Do you wear shoes in your own home?

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Do you wear shoes in your own home?
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flubber nuts: Oct 5, 2005

Universe Master posted:

do you have so many children you don't know what to do?

yes and my eldest son Thripton wore his shoes in bed once and came down with a bad case of the raccoon roundworm so we dont wear our shoes in our shoe house anymore.

# ? May 17, 2021 09:12

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nunsexmonkrock: Apr 13, 2008

Yes I do, I have a cat that likes to attack and bite my feet so shoes are always on

# ? May 17, 2021 11:33

bird with big dick: Oct 21, 2015

When I�m in my home I only wear shoes if I�m exercising or making love.

# ? May 17, 2021 12:12

Colonel Cancer: Sep 26, 2015; Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

I only wear shoes in other peoples houses as a show of dominance

# ? May 17, 2021 12:14

nunsexmonkrock: Apr 13, 2008

Colonel Cancer posted:

I only wear shoes in other peoples houses as a show of dominance

Don't do that in my house I would take off your shoe and beat you with it so that you would know that I am dominate.

# ? May 17, 2021 12:42

Partycat: Oct 25, 2004

Thread makes a good argument for wearing your shoes indoors to maintain a healthy dirt ecosystem

# ? May 17, 2021 13:14

Colonel Cancer: Sep 26, 2015; Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

nunsexmonkrock posted:

Don't do that in my house I would take off your shoe and beat you with it so that you would know that I am dominate.

Not before I slip my other shoe and smack you with it! It's always faster to draw your own shoe, weakling :arghfist:

# ? May 17, 2021 13:22

nunsexmonkrock: Apr 13, 2008

Colonel Cancer posted:

Not before I slip my other shoe and smack you with it! It's always faster to draw your own shoe, weakling

Who says I wouldn't want that to happen?

# ? May 17, 2021 13:47

bird with big dick: Oct 21, 2015

Wearing your shoes inside someone�s house is a pathetic libcuck idea of dominance, an alpha displays dominance by walking around your house with his dick out occasionally dribbling urine on your belongings.

# ? May 17, 2021 14:04

BAGS FLY AT NOON: Apr 6, 2011; A Soft Nylon Bag

bird with big dick posted:

When I�m in my home I only wear shoes if I�m exercising or making love.

So never, then?

# ? May 17, 2021 14:23

Icochet: Mar 18, 2008; I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~; Grimey Drawer

I knew a man who always wore basketball shoes at home. Dead now of course

# ? May 17, 2021 14:51

flavor.flv: Apr 18, 2008; I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches

bird with big dick posted:

Wearing your shoes inside someone’s house is a pathetic libcuck idea of dominance, an alpha displays dominance by walking around your house with his dick out occasionally dribbling urine on your belongings.

I wear crocs ten months of the year and always go barefoot in other peoples houses

# ? May 17, 2021 14:53

zedprime: Jun 9, 2007; yospos

If you wear shoes in your house have you ever thought about getting boot booties like considerate plumbers and electricians?

# ? May 17, 2021 15:10

Colonel Cancer: Sep 26, 2015; Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

bird with big dick posted:

Wearing your shoes inside someone’s house is a pathetic libcuck idea of dominance, an alpha displays dominance by walking around your house with his dick out occasionally dribbling urine on your belongings.

You can dribble urine while wearing shoes

# ? May 17, 2021 16:09

Literally A Person: Jan 1, 1970; Smugworth Wuz Here

Colonel Cancer posted:

You can dribble urine while wearing shoes

Yeah but then there's bound to be splash back. I don't need piss shoes, thank you.

# ? May 17, 2021 16:10

BAGS FLY AT NOON: Apr 6, 2011; A Soft Nylon Bag

I�m a Barefooter, I walk around everywhere barefoot: inside, outside, country roads, city streets and somehow �this is cleaner than wearing shoes� I casually mention as I leave footprints on your carpet.

# ? May 17, 2021 16:15

Colonel Cancer: Sep 26, 2015; Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

Literally A Person posted:

Yeah but then there's bound to be splash back. I don't need piss shoes, thank you.

Ok Literally A Pissfoot

# ? May 17, 2021 18:11

bird with big dick: Oct 21, 2015

DarkSoulsTantrum posted:

So never, then?

Constantly

# ? May 17, 2021 18:42

Literally A Person: Jan 1, 1970; Smugworth Wuz Here

Colonel Cancer posted:

Ok Literally A Pissfoot

Pissfoot: the far less appealing cousin of bigfoot.

# ? May 17, 2021 23:09

uber_stoat: Jan 21, 2001; Pillbug

if you wear shoes in my house to express dominance i'm going to your house and taking a big fat poo poo in your bathroom with the door open and i will maintain eye contact the entire time i'm doing it.

# ? May 17, 2021 23:19

Nice Guy Patron: Jun 29, 2015

My own shoes are the home I wear.

# ? May 17, 2021 23:21

AKA Pseudonym: May 16, 2004; A dashing and sophisticated young man; Doctor Rope

There's a weird amount of time I spend where I've been on my way out, realized I had to do something at home, and then hosed around at home wearing the shoes I'd put on to go out.

Besides that, not really. Always have socks on though.

# ? May 17, 2021 23:23

uber_stoat: Jan 21, 2001; Pillbug

nunsexmonkrock posted:

Yes I do, I have a cat that likes to attack and bite my feet so shoes are always on

wear your cat scars with pride. my left hand looks like that of a meth head because my cat keeps latching on to it but i don't complain. this is my cross to bear.

# ? May 17, 2021 23:27

Colonel Cancer: Sep 26, 2015; Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

Cat scratches/bites are super infectious lmao enjoy your toxoplasmosis

# ? May 17, 2021 23:28

uber_stoat: Jan 21, 2001; Pillbug

Colonel Cancer posted:

Cat scratches/bites are super infectious lmao enjoy your toxoplasmosis

i have disinfectant spray in my computer desk drawer for just this purpose. you get toxo by inhaling cat poo poo though.

# ? May 17, 2021 23:30

Colonel Cancer: Sep 26, 2015; Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

uber_stoat posted:

i have disinfectant spray in my computer desk drawer for just this purpose. you get toxo by inhaling cat poo poo though.

No I'm implying that toxo is making you ok with being repeatedly assaulted by your plague beast

# ? May 17, 2021 23:36

BigBadSteve: Apr 29, 2009

The Bloop posted:

Nice boots... for a BDSM clown in a pervert circus.

# ? May 18, 2021 07:00

Full Metal Jackass: Jan 22, 2001; Rabid bats are welcome in my home

my cat constantly attacks my feet because it doesn't think moccasins match this outfit

# ? May 19, 2021 01:00

The Bloop: Jul 5, 2004; by Fluffdaddy

BigBadSteve posted:

Nice boots... for a BDSM clown in a pervert circus.

It's a good job if you can get it

# ? May 19, 2021 01:03

Jamie Faith: Jan 13, 2020

DarkSoulsTantrum posted:

I�m a Barefooter, I walk around everywhere barefoot: inside, outside, country roads, city streets and somehow �this is cleaner than wearing shoes� I casually mention as I leave footprints on your carpet.

I always wash my feet before I come inside the house after I've been outside barefoot. How often do people bother washing their shoes? Checkmate tenderfoots! :smug:

# ? May 21, 2021 21:10

Chrs: Sep 21, 2015

uber_stoat posted:

if you wear shoes in my house to express dominance i'm going to your house and taking a big fat poo poo in your bathroom with the door open and i will maintain eye contact the entire time i'm doing it.

Same except I�m squatting over your bed and making GBS threads on your pillow

# ? May 22, 2021 00:16

Azathoth Prime: Feb 20, 2004; Free 2nd day shipping on all eldritch horrors.

I can't go barefoot, my feet get too cold. Most of the time I wear slippers around the house.

The pandemic has affected my shoe wearing. Pre-pandemic, I'd get home from work and immediately switch into slippers and more casual clothes. Now I'm WFH basically full time, but I still get dressed for work. I find the act of changing out of work clothes/shoes helps draw a line between my workday and my personal time. This means I'm wearing my outside shoes indoors more than I'd like just so I can get that "ahh, work's over" hit at the end of the day. It's stupid and neurotic and I'm sure there are better ways, but it works for me.

# ? May 22, 2021 00:49

TIP: Mar 21, 2006; Your move, creep.

Azathoth Prime posted:

The pandemic has affected my shoe wearing. Pre-pandemic, I'd get home from work and immediately switch into slippers and more casual clothes. Now I'm WFH basically full time, and I still get dressed for work. I find the act of changing out of work clothes/shoes helps draw a line between my workday and my personal time. This means I'm wearing my outside shoes indoors more than I'd like just so I can get that "ahh, work's over" hit at the end of the day. It's stupid and neurotic and I'm sure there are better ways, but it works for me.

you are not alone

Tip posted:

I'm mostly barefoot around the house but sometimes I'll put on shoes when I'm working from home, for some reason it helps get me in work mode.

# ? May 22, 2021 00:53

Smythe: Oct 12, 2003

BigBadSteve posted:

Nice boots... for a BDSM clown in a pervert circus.

lol

# ? May 22, 2021 01:32

Nascardad: Oct 22, 2009; "Racing is in my blood, I can't quite get out of it yet"

No nasty poop dirt in my house. Take yer shows off.

# ? May 24, 2021 21:19

Workaday Wizard: Oct 23, 2009; by Pragmatica

I don't care about shoes or no shoes but if you wear the same shoes you stepped on piss poo poo dumpster juice with in your own god dang house you are DISCUSTANG.

# ? May 24, 2021 21:38