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Dango Bango
Jul 26, 2007

neoaxd posted:

"One of the most legendary wrestlers ever, Al Snow"
:chloe:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EKBdywCu77E

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neoaxd
Nov 13, 2004


El Gallinero Gros
Mar 17, 2010

God, what a loving burn. I assume his answer involved jokes about living in basements, their friend Mark, or mentioning that he used to work for an extremely profitable company at their peak

Hedgehog Pie
May 19, 2012

Total fuckin' silence.
The burn is really good, but my favourite bit is that they identified themselves as Neville Southall.

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010

El Gallinero Gros posted:

God, what a loving burn. I assume his answer involved jokes about living in basements, their friend Mark, or mentioning that he used to work for an extremely profitable company at their peak

IIRC he said that Vince McMahon hired him so Vince must have thought he drew money.

I have to believe his entire "I'm a serious man who takes Wrestling seriously" thing is a bit because how do you have a career as a comedy jobber who's career highlights were A blowjob Joke and a Dick Cheese Joke, and then try to turn that into claims that you want to love and protect the serious sport of Professional Wrestling.

forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

Corgis love bread. And Puro


Gonzo McFee posted:

IIRC he said that Vince McMahon hired him so Vince must have thought he drew money.

I have to believe his entire "I'm a serious man who takes Wrestling seriously" thing is a bit because how do you have a career as a comedy jobber who's career highlights were A blowjob Joke and a Dick Cheese Joke, and then try to turn that into claims that you want to love and protect the serious sport of Professional Wrestling.

Yeah but if you've ever seen his bland ECW & indies stuff from the '90s before the Head gimmick it makes it easier to believe he was serious. Just not very interesting until he found the comedy jobber gimmick

Suplex Liberace
Jan 18, 2012



no respect for the living tag team legends the dynamic duo al snow and kaneUNABOMB

fez_machine
Nov 27, 2004
Drop Mick on CM Punk's last days
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bneb9h3qtmk

fez_machine
Nov 27, 2004
New Death Tour Doco coming out at Slam Dance looks more highly produced than others (talking heads include Kenny Omega and Jericho)
https://vimeo.com/901298689

davidbix
Jun 14, 2016

Wow, Bix. First K.Rool, then Steve and now SEPHIROTH? Your dream game is real!
Dark Side of the Ring season 5 has ten episodes and premieres on March 5th:
https://twitter.com/DarkSideOfRing/status/1750209928101249112

The topics are:

The Sandman
Earthquake
Harley Race
Buff Bagwell
Brutus Beefcake
Chris Adams
Sensational Sherri
Terry Gordy
Black Saturday
Chris Colt

Gavok
Oct 10, 2005

Brock! Oh, man, I'm sorry about your...

...tooth?


That's Tentastic!

Deathlove
Feb 20, 2003

Pillbug
Man, I'd never heard of Chris Colt but oof.

Ganso Bomb
Oct 24, 2005

turn it all around

Reminds me that we still need to finish season 4. I think we only saw a few episodes of that one since it wasn’t available to us on any streaming platform after we canceled YouTube TV.

panko
Sep 6, 2005

~honda best man~


looking forward to the harley race one, I don’t know much about him but they made him look pretty interesting in the iron claw (which btw I was very glad to have seen the von erich dsotr episode beforehand for)

Erin M. Fiasco
Mar 21, 2013

Nothing's better than postin' in the morning!



davidbix posted:

Dark Side of the Ring season 5 has ten episodes and premieres on March 5th:
https://twitter.com/DarkSideOfRing/status/1750209928101249112

The topics are:

The Sandman
Earthquake
Harley Race
Buff Bagwell
Brutus Beefcake
Chris Adams
Sensational Sherri
Terry Gordy
Black Saturday
Chris Colt

Some great stuff here. I mentioned this in the podcast thread but I have a request: please make sure the Buff Bagwell episode mentions my favorite Observer story ever, covering Buff's all-time greatest promo.

quote:

World Championship Wrestling had what was on paper its most successful weekend in at least a year, drawing three consecutive sellouts, largely with very enthusiastic fans in the United Kingdom. The reaction to the shows by the time they were over was typical of the WCW Shoot Yourself in the Foot Tour 2000. The main events all three nights were a disappointment. On the first night, they used Ric Flair vs. Curt Hennig on top. They had a good technical match that the crowd wasn't into, with lots of 'Goldberg' chants. After the match, Luger and Elizabeth did a run-in, leaving Bagwell to make the save and the show actually ended with Bagwell in the ring with his music playing, saying 'You didn't get Goldberg and you didn't get Sting, but you got Buff and he's the stuff.' Needless to say, the interview wasn't exactly well received by the audience.

CombineThresher
Apr 10, 2006

GIT R DONNE

Deathlove posted:

Man, I'd never heard of Chris Colt but oof.

The story there is that he dropped acid before a cage match and started hallucinating in the ring. Colt was an interesting guy for sure, and it's hilarious listening to guys like Corny praise him because he was active in the 1970s when they all hate guys like that now.

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.
Earthquake John Tenta seems an odd one, not for a doc but for Dark Side as he's pretty much universally beloved. I guess it could be on how he was treated. Maybe they'll go into his sumo career.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j-NpBn-qP_k

Oh wait this just reminded me that Tenta shot on Koji Kitao that one time because Kitao was being a fuckwit/being Koji Kitao.

Ganso Bomb
Oct 24, 2005

turn it all around

Lid posted:

Earthquake John Tenta seems an odd one, not for a doc but for Dark Side as he's pretty much universally beloved. I guess it could be on how he was treated. Maybe they'll go into his sumo career.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j-NpBn-qP_k

Oh wait this just reminded me that Tenta shot on Koji Kitao that one time because Kitao was being a fuckwit/being Koji Kitao.

I had a similar thought. This seems like the least dark season of dark side on paper. I guess you run out of true horror stories after a while, though.

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rcwLxStiXY0

Fentry
Mar 7, 2003



Yeah the Earthquake one is the only episode that I'm genuinely curious what it's going to be about, he died young and was in a hosed up era but everything I've ever heard about him was him being a universally beloved great guy

Erin M. Fiasco
Mar 21, 2013

Nothing's better than postin' in the morning!



It could be like the Candido episode, just a neat spotlight on a wrestler who died way too young and never got the fair shake he should have. Maybe dive into the Golga character. Hopefully they can get ICP on it.

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.
Well Candido did die young but given he was with Sunny and all the drama that entailed it was going Dark Side.

post hole digger
Mar 21, 2011

Ganso Bomb posted:

I had a similar thought. This seems like the least dark season of dark side on paper. I guess you run out of true horror stories after a while, though.

Different strokes for different folks, but I very much prefer the "drat, wasn't that crazy" type episodes (Brawl for All, Bash at the Beach 2000) vs. stuff like Grizzly Smith or the Graham family so I'm ok with this. Too hard to watch the latter.

post hole digger fucked around with this message at 21:48 on Jan 24, 2024

Ganso Bomb
Oct 24, 2005

turn it all around

post hole digger posted:

Different strokes for different folks, but I very much prefer the "drat, wasn't that crazy" type episodes (Brawl for All, Bash at the Beach 2000) vs. stuff like Grizzly Smith or the Graham family so I'm ok with this. Too hard to watch the latter.

Oh yeah, I don’t need it to go full darkness or anything. Crazy stories are also fun. But a lot of these seem like standard wrestling stories (was a star, died young, maybe had a drug problem, etc.), including The Sandman who I’m sure has crazy poo poo to talk about but is also still alive which is kind interesting for this series.

fart blood
Sep 13, 2008

by VideoGames

Lid posted:

Earthquake John Tenta seems an odd one, not for a doc but for Dark Side as he's pretty much universally beloved. I guess it could be on how he was treated. Maybe they'll go into his sumo career.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j-NpBn-qP_k

Oh wait this just reminded me that Tenta shot on Koji Kitao that one time because Kitao was being a fuckwit/being Koji Kitao.

He died of cancer sadly so I imagine it’ll be a sad story of a beloved guy who died too soon.

apophenium
Apr 14, 2009

Cry 'Mayhem!' and let slip the dogs of Wardlow.
I wanna see the X-rays of Brutus Beefcake's skull after he got wrecked by that parasailer. Morbid curiosity

Gavok
Oct 10, 2005

Brock! Oh, man, I'm sorry about your...

...tooth?


apophenium posted:

I wanna see the X-rays of Brutus Beefcake's skull after he got wrecked by that parasailer. Morbid curiosity

Just hit a super attack in a recent Mortal Kombat game.

Suleman
Sep 4, 2011

fart blood posted:

He died of cancer sadly so I imagine it’ll be a sad story of a beloved guy who died too soon.

John Tenta used to make some posts on the Wrestlecrap boards, IIIRC, and towards the end he was talking about taking mangosteen juice as treatment (it was falsely marketed as such), which was just really sad.

Sandman from ECW
Sep 6, 2011

I love Dark Side of the Ring but would definitely appreciate less episodes focused on wrestlers who died young. More Bash at the Beach 2000 type episodes would be super cool. No, I have don’t have any ideas for what those could be.

Heroes of Wrestling, maybe?

forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

Corgis love bread. And Puro


Do an episode on Dixie Carter loving Vince Russo so much she was willing to sink A TV partnership with Spike to keep him as an advisor or whatever his role was.

Also do an episode on the psychotic assault of Larry The Dog by the dangerous Young Bucks

There's probably an entire season worth of material on IWA Mid South

davidbix
Jun 14, 2016

Wow, Bix. First K.Rool, then Steve and now SEPHIROTH? Your dream game is real!

Lid posted:

Earthquake John Tenta seems an odd one, not for a doc but for Dark Side as he's pretty much universally beloved. I guess it could be on how he was treated. Maybe they'll go into his sumo career.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j-NpBn-qP_k

Oh wait this just reminded me that Tenta shot on Koji Kitao that one time because Kitao was being a fuckwit/being Koji Kitao.
Ooh, thanks for sharing that, I've never seen that CBC interview before.

I think Tenta is just one of those "''Dark Side of the Ring' is just a name" episodes that serves as a reminder of how the original idea was basically "shoot interviews, but with real documentary production values" and DSotR was just a name that Evan's mom came up with. The "Dark Side" is simply that he was a beloved guy who died young due to cancer and the show is an opportunity to profile him as someone who deserves that spotlight. It jumps out as weird in a pair of seasons that have been so heavy on episodes that felt dominated by addiction stories, but I get why they did it.

I don't say this because I worked on the first half of season 3 — it does give me some additional insight, but that's it — but it really does feel like seasons 2 and 3 were the overall peak of the series. The figured out what they did wrong in S1 with the tonal issues and bad editing, and those two seasons are littered with a wide variety of topics that are really well executed.

The Benoit two-parter may genuinely be the best documentary ever made about pro wrestling. New Jack, Brawl for All, David Schultz, Herb Abrams, Nick Gage, North Korea, FMW, XPW, and Johnny K-9 were full of crazy poo poo but with a lot of genuine tragedy and sadness mixed in, too. Snuka and Bravo added to our understandings of what happened. The steroid trials episode is an incredible accomplishment in editing where I was genuinely amazed they were able to fit as much as they did into a regular 42 minute episode. We gained far better understandings of Luna Vachon, Grizzly Smith’s family, everything Kanyon went through, etc. from those episodes. Plane Ride from Hell was a massive risk to take knowing how people might take it, but it was highly requested by viewers (who didn’t realize what they were asking for) and the only real way to do it was the way they actually did it. Etc etc etc.

S4 had some absolute gems at the level of S2 and S3, namely Grahams, Adrian Adonis, Marty Jannetty, and Junkyard Dog. But the other episodes feel like something shifted after S3. Most people would probably blame the Plane Ride from Hell episode fallout if they had to guess, but I genuinely have no idea if that's the case. S5 is heavy on the addiction stories again, but it feels like they picked a lot more carefully than in S4, so I'm bullish.

The Sandman has the angle of how his substance abuse was part of his gimmick. Buff Bagwell nearly died after breaking his neck in the ring and that's probably a significant part of the episode. Brutus Beefcake probably has some addiction story aspects (he caused an anthrax scare with his cocaine stash, after all) but is probably focused heavily on his accident. Chris Adams underwent a level of personality change when he drank that was extreme even relative to those covered on this show. Sherri was a GOAT tier performer whose career was marred by terrible timing and her addiction issues, plus there's probably a LOT more to examine with her death than people realize. (Different family members who were present gave VERY different accounts of how she died, IIRC, with one saying she died in her sleep and the other saying she collapsed drinking coffee or tea on her front porch. And I don't think there's ever been much follow-up reporting on that.) Terry Gordy overdosed twice and was clinically dead before being revived and continuing to wrestle despite suffering severe brain damage. And Chris Colt has a LOT to mine beyond his addictions (being openly gay in wrestling in the 1960s-1980s, being HIV+ in the 1980s and continuing to wrestle, his pivot to gay porn, his steep decline after Ron Dupree died even though I'm not sure they were a couple anymore, etc.) even if his substance use is part of the story that's going to make those who have never heard of him want to watch the episode. (It doesn't get much crazier than taking LSD before a cage match, tripping balls so hard that he saw giant glowing spiders climbing the cage, and then starting a riot.)

So...again, I'm bullish. It seems like there's a lot more to work with among these names than there was with, say, Bam Bam Bigelow or the weirdly sanitized Matt Borne episode. Here's to hoping the runtime doesn't shortchange any of them like it did Chris and Tammy, though.

El Gallinero Gros
Mar 17, 2010

Sandman McMahon posted:

I love Dark Side of the Ring but would definitely appreciate less episodes focused on wrestlers who died young. More Bash at the Beach 2000 type episodes would be super cool. No, I have don’t have any ideas for what those could be.

Heroes of Wrestling, maybe?

They should do an episode on the "ransom tape" made by wrestlers to threaten promoters into better conditions https://www.reddit.com/r/ObscureMedia/comments/ko2xbj/plan_b_tape_1979_a_tape_made_by_prowrestlers/

rotinaj
Sep 5, 2008

Fun Shoe

Lid posted:

Earthquake John Tenta seems an odd one, not for a doc but for Dark Side as he's pretty much universally beloved. I guess it could be on how he was treated. Maybe they'll go into his sumo career.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j-NpBn-qP_k

Oh wait this just reminded me that Tenta shot on Koji Kitao that one time because Kitao was being a fuckwit/being Koji Kitao.

They’re going to cover the horrible story of earthquake first crushing hulk hogan, and then crushing Damien when feuding with Jake the snake

Bah gawd, he sat on the hulkster

Timby
Dec 23, 2006

Your mother!

Sandman McMahon posted:

I love Dark Side of the Ring but would definitely appreciate less episodes focused on wrestlers who died young. More Bash at the Beach 2000 type episodes would be super cool. No, I have don’t have any ideas for what those could be.

Heroes of Wrestling, maybe?

I feel like they could do a stupendous two-parter on just how utterly bugnuts crazy ECW was behind the scenes under Paul Heyman's leadership.

And there's probably a good documentary telling the story of CHIKARA that could be made.

Dawgstar
Jul 15, 2017

rotinaj posted:

They’re going to cover the horrible story of earthquake first crushing hulk hogan, and then crushing Damien when feuding with Jake the snake

Bah gawd, he sat on the hulkster

Don't forget crushing the Warrior in his first ever appearance as 'Big John.' Came out of the crowd as a 'fan' and everything. Really good stuff.

flashy_mcflash
Feb 7, 2011

I wish Jason Eisener was able to go full body horror because I'm looking forward to some of the reenactments this season, particularly Colt hallucinating spiders and Beefcake getting his face broken.

Ganso Bomb
Oct 24, 2005

turn it all around

Dawgstar posted:

Don't forget crushing the Warrior in his first ever appearance as 'Big John.' Came out of the crowd as a 'fan' and everything. Really good stuff.

That was so much fun especially because he just looks like a nice uncle

Mob
May 7, 2002

Me reading your posts

davidbix posted:

And Chris Colt has a LOT to mine beyond his addictions (being openly gay in wrestling in the 1960s-1980s, being HIV+ in the 1980s and continuing to wrestle, his pivot to gay porn, his steep decline after Ron Dupree died even though I'm not sure they were a couple anymore, etc.) even if his substance use is part of the story that's going to make those who have never heard of him want to watch the episode. (It doesn't get much crazier than taking LSD before a cage match, tripping balls so hard that he saw giant glowing spiders climbing the cage, and then starting a riot.)

I've never heard of him and his story sounds fascinating.

I think my favorite episodes were Gino Hernandez and Dino Bravo, both had just a ton of information I had no knowledge of.

PaybackJack
May 21, 2003

You'll hit your head and say: 'Boy, how stupid could I have been. A moron could've figured this out. I must be a real dimwit. A pathetic nimnal. A wretched idiotic excuse for a human being for not having figured these simple puzzles out in the first place...As usual, you've been a real pantload!

Suleman posted:

John Tenta used to make some posts on the Wrestlecrap boards, IIIRC, and towards the end he was talking about taking mangosteen juice as treatment (it was falsely marketed as such), which was just really sad.

So you're saying Lowtax killed John Tenta.

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Suleman
Sep 4, 2011

PaybackJack posted:

So you're saying Lowtax killed John Tenta.

...Lowtax was affiliated with Wrestlecrap?

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