrozenVent posted:

You know that sailing US isn’t an option for the vast majority of us, right?

Also he probably could have had the vessel arrested but things get complicated when you’re dealing with these guys.

Thinking a out it there's a non zero chance covid killed the owner since he was both old and enormously fat. I hope so. gently caress that piece of poo poo.

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


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I'm not dead

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


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Sovcit in nz

https://i.stuff.co.nz/business/125089267/nations-biggest-tax-fraudster-who-stole-17-million-jailed-for-8-years-and-6-months


quote:

“I really tried hard to get it 100 per cent right ... I can put my hand on heart and say that. I don’t consent to sentencing and being kidnapped ... I want to go home to my family. I haven’t done anything wrong,” he said

Bracken’s wife Margaret Bracken told the judge the family felt like Bracken was being kidnapped and the decision on his punishment should be up to his hapū.

"You have no rights,” she told the judge

Justice Lang said Bracken had not presented any evidence to contradict the Crown case, and he rejected Bracken’s assertion that it was a legal entity that had offended, not him, and he shouldn’t be jailed.

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


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Current event in NZ:

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


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I have no idea but I'd bet you a brezel that one of them loses a finger trying to defeat the safety

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


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Meanwhile, in "no loving poo poo" news,
https://www.rnz.co.nz/news/world/442444/covid-19-serious-failures-in-who-and-global-response-report-finds

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


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Fiji is going into lockdown

https://i.stuff.co.nz/national/health/coronavirus/300306273/pacific-covid19--nine-new-cases-reported-in-fiji

Fiji's FBC news reports three of the new cases are co-workers of a staff member of Extra Supermarket, who had tested positive yesterday.
Health Permanent Secretary, Dr James Fong, said Extra Supermarket operates with a well-enforced policy of mask-wearing, and mandated that all staff and customers have the careFIJI app installed with bluetooth turned on, and this has allowed teams to identify hundreds of contacts very quickly.

That last line seems very not good

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


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Here we go ooooo

https://twitter.com/IDF/status/1392953390443991040?s=19

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


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Yikes

https://i.stuff.co.nz/world/300307364/there-have-been-7m13m-excess-deaths-worldwide-during-the-pandemic

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


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Well I didn't have that on my bingo card.

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


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Meanwhile, in "gently caress me dead" news:

https://i.stuff.co.nz/world/austral...2-test-positive

I think everyone in the world knows the case numbers in India are far, far underrepresented, but even so 42 out of 150 is an absolutely insane proportion.

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


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Yeah, it can't be representative. It just can't. I have no idea of how it got so high but..

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


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Love your work, Acebuckeye.

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


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Meanwhile, in a stark reminder that this loving thing is still waiting for its chance to get in, Taiwan:

quote:

In 2020, the island state of 24 million people was producing extraordinary numbers: fewer than 1,000 cases, about 90% of them detected in recent arrivals, zero infection leaks from quarantine, a death toll of 12, and 253 days without a single local case.

On Friday, the numbers turned when health authorities reported 29 local cases, followed by 180 on Saturday, 206 on Sunday, and 333 on Monday. Most are in the north, with large clusters in Taipei city and New Taipei city, where testing stations have reported 10% positivity rates. About 91% of Taiwan’s total local caseload has come in the past four days.

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2021/may/17/how-did-covid-slip-through-taiwans-gold-standard-defences

Emphasis mine.

While I'm not a virologist, it sounds to me like you've had multiple spreaders going on their merry way undetected for some time now. The article talks about April, so that's probably 3 full infection cycles if not longer now.

Christ.

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


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pantslesswithwolves posted:

Are you feeling a little Grumpy Trumpy after you got your Fauci Ouchie or something?

huh, is that how it's pronounced

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


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Radical 90s Wizard posted:

Well look, civilians were known to occupy the building, and we all know civilians are just human shields for Hamas TERRORISTS, therefore

oh man gip scholar grover explained carefully how actually civilians are military targets once

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


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He looks like a caricature of a human being

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


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.....how?

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


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That Works posted:

poo poo going on.

https://twitter.com/Bitfinexed/status/1395063427366785043

I'll stop posting about crypto stuff if people want, just not tons going on and its moderately interesting.

What does this mean?

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


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So just grab some popcorn?

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


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This will end well

https://i.stuff.co.nz/sport/olympics/300313998/ioc-vp-tokyo-olympics-will-go-ahead-even-if-theres-a-state-of-emergency

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


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boop the snoot posted:

A republican today admitted to raping and impregnating a 14 year old who then committed suicide when she was 20. He said it was like Romeo and Juliet.

They are normalizing rape and pedophilia.

I have no faith in Matt Gaetz seeing consequences.

Matt Gertz on the other hand...

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


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https://twitter.com/CryptoWhale/status/1396100822245777408

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


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Cugel the Clever posted:

The D&D Eastern Europe thread is always a good read. Looks like Belarus just hijacked a plane in order to nab an opponent of the regime.
https://twitter.com/yuvalweber/status/1396481381648240642?s=19

Is there more on this yet?

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


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Meanwhile, in Australia...

https://www.stuff.co.nz/national/he...ite-list-swells

Four new cases found two days ago, five yesterday, another four just this morning, and the list of places of interest just keeps on going.
Particularly of note is that (at least last time I looked) they still hadn't found all the links in the chain yet, with one of them infectious from about the 15th through to when he was picked up in the last couple of days...
And, thanks to the quarantine-free travel bubbles, there's a non-zero chance that this could also hit NZ and the Cook Islands.

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


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There was a lunar eclipse last night, I did the best I could for you filthy animals

Also FrozenVent isn't an engineer

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


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Continuing from yesterday, 11 new cases have been found in Melbourne. I'd say they'll be locking down within 24 hours.

https://www.9news.com.au/national/c...37-ed13696deafa

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


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Midjack posted:

Always remember that you loved him and he loved you back. :unsmith:

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Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


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ded posted:

7 day lockdown.

lmbo ya that will stop the spread

It might give them the time they need to arrest it, at least.

But since homeboy was spreading it for the thick end of ten days, this is likely to be big.

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