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Empress Theonora
Feb 19, 2001

She was a sword glinting in the depths of night, a lance of light piercing the darkness. There would be no mistakes this time.
God, I love LOIS so much.

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Kitfox88
Aug 21, 2007

Anybody lose their glasses?
I'm super glad someone called out this LP over in the Posadist Aurora one, I've binged it over the past two days and just :suspense:

Also had a good laugh at the year four people got assassinated in a row, not gonna lie.

Phy
Jun 27, 2008



Fun Shoe
Still amazed that our current head of state is a million year old starship who cosplays as an 8' tall, four-armed mammalian salamander. A million year old starship that became convinced of the necessity of socialism. A million year old starship that broke its own programming to stop a war crime. Crisis, I'm guessing you had to save-edit her in as a personality or something and if so I'm glad you did.

It's a pity Hasbro wasn't one of the surviving corpos, she'd have made for a great Autobot.

silentsnack
Mar 19, 2009

Donald John Trump (born June 14, 1946) is the 45th and current President of the United States. Before entering politics, he was a businessman and television personality.

Phy posted:

Still amazed that our current head of state is a million year old starship who cosplays as an 8' tall, four-armed mammalian salamander. A million year old starship that became convinced of the necessity of socialism. A million year old starship that broke its own programming to stop a war crime. Crisis, I'm guessing you had to save-edit her in as a personality or something and if so I'm glad you did.

It's a pity Hasbro wasn't one of the surviving corpos, she'd have made for a great Autobot.

Just wait until she goes Rogue Servitor to start shoveling endless brand at everyone.

Or could end up on the dark side as Everyone's Robot Mom, sending a drone to give gentle reminders like "citizen: you must consume the entire tub of ice cream. now."

e:

Night10194 posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j4IFNKYmLa8 The dark fate of Biotrophies on Mandatory Pampering.

guess I shouldn't be surprised someone else has made the same joke, but still :psyduck:

silentsnack fucked around with this message at 00:16 on Sep 11, 2021

Night10194
Feb 13, 2012

We'll start,
like many good things,
with a bear.

silentsnack posted:

Just wait until she goes Rogue Servitor to start shoveling endless brand at everyone.

Or could end up on the dark side as Everyone's Robot Mom, sending a drone to give gentle reminders like "citizen: you must consume the entire tub of ice cream. now."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j4IFNKYmLa8 The dark fate of Biotrophies on Mandatory Pampering.

Crazycryodude
Aug 15, 2015

Lets get our X tons of Duranium back!

....Is that still a valid thing to jingoistically blow out of proportion?


Phy posted:

Still amazed that our current head of state is a million year old starship who cosplays as an 8' tall, four-armed mammalian salamander. A million year old starship that became convinced of the necessity of socialism. A million year old starship that broke its own programming to stop a war crime. Crisis, I'm guessing you had to save-edit her in as a personality or something and if so I'm glad you did.

It's a pity Hasbro wasn't one of the surviving corpos, she'd have made for a great Autobot.

I think LOIS (the in-game character with a portrait) got created as an admiral to assign to the fleet with LOIS (the ship) in it once White got elected and LOIS started captaining herself.

The admiral character then going and getting elected General Secretary in the mechanics though, just :discourse:

Crazycryodude
Aug 15, 2015

Lets get our X tons of Duranium back!

....Is that still a valid thing to jingoistically blow out of proportion?


Obviously the story now requires LOIS (the governor character running Bastion), LOIS (the scientist character running Physics research), LOIS (the admiral character leading the UNN), and LOIS (the current General Secretary character) to be the only contenders in the next election.

Guper
Jan 21, 2019

Crazycryodude posted:

Obviously the story now requires LOIS (the governor character running Bastion), LOIS (the scientist character running Physics research), LOIS (the admiral character leading the UNN), and LOIS (the current General Secretary character) to be the only contenders in the next election.

Don't blame me, I voted for Kodos LOIS.

Gridlocked
Aug 2, 2014

MR. STUPID MORON
WITH AN UGLY FACE
AND A BIG BUTT
AND HIS BUTT SMELLS
AND HE LIKES TO KISS
HIS OWN BUTT
by Roger Hargreaves
I look forward to OP having to retcon LOIS being assassinated over and over

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

Again? Okay pull the backups.

Phy
Jun 27, 2008



Fun Shoe
An assassin's worst nightmare: a GenSec that can savescum

Xelkelvos
Dec 19, 2012
The prices of the LOIS dakimakura exploded

Kitfox88
Aug 21, 2007

Anybody lose their glasses?

Xelkelvos posted:

The LOIS dakimakura were just exploded

Z the IVth
Jan 28, 2009

The trouble with your "expendable machines"
Fun Shoe

Phy posted:

An assassin's worst nightmare: a GenSec that can savescum

Assasin stands over a smoking hard drive containing Lois. A door opens.

"The Best Thing About Being Me... There Are So MANY Mes!"

Cooked Auto
Aug 4, 2007

If you will not serve in combat, you will serve on the firing line!




I see they've found a lost copy of the CIA's Guide to assassination.

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


You sure about that? Nobody got poisoned by beard product or blown up with anti tank munitions.
Though my favourite in dumb assassination is shooting with the poison pellet umbrella and then just playing it off hoping the target thinks that local mosquitoes are larger than expected.

By popular demand fucked around with this message at 18:52 on Sep 11, 2021

Cooked Auto
Aug 4, 2007

If you will not serve in combat, you will serve on the firing line!




Explosive dakimakura sounds very CIA to me. :cheeky:

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

Synths have assassinated Crisis Now. :ohdear:

StillFullyTerrible
Feb 16, 2020

you should have left Let's Play open for public view, Lowtax
i think we just got used to their crazy-fast update schedule, this is more the speed i'm used to the LPs i follow being at

GunnerJ
Aug 1, 2005

Do you think this is funny?
The game also had an update drop so Crisis might be waiting for mods to update.

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

No, synths definitely assassinated them.

Phy
Jun 27, 2008



Fun Shoe

Synthbuttrange posted:

No, synths definitely assassinated them.

Well that's a suspicious post/username combo

NullBlack
Oct 29, 2011

I'm as confused as you are.
clearly, Crisis Now underestimated how determined the game is to kill leaders. The leader's immortality is irrelevant if the universe they exist in just stops.

StillFullyTerrible
Feb 16, 2020

you should have left Let's Play open for public view, Lowtax
You okay Crisis Now?

TheShadowAvatar
Nov 25, 2004

Ain't Nothing But A Family Thing

StillFullyTerrible posted:

You okay Crisis Now?

:ohdear: Is our President ok??

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

Stay safe out there. :ohdear:

GunnerJ
Aug 1, 2005

Do you think this is funny?
Even if this LP never gets finished, it was one of the wildest and craziest ones I've ever read, and one of the best, so it will be very fondly remembered. :unsmith:

Ajaxify
May 6, 2009
Agree. And it ended on a pretty cool note too with the election.

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

Crisis hasnt posted at all since the last update. Hope you're doing okay wherever you are.

Akratic Method
Mar 9, 2013

It's going to pay off eventually--I'm sure of it.

Any day now.

I hope they’re not having a crisis now :v:

But yeah, in all seriousness this was great and I hope OP is ok.

Kangxi
Nov 12, 2016

"Too paranoid for you?"
"Not me, paranoia's the garlic in life's kitchen, right, you can never have too much."
I'd also like to say that this LP is Great and I wish the best for whatever Crisis is up to.

wedgekree
Feb 20, 2013
Yeah, hope you're safe Crisis whatever happens and thanks again for this amazing LP.

GunnerJ
Aug 1, 2005

Do you think this is funny?

Synthbuttrange posted:

Crisis hasnt posted at all since the last update. Hope you're doing okay wherever you are.

Whoa, wow, yeah 😬

Crisis Now
May 2, 2012

Sword of the Lord
Hey there, everything's a-okay.

Sorry, I just decided to take a little break, which unfortunately became a large break, and then became a complete loss of motivation.

I really want to do a Crusader Kings 3 LP when the new DLC comes out in February, but I'm determined to at least get this to a satisfying conclusion first, so going to force myself to continue sometime the next few days.

Crisis Now fucked around with this message at 11:38 on Dec 18, 2021

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

holy poo poo you're not dead

synths assassinated your motivation though :( But glad you're okay!

Night10194
Feb 13, 2012

We'll start,
like many good things,
with a bear.

I'm glad you're okay!

Whatever you do, your work so far has been wonderful. Heck, your depiction of how the UN went after its revolution has been very inspiring to something I'm working on about a similar situation.

GunnerJ
Aug 1, 2005

Do you think this is funny?
Glad you're not dead, and glad you want to do a CK3 LP!

wedgekree
Feb 20, 2013
Good to have you back and totally understand taking a break!

Kitfox88
Aug 21, 2007

Anybody lose their glasses?
Sometimes motivation evaporates, it’s been a h lol of a ride all the same even if you don’t do another update. :toot:

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StillFullyTerrible
Feb 16, 2020

you should have left Let's Play open for public view, Lowtax
drat, glad you're okay!

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