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Assuming you lived a full natural lifespan of a human being till about 80 years old, where and when throughout all of human history would be best to live?
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# ? May 2, 2021 08:30 |
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# ? May 8, 2024 10:52 |
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probably right about now, op.
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# ? May 2, 2021 08:31 |
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Way before internet.
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# ? May 2, 2021 14:32 |
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I would probably be dead without modern medicine and standards of care
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# ? May 2, 2021 14:33 |
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Judge Dredd Scott posted:probably right about now, op.
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# ? May 2, 2021 14:34 |
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ONLY DEPRESSION KIDS REMEMBER THIS *poses with iron lung*
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# ? May 2, 2021 14:34 |
can i choose who i am because that makes a pretty big difference
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# ? May 2, 2021 14:34 |
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Diogenes lived in a barrel for 80 years, you'll be fiiine
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# ? May 2, 2021 14:37 |
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the hyborian age obviously
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# ? May 2, 2021 14:41 |
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To crush your enemies, to see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of their women
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# ? May 2, 2021 17:08 |
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Colonel Cancer posted:Diogenes lived in a barrel for 80 years, you'll be fiiine his dad was rich as gently caress, he was a trust fund baby larping being poor edit: don't get me wrong, diogenes was the die from which all shitposters are cast and his legacy is an important part of human history, but his dad was still fuckin loaded
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# ? May 2, 2021 17:10 |
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Being a white man in his forties in 1985 America seems like the best possible life.
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# ? May 2, 2021 18:13 |
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silent generation hippy who made millions off something creative in the 60's and spent 70's-present day loving baked
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# ? May 2, 2021 18:20 |
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sometimes when i get bummed about being stuck inside during the pandemic i think about how people lived in leningrad for the entirety of the siege (2 years and 4 months), enduring shelling, starvation, brutal winters, and no booze so, you know, nowadays things aren't so bad
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# ? May 2, 2021 18:23 |
maybe in the prime of one of those early hunter-gatherer cities where they hooted and hollered all day and might have hosed around and did a little farming
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# ? Dec 2, 2021 04:43 |
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future times when i can b0ne d0wn with tali and liara & ALSO i have cool power armor. IF IT HAS TO BE THE PAST the medieval times and im a wizard. a battle wizard. nuff said
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# ? Dec 2, 2021 05:51 |
2080-2160
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# ? Dec 2, 2021 06:43 |
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Definitely the hunter-gatherer eras before humans developed complex cities and got into warfare. I bet I could gather a shitload of berries and I love naps, if I’m guaranteed to make it to 80 that’s the hard part taken care of.
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# ? Dec 2, 2021 07:09 |
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123 million bc. i am a small rodentlike creature. i sire 1000 babies in a full rodent lifespan of 3 weeks and then get eaten by a velociraptor.
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# ? Dec 2, 2021 08:03 |
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being qin shi huang would've been pretty cool i'll go with that
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# ? Dec 2, 2021 13:25 |
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thug life op hth
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# ? Dec 10, 2021 18:03 |
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living out on a small Greek island or amalfi coast in like 200 ce just netting sardines and grilling up fish, squeezing olives and drinking wine all day
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# ? Dec 11, 2021 00:39 |
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truckin n fuckin
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# ? Dec 11, 2021 00:43 |
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Mayor Dave posted:To crush your enemies, to see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of their women That is good
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# ? Dec 11, 2021 00:45 |
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probably now, maybe born whenever lets you die of natural causes around 2030 or so, maybe 2040 if you're in the northern hemisphere. rich, obviously. if we survive the next 1000 years then there's probably going to be a several thousand year period that absolutely kicks rear end in a way that's still comprehensible to us. literal space future utopia (by our standards) poo poo. beyond that probably kicks rear end too but in a way impossible for us to fathom. maybe there's another big catastrophe like capitalism lurking out there, but if not things are probably good as hell for whatever becomes of humanity for a long long time. probably very chill & cozy existing as a thin film of computronium around the event horizon of a black hole, thinking slow thoughts for a duotrigintillion years until even the black holes evaporate. pretty good, op!
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# ? Dec 11, 2021 02:38 |
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To crush your enemies, etc...
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# ? Dec 11, 2021 02:41 |
Who Is Paul Blart posted:Being a white man in his forties in 1985 America seems like the best possible life. Yeah, being white and an adult but not too old in the 80s so that you get to live through the life-prolonging advances of the 2000s Boomers had it best
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# ? Dec 11, 2021 02:43 |
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the best life is to be a garden hermit on a 17th century french noblemans estate
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# ? Dec 11, 2021 02:47 |
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Cat life. 80 years, 9 lives. no thought. no bills. just meow meow.
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# ? Dec 11, 2021 02:51 |
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I feel like knowing you’re gonna live to 80 is kinda cheating since a lot of the bad times involve dying young.
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# ? Dec 11, 2021 08:04 |
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Hand Knit posted:I feel like knowing you’re gonna live to 80 is kinda cheating since a lot of the bad times involve dying young. Living and watching everyone else die is worse imo
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# ? Dec 11, 2021 20:36 |
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Jon Irenicus posted:I would probably be dead without modern medicine and standards of care It's kind of funny to think of how this applies to pretty much everyone who has ever had appendicitis. Just a complete death sentence prior to decent surgery standards.
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# ? Dec 11, 2021 20:40 |
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any time period where there was bad bitches big blunts and cold drinks. gas thread
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# ? Dec 11, 2021 20:41 |
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Crazypoops posted:Living and watching everyone else die is worse imo i would simply kill hitler
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# ? Dec 12, 2021 03:05 |
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i'd rather live a life as either a three-toed sloth or capybara a life of nothing but vibin
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# ? Dec 12, 2021 07:40 |
today if you’re rich otherwise probably like a bazillion years ago in the palaeolithic era before we discovered the devil agriculture
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# ? Dec 14, 2021 00:12 |
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I'd have enjoyed visiting Belle Epoque-era Paris. I mean, not all the making GBS threads, but the sex and drugs would be great.
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# ? Dec 14, 2021 00:15 |
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Ancient Lemuria
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# ? Dec 14, 2021 18:26 |
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always wanted to be one of those guys who can still get boners on cocaine
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# ? Dec 14, 2021 18:46 |
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# ? May 8, 2024 10:52 |
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oral sex wasnt invented until the 1970s so any time pre then would be pretty rough. i think being a rich guy in a major european city in the 2000s or so would be cool
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# ? Dec 14, 2021 18:52 |