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Eat This Glob posted:i hope so. chandler blocked me on twitter when he said he was fighting to represent the "stars and bars" and i told him that was the name of the confederate flag lol ugh! could he BE any dumber
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# ¿ May 15, 2021 04:53 |
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# ¿ May 14, 2024 04:58 |
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Ratios and Tendency posted:Are kangaroos considered more dangerous than chimps?? This is...unsettling they can jump an eight-foot fence from a standstill. imagine how strong their legs are, and what they have at the end of them: you might be able to outrun a chimp with a head start, but lol at escaping a murder machine who can maintain usain bolt speeds for 2km. quote:chimps: quote:kangaroos: basically imagine a EPO laden, roided out (complete with roid-rage) 8 foot barboza with knives on the end of his feet and he has an additional limb for balance. ......someone send this info to joe rogan crepeface fucked around with this message at 06:02 on May 15, 2021 |
# ¿ May 15, 2021 05:12 |
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Nis posted:being a fat schlub with no experience fighting a toddler much less anything mildly threatening, i have zero confidence i could beat any of those things with my bare hands (including the rat, the house cat, and the goose) the goose is a complete scrub. swans are where it's at. https://youtu.be/g_pwPhFvgNo
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# ¿ May 15, 2021 05:38 |
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Yeah, not sure about that either. Maybe if he didn't get owned he'd never have the motivation to get decent striking?
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# ¿ May 17, 2021 03:57 |
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https://twitter.com/rawmmanews/status/1399485304541753348?s=19 Jake Paul is where washed up mma fighters go to cash in their rep for a retirement cheque
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# ¿ Jun 1, 2021 06:02 |
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it's called the rap game.
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# ¿ Jun 1, 2021 07:08 |
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it somehow still would be at this point i have to imagine he has a humilation fetish
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# ¿ Jun 1, 2021 07:34 |
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Mekchu posted:Just as a heads up for anyone who may misunderstand this post (I did until I remembered the scene), its actually a reference to a scene in a movie Woodley is in where his character gets their dick bitten off by a raccoon for betraying his gang leader. how could you forget https://twitter.com/SafeBetMMA/status/1353032133334319104?s=20
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# ¿ Jun 1, 2021 14:10 |
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does he still hit hard? we haven't seen him land that overhand right in years and that's the only punch he has besides an incredibly unconvincing jab feint
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# ¿ Jun 1, 2021 17:08 |
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please don't give me hope
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# ¿ Jun 1, 2021 17:22 |
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Bluedeanie posted:You guys really do hate Woodley so much you'd root for a Paul, huh jake paul supports better pay for fighters and is a hero of the people https://twitter.com/jakepaul/status/1386387138653081600?s=20 (i actually have no idea who he is, some kind of shithead youtuber?)
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# ¿ Jun 3, 2021 04:29 |
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i try to write funny ones for the fighters that I know for my casual friends. when i don't have time or can't be bothered, i steal yours. :)
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# ¿ Jun 9, 2021 04:35 |
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# ¿ May 14, 2024 04:58 |
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i was vaguely thinking i should submit something to the front page but i couldn't think of a topic.Marching Powder posted:i used to do this on my work's intranet and i always had tons of people emailing me saying that i should figure out a way to monetise it. i genuinely think there's a market (somewhere) for chill people who know what they're talking about and can at least attempt humour to give their thoughts on upcoming cards this is like 90% of the reason for jack slack's success
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