How many sons of Billy Gun are in AEW? (Poll inside)

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How Many Sons of Billy Gunn are in AEW
	One
	Two
	Three
	They are all actors, Billy's real sons hate pro wrestling and are not involved with AEW

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Malcolm Excellent: May 20, 2007; Buglord

My wife says two

I am convinced there was at least three at one point in time.

With this forums help we can finally nail down how many Gunn Sonns are in AEW once and for all

# ? May 14, 2021 05:05

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# ? May 5, 2024 23:06

a cyborg mug: Mar 8, 2010

Sons of Gunn are an illusion, the answer is zero

# ? May 14, 2021 05:06

Cavauro: Jan 9, 2008

warhorse gunn and pineapple pete gunn aren't in aew. the just had some appearances

# ? May 14, 2021 05:08

Malcolm Excellent: May 20, 2007; Buglord

Cavauro posted:

warhorse gunn and pineapple pete gunn aren't in aew. the just had some appearances

Cody claimed to be the first white wrestler to impregnate a black woman.

This information has shook me to my core

# ? May 14, 2021 05:13

Evil Badman: Aug 19, 2006; Skills include:
EIGHT-FOOT VERTICAL LEAP

Y'all ignoring Big Shotty Lee Johngun.

# ? May 14, 2021 08:20

Spiderdrake: May 12, 2001

I seriously thought there were three as well.

I wonder where I got that idea.

Evil Badman posted:

Y'all ignoring Big Shotty Lee Johngun.

Big Shotty is way better than any gunn-son

# ? May 14, 2021 08:23

Crapple!: Nov 1, 2019

This is one of those Mandela Effect things maybe. I swear there was a show where Billy was out there with Austin and 2 other sons.

# ? May 14, 2021 08:25

Malcolm Excellent: May 20, 2007; Buglord

Crapple! posted:

This is one of those Mandela Effect things maybe. I swear there was a show where Billy was out there with Austin and 2 other sons.

I knew I wasn't crazy!

# ? May 14, 2021 10:03

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

Crapple! posted:

This is one of those Mandela Effect things maybe. I swear there was a show where Billy was out there with Austin and 2 other sons.

This is why I voted 3, I distinctly remember this too :tinfoil:

# ? May 14, 2021 11:18

MorningMoon: Dec 29, 2013; He's been tapping into Aunt May's bank account!
Didn't I kill him with a HELICOPTER?

I remember that too, but I'm just chalking it up to the surprise of seeing a second son for the first time.

# ? May 14, 2021 11:53

Lamuella: Jun 26, 2003; It's like goldy or bronzy, but made of iron.

Billy Gunn's Silly Sons are infinite in number

# ? May 14, 2021 12:05

flashy_mcflash: Feb 7, 2011

We're all Gunn Sunns

# ? May 14, 2021 12:44

Tato: Jun 19, 2001; DIRECTIVE 236: Promote pro-social values

However many he has, they are all cooler than Road Dogg and his spawn

# ? May 14, 2021 13:13

Lamuella: Jun 26, 2003; It's like goldy or bronzy, but made of iron.

Tato posted:

However many he has, they are all cooler than Road Dogg and his spawn

Road Dogg and his sons Toad Dogg, Woad Dogg (wears blue facepaint), Code Dogg (kind of a nerd), Goad Dogg (talks this all the time) and Joad Dogg (crossed the country to escape the dust bowl only to be horrified by the plight of the working man in Califormia)

# ? May 14, 2021 13:20

Destroy My Sweater: Jul 24, 2009

My g*rlfriend taught Austin when he was a senior in high school. One day she was like "Oh, apparently one of my students is the son of a wrestler" and then I had to explain the concept of Mr. rear end to her.

# ? May 14, 2021 13:53

Lid: Feb 18, 2005; And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

Destroy My Sweater posted:

My g*rlfriend taught Austin when he was a senior in high school. One day she was like "Oh, apparently one of my students is the son of a wrestler" and then I had to explain the concept of Mr. rear end to her.

Whats to explain the song explains it

# ? May 14, 2021 15:01

Insertnamehere31: Jan 23, 2012; This could be the most one-sided fight since 1973 when Ali faced an eighty-foot tall mechanical Joe Frazier. My memory isn't what it used to be, but I think the entire Earth was destroyed.

GoD gonna bust down the forbidden door and introduce Billy Gunn�s forgotten 4th sonn - Gunn, Stunn

# ? May 14, 2021 15:34

Malcolm Excellent: May 20, 2007; Buglord

https://youtu.be/YvpH_lqWXms

This is better than rear end Man.

AEW needs to hire JJ to do the theme song for the three confirmed Gunn Sunns

# ? May 14, 2021 20:44

mooseinfants: Dec 22, 2014

Gonna add my voice to the chorus of those saying they distinctly remember there being a 3rd Gunn son at one point

# ? May 14, 2021 21:05

coconono: Aug 11, 2004; KISS ME KRIS

there ROPEY, Stumpy and Buff.

# ? May 14, 2021 21:08

Cerebral Bore: Apr 21, 2010; Fun Shoe

We're all Gunns of the Patriots now.

# ? May 14, 2021 21:15

Sticky Nate: Jan 9, 2012

Griff Garrison will reveal he's a Gunn son and change his name to Griff Gunnson

# ? May 14, 2021 21:30

rotinaj: Sep 5, 2008; Fun Shoe

Malcolm Excellent posted:

https://youtu.be/YvpH_lqWXms

This is better than rear end Man.

AEW needs to hire JJ to do the theme song for the three confirmed Gunn Sunns

Well poo poo, how can we make this make sense now? That theme song right there says there�s only the one!

I do honestly remember three Gunn Sons myself, although I may just be confusing billy for someone far younger because dude still has like at least 3/4ths of his step at least.

# ? May 14, 2021 21:39

Numero6: Oct 10, 2012; ここは地の果て　流されて俺
今日もさすらい　涙も涸れる
ブルーゲイル

They should be called The Sons of a Gunn.

# ? May 14, 2021 22:21

Sticky Nate: Jan 9, 2012

The Armory

# ? May 14, 2021 22:28

Malcolm Excellent: May 20, 2007; Buglord

rotinaj posted:

Well poo poo, how can we make this make sense now? That theme song right there says there’s only the one!

I do honestly remember three Gunn Sons myself, although I may just be confusing billy for someone far younger because dude still has like at least 3/4ths of his step at least.

This thread is making me feel so much better.

I am glad I'm not alone

# ? May 14, 2021 23:19

Quantum of Phallus: Dec 27, 2010

I thought there was six Gunn sons :confused:

Hence why he was billed as �Six-Shooter� Billy on Dark for a while

# ? May 15, 2021 00:07

Prokhor Zakharov: Dec 31, 2008; This is me as I make another great post

Good luck with your depression!

tony hire accomplished shoot fighter Bart Gunn

# ? May 15, 2021 01:52

STING 64: Oct 20, 2006

wheres tommy

# ? May 15, 2021 01:53

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

Lid posted:

Whats to explain the song explains it

Oh yeah smart guy, well answer me this then, what are his positions are re: loving asses, kicking asses, or sticking and shoving asses? I bet your precious song lyrics don't explain THAT! :smug:

# ? May 15, 2021 02:08

Edward Mass: Sep 14, 2011; 𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
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There are several Gunns in AEW, and I care about nunn of them.

# ? May 15, 2021 05:12

syzpid: Aug 9, 2014

Prokhor Zakharov posted:

tony hire accomplished shoot fighter Bart Gunn

Hire anyone related to Bart Gunn, so we can have have a next generation Smoking Gunns.

# ? May 15, 2021 05:25

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# ? May 5, 2024 23:06

Lamuella: Jun 26, 2003; It's like goldy or bronzy, but made of iron.

I'M A GUNN SON

*guitar sting*

# ? May 15, 2021 07:22

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