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ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
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A big juicy rear end. :mmmsmug: :sexarse:

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ClamdestineBoyster
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I made a chicken sandwich and I feel like I ate a whole chicken. :chanpop:

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DarkSoulsTantrum posted:

Nachos that I make with those Tostitos Scoops, or as my kid calls em “Tiny Tacos”. The scoop shape allows for perfect distribution of toppings although they are tedious as hell to make. Kept it simple tonight with seasoned beef, sliced jalapeños, shredded cheese, and some fresh cilantro. Pico de Gallo and sour cream on the side to add per preference.

gently caress yeah I like to melt chunks of cheese in those things until they’re full. :munch:

ClamdestineBoyster
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numberoneposter posted:

Buying some frickin halibut :woop:

Why not buy the whole halifish instead of just the butt? :yosbutt:

ClamdestineBoyster
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4am steak and eggs. :jerky:

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Literally A Person posted:

Tell them you'll take a seagull.

Aw man don’t forget about pelican meat. :jerky:

ClamdestineBoyster
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Noo-noos and sliders. :munch:

ClamdestineBoyster
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Turkey melt, proper charred, with some tater salad and a pickle and a strawberry soda. :munch:

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Aardvark! posted:

and what did your wife eat

Just sat there and slowly licked and suckled the folds of an Arby’s roast beef sandwich for hours, horsey sauce evenly smeared and glistening on her lips, wishing, wondering what that volleyball coach would taste like. “Oh uh, hey honey you’re home so early!! How was the pizza?” :j:

ClamdestineBoyster
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SilvergunSuperman posted:

Slow cooked an outside round and some potats, mixed veg and made a red wine horseradish gravy that I could honestly just drink

Ugghhh that sounds good, can’t wait to get back on my roast mode. :chef:

ClamdestineBoyster
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nexous posted:

Birthday dinner of homemade pizza and wings. Pizza got basil, onion, pepperoni, bell pepper, kalamata olives and feta. Wifes half has gross rear end mushrooms.



Gettin crunk on



Will probably post cooked pizza depending on how many drink garnishes I have

You feed your wife rear end mushrooms? :thunkher:

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Literally A Person posted:

:sickos:





Stuffed with a mixture of chicken thigh meat, carrot, cilantro, green onion, dried kelp and egg yolk seasoned with soy sauce, fish sauce, chili garlic sauce, salt, and honey

These are loving amazing and we made a shitload.


gently caress yeah :same: :hfive:

ClamdestineBoyster
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Blackened black angus burger with old bay blackened seasoning, sautéed garlic mushrooms, Carolina reaper jack cheese, charred bacon, mayo and mustard, 4 cheese stuffed potatoes, garden salad. Burger joint was closed, gotta make due somehow. :burger: :discourse:

ClamdestineBoyster
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Pork chops with a apple/apricot/celery confit with cinnamon, cayenne, and celery salt, salt and pepper and allspice on the chops, and a savory wild rice with parsley on the side. :munch:

ClamdestineBoyster
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Literally A Person posted:

That's my fave hungyman right there

:peanut: Swanson's :peanut:

Fuuuuuuccckkkk dude I still got a leftover chop from last night and I’m sooooo full. :chef:

ClamdestineBoyster
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SilvergunSuperman posted:

That sounds like a really interesting flavour profile, you use a recipe or freestylin?

I usually go for savory but I got to cravin hot and sour and the closest Chinese restaurant is like a town over and gently caress some soup anyways. :munch:

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The Bloop posted:

A way too big French dip and waffle fries

loving amazing but now I feel like I swallowed a bowling ball

You gotta let it rest in the au jus for a while and then smash a soft quarter section in your face, that’s how you eat a french dip. If it ain’t on your chin, it ain’t a win. :jerky:

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Nooner posted:

The last time I saw a goon post about his larder it was the guy who wanted to know how to feed his family for the next week with only a box of pasta and like 8 varieties of salt because he spent all their money LARPing with his renfaire friends

Oh my, don’t leave your lady in a lurch m’lord. :tipshat:

ClamdestineBoyster
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3 gallons of chicken broth ugh. :negative:

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Nooner posted:

Me and the slam piece's anniversary tonight so we went out to fancy dinner I got salmon and risotto special it was pretty good

Shoulda had the trout. :trout:

ClamdestineBoyster
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Red beans and rice and cherry pie. :munch:

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Chicken 3 ways and glass noodles. :jerky:

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DeadFatDuckFat posted:

Fried up some halibut


Shoulda fried some halibreast tbh. :shrug:

ClamdestineBoyster
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Chickie pie in the oven, salivating. :jerky:

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Gambit from the X-Men posted:



pep black olive x chk cheese steak on olive oil

Lol I did a half and half plate of dirty rice/Caesar salad with some sourdough toast. :jerky: :same:

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SilvergunSuperman posted:

Shut the gently caress up about Phil!

Anyone got a suggestion on what to make for my gran tomorrow? She doesn't do cheese.

You should do some foams or dunk some shrimps in liquid nitrogen, go full gastro pub to hit the goops, slops, dips, and slurries food group. :hmmyes:

ClamdestineBoyster
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Pizza rolls and a V8. :munch:

ClamdestineBoyster
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Oooooo boy I got another loving SAUSAGE WARRANT on some combination pizza rolls. Cocksucker california does it again! :downsbravo:

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ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
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Ooooo and now they’ve bumped it up to a shoot and kill from an approach and harass. Apparently the loving SAUSAGE was CLASSIFIED. At least I won’t have to hear racist comments from this piece of poo poo state about how impressive my hair is for a chinaman until their stock runs out.

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