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BLOOD AND GUTS
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HORRIBLE 1 0.63%
MEH 16 10.06%
GOOD 74 46.54%
GREAT 68 42.77%
Total: 159 votes
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STING 64
Oct 20, 2006

Now taking wagers with 6 hour probies to factor in. I will not be wagering due to posting commitments but it doesn't mean I can't take yours!


Who leaves as the TNT Champion tonight?
Darby Allin (+155)
Miro (-185)

Over/Under bell to bell: 6.5 minutes

STING 64 fucked around with this message at 19:25 on May 12, 2021

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FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo

Destroy My Sweater posted:

i bet mox is watching this in preparation for tonight

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ey8Qh-b4Y2E
man this takes me back

Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

~*4 LIFE*~

JOHN CENA posted:

Now taking wagers with 6 hour probies to factor in. I will not be wagering due to posting commitments but it doesn't mean I can't take yours!


Who leaves as the TNT Champion tonight?
Darby Allin (+155)
Miro (-185)

I'm going to wait for the smart money to roll in just before showtime

Gumball Gumption
Jan 7, 2012

JOHN CENA posted:

Now taking wagers with 6 hour probies to factor in. I will not be wagering due to posting commitments but it doesn't mean I can't take yours!


Who leaves as the TNT Champion tonight?
Darby Allin (+155)
Miro (-185)

But what's the over/under?

Shard
Jul 30, 2005

I can't get over NWA's Loser has to stay match. Nothing has ever made a federation look worse. Like total self dunkage. I can't wait till Max Caster uses it in a rap. His last one won me over. I'm starting to come around on this weirdo lol

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fsTeDmlArBQ

cams
Mar 28, 2003


Gumball Gumption posted:

But what's the over/under?

miro over darby under

Chinston Wurchill
Jun 27, 2010

It's not that kind of test.

enigmahfc posted:

So sorry for that. Losing pets is the absolute worst.

But take heart that Darby will soon be joining her.

Don't disappoint me Tony.

Thanks for your sympathies everyone. Sorry for derailing the AEW thread but I don't spend much time in other areas of the forums anymore. Peggy was a super good cat with cerebellar hypoplasia and I miss her very much. We've been expecting our senior cat to go for years and to have 11-year-old Peggy suddenly diagnosed with untreatable terminal cancer has been a lot to process.

Chop my sadness away Blue Daddy!

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


NWA should call it the crab bucket match

The Stroker Ace
Feb 7, 2007

I like how it invokes the concept of “booty” and “butts.”

Sorry I was a few pages back.

The Stroker Ace fucked around with this message at 19:23 on May 12, 2021

STING 64
Oct 20, 2006

Gumball Gumption posted:

But what's the over/under?
6.5 minutes

Lead Pipe Cinch
Mar 10, 2003

Heavy Metal Bakesale


projecthalaxy posted:

NWA should call it the crab bucket match

This is the third time I have encountered this idiom in the last two weeks having never heard it before and boy do I love it.

CobiWann
Oct 21, 2009

Have fun!

Shard posted:

I'm starting to come around on this weirdo lol

We are the weirdos, Shard.

Shard
Jul 30, 2005

CobiWann posted:

We are the weirdos, Shard.

I KNOW you are. You hate Hangman

dromal phrenia
Feb 22, 2004

Chinston Wurchill posted:

My favourite cat died of aggressive lymphoma on Sunday. She only started to show symptoms last Thursday, and I've spent almost every moment since then either worrying about her or being sad that she's gone.

AEW can't fix this but I do look forward to being distracted for two hours.



She was such a good cat. :smith:

I'm so sorry to hear :( We adopted two kittens 9 years ago, one of the two died at less than a year old from large cell lymphoma. Not long ago, his sister was diagnosed with small cell lymphoma. So far she isn't having any negative side effects to treatment but we won't know how it's progressing (or, hopefully, NOT progressing) until the next meeting with the oncologist. It loving sucks. Your cat was beautiful and looks like a sweetheart, I'm sure she'll be missed dearly :(

In happier news, it's Wednesday and this dynamite looks like a doozy!

MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR
Darby Allin vs. Miro will have a definitive finish. No no contest, no interference from Scorpego or Sting. One man will win because he is the better man. Or because he is. He's the best. He's the best man. M I R O.

Also, it will be good as heck and it will be satisfying and good no matter who wins.

:toxx:

Also,

quote:

"Captain" Shawn Dean has been signed officially by All Elite Wrestling, as they mentioned back in March, but we're told it's not just as a wrestler. He's also serving as AEW's extras coordinator, serving as a liason between the company and extra talent.
Source: Fightful Select. Pay 'em 5 bucks! Do you like Shawn Dean? Then go give Fightful 5 bucks.

Tweak
Jul 28, 2003

or dont whatever








it'll end because darby passes out without tapping in the game over submission, or some other ref stoppage

Mr. Squishy
Mar 22, 2010

A country where you can always get richer.
If that's news to you, you need to watch Sammy's vlog.

STING 64
Oct 20, 2006

MJeff posted:

Darby Allin vs. Miro will have a definitive finish. No no contest, no interference from Scorpego or Sting. One man will win because he is the better man. Or because he is. He's the best. He's the best man. M I R O.

Also, it will be good as heck and it will be satisfying and good no matter who wins.

:toxx:

Also,

Source: Fightful Select. Pay 'em 5 bucks! Do you like Shawn Dean? Then go give Fightful 5 bucks.


Tweak posted:

it'll end because darby passes out without tapping in the game over submission, or some other ref stoppage
money still favoring The (self proclaimed) Best Man

Pylons
Mar 16, 2009

https://www.si.com/wrestling/2021/05/12/aew-dynamite-jon-moxley-yuji-nagata-match?utm_source=reddit.com

Good little interview from Mox about the Nagata match.

StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan

Mr. Squishy posted:

If that's news to you, you need to watch Sammy's vlog.

It was even how the Captain won the BTE Title! What's with this ancient news, Fightful Select?

Pinwiz11
Jan 26, 2009

I'm becom-, I'm becom-,
I'm becoming
Tana in, Tana in my mind.



Nagata?

MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR

So Mox had the idea last year, Gedo wanted to do it on Strong and Khan said "hey, let's do it on Dynamite." The fact that 1) He pitched that and 2) NJPW agreed to it says a lot for how far that relationship has come.

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008


taht means it's 100% foolproof, and a cryptid currency

Jordan7hm
Feb 17, 2011




Lipstick Apathy
I think it’s good that AEW is finding ways to staff guys like Dean who maybe won’t get full time ring time but have other skills. These older indie folks have entire jobs and lives outside of wrestling so they might as well use that.

rantmo
Jul 30, 2003

A smile better suits a hero



Cavauro posted:

taht means it's 100% foolproof, and a cryptid currency

Goddammit Cav, cryptid currency is the greatest pairing of words I've read in months. Absolutely incredible.

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

stoled that from JOHN CENA (the poster)

StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan

Jordan7hm posted:

I think it’s good that AEW is finding ways to staff guys like Dean who maybe won’t get full time ring time but have other skills. These older indie folks have entire jobs and lives outside of wrestling so they might as well use that.

it's also likely the sort of thing that gets him full-on employee status so he gets health insurance and whatnot

IcePhoenix
Sep 18, 2005

Take me to your Shida

MJeff posted:

Also,

Source: Fightful Select. Pay 'em 5 bucks! Do you like Shawn Dean? Then go give Fightful 5 bucks.

you mean source: sammy's vlog

Gavok
Oct 10, 2005

Brock! Oh, man, I'm sorry about your...

...tooth?


Lamuella posted:

He has friends! They like him! Even though he forgot the eggrolls that time!

Double or Nothing should have Hangman Adam Page vs. Kano where the loser has to go get everyone eggrolls.

explosivo
May 23, 2004

Fueled by Satan

https://twitter.com/ColtCabana/status/1392564575061557248
I know everybody knows this and it's been said before but it rules how much AEW loves hyping up each week's show ahead of time so you know what to look forward to. It's the kind of thing that I never truly realized how bad WWE was at that poo poo until AEW came along and actually gives you things to get excited about each week. I guess WWE literally cannot do this because they're often writing their shows the day/night of the show.

Mr. Squishy
Mar 22, 2010

A country where you can always get richer.

Jordan7hm posted:

I think it’s good that AEW is finding ways to staff guys like Dean who maybe won’t get full time ring time but have other skills. These older indie folks have entire jobs and lives outside of wrestling so they might as well use that.

Isn't that just how wrestling works? It seems a remarkably sticky industry.

Pinwiz11
Jan 26, 2009

I'm becom-, I'm becom-,
I'm becoming
Tana in, Tana in my mind.



I can't wait to see Nagata get Mox's arm trapped and then the eyes roll back... :allears:

smarxist
Jul 26, 2018

by Fluffdaddy
i have a feeling OC vs PAC is gonna have a decent amount of fuckery, but OC will take it, way more upside (we get Kenny vs OC 1 which tons of people are waiting for, it also sets up PAC vs OC 3 at a future date when one is title'd probably)

Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

~*4 LIFE*~
I wanna see PAC be driven insane by shipping a loss to OC

MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR
I kinda want PAC to win, because
1) I like PAC becoming OC's mountain to climb. Those two being forever rivals is something AEW can do either way but I like it more if PAC is kinda the Cody to OC's Darby.
2) I like OC vs. Kenny being built by Kenny cutting this promo saying OC can't measure up and then Kenny is right, OC can't measure up. So OC redoubles his efforts to earn a title shot and when he does, Kenny can be even more of a smug dick because of the promo he cut before and OC losing to PAC.

Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

~*4 LIFE*~

MJeff posted:

OC redoubles his efforts

What's two times zero? :thunkher:

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

00

explosivo
May 23, 2004

Fueled by Satan

Is Cody's "big announcement" tonight definitely about his opponent at DON? All the promos I've seen have just said "Cody makes an announcement" :geno:

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Pylons
Mar 16, 2009

explosivo posted:

Is Cody's "big announcement" tonight definitely about his opponent at DON? All the promos I've seen have just said "Cody makes an announcement" :geno:

Probably announcing full capacity and challenging Ogogo to something.

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