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Ringo Roadagain
Mar 27, 2010

can a mod sticky this to help get the word out? Its the 10 year anniversary of the murder of anti imperialist warrior Osama bin Laden by the United States of America and Barrack Obama and I think it would be nice if at 4pm est we all stopped posting on cspam for 10 minutes to honor this legendary individual.

thank you

Ringo Roadagain has issued a correction as of 19:02 on May 1, 2021

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20 Blunts
Jan 21, 2017
*breaks silence coughing from the huge weed hit that was no way in honor of O-B-L*

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UM8wv8QQ-u0

World War Mammories
Aug 25, 2006


osama bin laden died so that we could be free and that's why i refuse to restrict my lawful right to post

Dustcat
Jan 26, 2019

he died for bush's oil profits

my bony fealty
Oct 1, 2008

fat bossy gerbil posted:

Bin Laden may also have died of natural causes in December 2001 in Afghanistan shortly before the invasion as was reported by some regional newspapers and even picked up and then quickly dropped by some western wires.

The CIA confirmed it but kept it a secret to use him as a boogey man to justify military adventurism and to not deny the American public the revenge they sought. The plan was to fake a raid so they could say “We got em’!” in early 2004 and get Bush his second term but they decided to put that on the back burner after they captured Saddam instead.

Fast forward to Obama being faced by financial turmoil and domestic unrest while facing re-election the next year and they decide its time for a propaganda win before they wrap up large scale ground operations in the Middle East.

This would explain the ever evolving story of the “heroic raid”, the complete lack of evidence provided and all of the videos of people who obviously looked nothing like Osama that were dropped throughout the 2000s.

Random Asshole
Nov 8, 2010

He was a failson adventurist whose sole successful attack on American soil was against two buildings that basically no one cared about beforehand, and all destroying them accomplished was bolstering America’s resolve to do atrocities and imperialism. If he couldn’t even manage nuking the White House AT MINIMUM, he shouldn’t have even bothered.

He unambiguously left the world a worse place then he found it, and, most heinously of all, he was a Naruto fan.

Lostconfused
Oct 1, 2008

https://www.theonion.com/fbi-uncovers-al-qaeda-plot-to-just-sit-back-and-enjoy-c-1819576375

Chamale
Jul 11, 2010

I'm helping!



He killed 3,000 Americans, which we learned last year is not a big deal, but he also caused the stock market to stop trading, and we learned last year that is the most terrible thing a person can do to America.

Chuka Umana
Apr 30, 2019

by sebmojo
itt irreverent posts cuz posters are too scared to give the impression they cared about the people who died on 9/11

Good soup!
Nov 2, 2010

Saved for posterity

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003
rip king

Chuka Umana
Apr 30, 2019

by sebmojo

p milquetoast theory ngl

Syncopation
Feb 21, 2020

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Syncopation has issued a correction as of 16:49 on Sep 9, 2023

Jon Pod Van Damm
Apr 6, 2009

THE POSSESSION OF WEALTH IS IN AND OF ITSELF A SIGN OF POOR VIRTUE. AS SUCH:
1 NEVER TRUST ANY RICH PERSON.
2 NEVER HIRE ANY RICH PERSON.
BY RULE 1, IT IS APPROPRIATE TO PRESUME THAT ALL DEGREES AND CREDENTIALS HELD BY A WEALTHY PERSON ARE FRAUDULENT. THIS JUSTIFIES RULE 2--RULE 1 NEEDS NO JUSTIFIC



TheLemonOfIchabod
Aug 26, 2008
He sent the US into an absolutely epic tailspin that is still in progress and we still will not know the full extent of the carnage and flames of final impact for many years to come. Nice work

paul_soccer12
Jan 5, 2020

by Fluffdaddy
In my heart I never let him win

Grapplejack
Nov 27, 2007

OBL worked for the cia

Chillgamesh
Jul 29, 2014

osama played ff7 and anyone who likes ff7 cant be all bad

Syncopation
Feb 21, 2020

lol today is the 10th anniversary of this tweet

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

multi-million dollar net worth, skilled at Xbox games and over 6 feet tall.

This guys fucks!

Also the biggest skyscraper in the world had Bin Laden construction company as one of the main contractors.


https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Saudi_Binladin_Group

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
osama won. he may or may not have later been assassinated by the us, but the dude loving won.

a few DRUNK BONERS
Mar 25, 2016

What did Osama actually do? He didn't do poo poo besides sit in a cave. On this May Day let's honor the actual workers: the ones in the planes.

Fleetwood
Mar 26, 2010


biggest hochul head in china
<bin Laden cave video done up to look like he's performing karaoke to "Can't Get You Outta My Head" by Kylie Minogue>

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:
He never got to see the ff7 remake :smithcloud:

Homora Gaykemi
Apr 30, 2020

by Fluffdaddy

:pressf:

Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010



did jessica chastain end up collecting the million dollar reward

Vim Fuego
Jun 1, 2000

I LITERALLY SLEEP IN A RACING CAR. DO YOU?
p.s. ask me about my subscription mattress
Ultra Carp

Chuka Umana posted:

itt irreverent posts cuz posters are too scared to give the impression they cared about the people who died on 9/11

i slept through 9/11. also; you're a piece of poo poo esoteric politics gimmick poster, you posting about ironic detachment is rich

Vim Fuego
Jun 1, 2000

I LITERALLY SLEEP IN A RACING CAR. DO YOU?
p.s. ask me about my subscription mattress
Ultra Carp
The Rock knew about and tweeted about bin laden's death before any official sources or journalists lol

Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010



Vim Fuego posted:

The Rock knew about and tweeted about bin laden's death before any official sources or journalists lol

that's the kind of foresight that will serve him well as the next governor of california

Maximo Roboto
Feb 4, 2012

Shear Modulus posted:

that's the kind of foresight that will serve him well as the next governor of california

Commander in Chief of the U.S. armed forces

RadiRoot
Feb 3, 2007

a few DRUNK BONERS posted:

What did Osama actually do? He didn't do poo poo besides sit in a cave. On this May Day let's honor the actual workers: the ones in the planes.

atta could have gone to be a certified pilot with the training he logged.

Chamale
Jul 11, 2010

I'm helping!




Al-Qaeda had a rule that Osama bin Laden and Mohammed Atef were not allowed to be on the same volleyball team, because they were too good.

Syncopation
Feb 21, 2020
https://twitter.com/ReallyVirtual/status/64780730286358528

https://twitter.com/ReallyVirtual/status/64783440226168832

holy poo poo lol

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Who Is Paul Blart
Oct 22, 2010

Chuka Umana posted:

itt irreverent posts cuz posters are too scared to give the impression they cared about the people who died on 9/11

I don’t give a poo poo about any Americans who dies on 9/11 as they were either all cops (firefighters and EMS are cops too) or members of the professional managerial class.

Who Is Paul Blart has issued a correction as of 18:14 on May 2, 2021

World War Mammories
Aug 25, 2006


I was 11 years old living in queens and my dad was in a building a few blocks away and we didn't hear from him until late that afternoon, and I think tribute.wmv is god drat hilarious

The Atomic Man-Boy
Jul 23, 2007

Who Is Paul Blart posted:

I don’t give a poo poo about any Americans who dies on 9/11 as they were either all cops (firefighters and EMS are cops too) or members of the professional managerial class.

It was called “The World Trade Center,” not “The World bunch of people who aren’t little Eichmanns Center.”

apropos to nothing
Sep 5, 2003

Who Is Paul Blart posted:

I don’t give a poo poo about any Americans who dies on 9/11 as they were either all cops (firefighters and EMS are cops too) or members of the professional managerial class.

I’m 9 and this is loving cool

Who Is Paul Blart
Oct 22, 2010
your soul is pure and unclouded by modernity bless the children

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the sex ghost
Sep 6, 2009
Can't remember what kind of porn Osama was into when they searched his hard drive. Was he just a first page of xvideos kind of guy or was he more niche

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