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Do you wear shoes in your own home?
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Rutibex
Sep 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy

Hell Yeah posted:

i dont wear shoes in my home but i do wear gloves at all times and i make guests wear gloves at all times. if you are wondering why i do this: it makes me horny

what kind of gloves

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uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug
guests in my home are required to don the ceremonial mask of atonement for none are allowed to show their naked countenances within that holy space.

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

Hell Yeah posted:

i dont wear shoes in my home but i do wear gloves at all times and i make guests wear gloves at all times. if you are wondering why i do this: it makes me horny

Do they wear gloves on their feet, like tabi socks or toe socks?

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993

Hell Yeah posted:

i dont wear shoes in my home but i do wear gloves at all times and i make guests wear gloves at all times. if you are wondering why i do this: it makes me horny

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

Hell Yeah posted:

i dont wear shoes in my home but i do wear gloves at all times and i make guests wear gloves at all times. if you are wondering why i do this: it makes me horny

William Henry Hairytaint
Oct 29, 2011



Rutibex posted:

what kind of gloves

probably sexy ones

you broke my grill
Jul 11, 2019

Yes, who are these people stepping in dog poo poo all the time?

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

you broke my grill posted:

Yes, who are these people stepping in dog poo poo all the time?

You'll know them by their smell.

Nefarious 2.0
Apr 22, 2008

Offense is overrated anyway.

i live in a hole in the ground

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Nefarious 2.0 posted:

i live in a hole in the ground

Quit loving bragging.

barbecue at the folks
Jul 20, 2007


Yeah sure. They're the only thing you're allowed to wear in casa barbecue at the folks.

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
My shoes were grafted on to my feet as a child (long story)

Full Metal Jackass
Jan 22, 2001

Rabid bats are welcome in my home
If you're in a wheelchair and you come to my house those shoes better be coming off. It's the principle of the matter.

Gutter Phoenix
Jul 23, 2013

I preferred your last avatar, so I put it back. My apologies to the pedo who purchased your last one (it's always projection).

Rutibex posted:

what kind of gloves

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Living life to the fullest.

RepeatingMeme
Dec 27, 2012


this place is not a place of honor

no highly esteemed deed is commemorated here

nothing valued is here

what is here was dangerous and repulsive to us

this place is best shunned and left uninhabited


Im not a loving animal OP, i wear shoes sunup to sundown 24/hrs a day no matter what. I have fought lifeguards at the pool over this

DJ Fuckboy Supreme
Feb 10, 2011

And when you stare long into the abyss, you become aggressively, terminally chill

i bought new gym shoes but then the pandemic closed my gym down and now i wear my gym shoes in the house when i exercise

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

DJ Fuckboy Supreme posted:

i bought new gym shoes but then the pandemic closed my gym down and now i wear my gym shoes in the house when i exercise

Sicko.

rap music
Mar 11, 2006

sometimes when i'm working on the house op

good luck with your sweeping generalization

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof
All the cool people wear horse hoof boots in the house

Haverchuck
May 6, 2005

the coolest
I got some tamarac sheepskin house slippers and now I wear them every waking moment I'm allowed to! Especially to get the paper and mail

Who Is Paul Blart
Oct 22, 2010
I poo poo in my shower and waffle stomp that mess down my drain.

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Pigsfeet on Rye posted:

All the cool people wear horse hoof boots in the house

Gutter Phoenix
Jul 23, 2013

I preferred your last avatar, so I put it back. My apologies to the pedo who purchased your last one (it's always projection).
I wear stilts, angel wings, and an enormous novelty sombrero.

Nothing more, nothing less.

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus



Those look to be so painful to wear

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Zil posted:

Those look to be so painful to wear

Sure, if you wear them on your feet

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


The Bloop posted:

Sure, if you wear them on your feet

Wait what are you trying to say here?

People wear them on their hands and walk around on all fours don't they?

Chrs
Sep 21, 2015

Imagine coming home on a rainy day after trailing through mud and poo poo and then just leaving your shoes on when you get into the house. Oh wait I guess it’s not so bad because you gave them an half assed wipe on the mat on your way in

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Zil posted:

Wait what are you trying to say here?

People wear them on their hands and walk around on all fours don't they?

I assumed people mostly just hosed them, honestly

Chrs
Sep 21, 2015

Icochet posted:

My home has a floor so no, of course not

I always thought people wore shoes at home only on television sitcoms as a joke. That's why the audience whoops like monkeys when someone enters the room "OH YES OH MY GOD HE'S DOING THE SHOES AT HOME GAG AGAIN WOOT WOOT WOOT"

When you see people in movies hanging out in bedrooms wearing their shoes on the drat bed

William Henry Hairytaint
Oct 29, 2011




I do like Draenei cosplay but I bet these are really expensive.

Flowers for QAnon
May 20, 2019

BonerKid posted:

house jordans that i wear sometimes when it's cold

Cold house? House Jordans!

I Miss Snausages
Mar 8, 2005
Volvorific!
When the weather is nice in the from May-Oct, shoes stay on, because more than likely going to be going outside or doing things outside the house. In the winter or when raining of wet out, take shoes off. Check shoes if you have been outside just in case when you walk in the house.

Nice Guy Patron
Jun 29, 2015

Chrs posted:

Imagine coming home on a rainy day after trailing through mud and poo poo and then just leaving your shoes on when you get into the house. Oh wait I guess it’s not so bad because you gave them an half assed wipe on the mat on your way in

My feet are actually made of poo poo and mud, so you'd probably want me to wear shoes inside your house.

Bobbot
Mar 16, 2021

Although it may seem as if I cannot hear you, let me reassure you that you are being heard.

Nefarious 2.0 posted:

i live in a hole in the ground

mr money bags over here

flubber nuts
Oct 5, 2005


i live in a big shoe.

Universe Master
Jun 20, 2005

Darn Fine Pie

BIG TIT LIL NIP posted:

i live in a big shoe.

do you have so many children you don't know what to do?

Vim Fuego
Jun 1, 2000

I LITERALLY SLEEP IN A RACING CAR. DO YOU?
p.s. ask me about my subscription mattress
Ultra Carp
not shoes that get worn outside, no. my town is coated in a festering soup of hepatitis, feces, lead, gasoline and silicosis moon dust. that aint coming in, no thank u

Vim Fuego
Jun 1, 2000

I LITERALLY SLEEP IN A RACING CAR. DO YOU?
p.s. ask me about my subscription mattress
Ultra Carp

Hell Yeah posted:

i dont wear shoes in my home but i do wear gloves at all times and i make guests wear gloves at all times. if you are wondering why i do this: it makes me horny

i am like anti wondering about this. i want to un-know it

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Vim Fuego
Jun 1, 2000

I LITERALLY SLEEP IN A RACING CAR. DO YOU?
p.s. ask me about my subscription mattress
Ultra Carp

Vim Fuego posted:

not shoes that get worn outside, no. my town is coated in a festering soup of hepatitis, feces, lead, gasoline and silicosis moon dust. that aint coming in, no thank u

oh and piss. lots of piss. and straight up dirt

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